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Im ThE lAsT bItCh YoU'lL eVeR mEeT!

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Im totally fun to be around! I am goal oreinted I like alot of fun and crazy things! If we've met before I just might have been drunk......... I want to PARTY!! ^_^
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jayson
Birthday: 9-20-87
Birthplace: West Palm
Current Location: Greeanacres
Eye Color: Changes with my clothes
Hair Color: Depends on my hair dye that week
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty
Your Heritage: Super MUTT
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals so far
Your Weakness: A hot guy
Your Fears: Dying ALONE
Your Perfect Pizza: ummm..........Meat lovers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Have a long term relationship
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why am i getting up
Your Best Physical Feature: Hair normally
Your Bedtime: When i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: Last night with that one guy
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single but group works too
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: YUPPERS
Do you Swear: FUCK NO
Do you Sing: Yeah
Do you Shower Daily: HELL YEA!! what kinda ? is that
Have you Been in Love: This one time
Do you want to go to College: Yeah i dont wanna be dumb
Do you want to get Married: If its Legal yes
Do you belive in yourself: DUH
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Depends on what i see in the mirror
Are you a Health Freak: Not on your life
Do you get along with your Parents: HAHAHA not really
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah the noise is great
Do you play an Instrument: Used to but we won't go there
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah!!
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoked what???
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not that i remember
In the past month have you gone on a Date: UMMM yeah i have
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I work there currently so YEAH
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope not even ONE oreo
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No but now i want some
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does a stage with a pole count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No its been cold are you crazy
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Hell no
Ever been Drunk: ALot of times
Ever been called a Tease: Every one knows im a tease at times
Ever been Beaten up: HEll NO
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: Painfully and fun
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Photographer
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
Number of things in my Past I Regret: LOTS
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My Interests

Someone nice and fun to be with! Someone like myself who can besweet but isnt afraid to have fun. AND GAMES!!Snake

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I'd like to meet:

BOYS GUYS MEN!! lol well mainly im looking for some new friends but maybe someone special to share my life with! I want a man who can COMMITE! I need to find My Mr. Right and im getting tried of searching for him! I know your out there so come find me! Hes gotta be fun, a partier, and ONLY mine!! I hate this whole share a man thing it sucks!!! Anywho if you think you might be right talk to me! and if you live in or around west palm and you would rather meet in person check Kashmir on Wed!!! Who knows I might be dancing and looking for a dance partner!!target="_blank"Myspace Layouts!

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Music:

Linkin Park (best band ever), Yellowcard, Metalica, Blink 182, Korn, Greenday, MSI (GREAT BAND), Eve 6, Evanessence, Joss Stone, Icp, All American Rejects, Black eyed peas, and lots of other Alternative rock bands!! I like other things as well like some pop and dirty dance music!!

Movies:

I like alot of movies but i prefer mainly a horror to a drama!
You Are 85% Vain
You're beyond vain. Besides being obsessed with your looks, you're obsessed with everyone else's looks.
Yes, you look amazing. But you also need to be fabulous on the inside to be truly attractive. How Vain Are You? /div

Television:

YES! i actually love t.v i love never seeming to know what im watching or why im watching it!! LOL but t.v is good.
You Are 82% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You? ........

Books:

Take the quiz:
What type of gay guy are you?

You are the horny type! You want to fuck all the time. You've been known to pass your cock or ass around. You don't remember a single guy's name, but remember the month and day you fucked him.
Quiz by JustGuys.net - Find Hot Guys. Take the quizAre you a Good Flirt??Some people would consider you a slut, but we consider you an ace when it comes to flirting. Celebrities are envious of your game. Your humor and confidence lets you meet anyone at any time. Your phone has so many digits in it that you had to start deleting out old flames to add new in. We don’t have any tips to help you improve, but if you want to give us some pointers we’d love to become a Flirting Ace like you! ........

Heroes:

Marliyn Monroe, And Anna Nicole Smith
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My Blog

Sooo Much Truth!!!

Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when Iam with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who...
Posted by Im ThE lAsT bItCh YoU'lL eVeR mEeT! on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 11:07:00 PST

Spring Break

Well My spring break was mainly fun and interesting! As always i partied hard but worked harder! LOL I was only drunk about 5 times out of 10 days! Thats half not bad! Ofcourse if you read my previous...
Posted by Im ThE lAsT bItCh YoU'lL eVeR mEeT! on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 08:17:00 PST

AM I??

         Im starting to think i might be destined to die alone! Why is it that i can normally get what i want from a guy except a relationship! Everytime i feel...
Posted by Im ThE lAsT bItCh YoU'lL eVeR mEeT! on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 12:56:00 PST

UHHHH

Hey well though i thought my life had actually started to have more meaning i found out tonight that it was all just a fucked up joke! I thought i had finally met someone who i could be with but it tu...
Posted by Im ThE lAsT bItCh YoU'lL eVeR mEeT! on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 04:29:00 PST

LOL

How Good are you at Certain Things? Name Age Favorite Color Nickname Sex - 92%Romance - 10%Self - Control - 40%Kissing - 47%Cuddling - 24%Kinkiness - 91% This quiz by KillianO - Taken 1229157 Ti...
Posted by Im ThE lAsT bItCh YoU'lL eVeR mEeT! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST