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I'd like to meet:

My supposed maker....soon. AND!!! Marilyn Monroe so that I can punch her for being so hot and yet so disgusting at the same time. Charlize Theron is the hottest woman ever. I want her very badly. She is the epitome of beauty...what I wouldn't give for a night with her...YOWZA! And Marissa Tome & Scarlet Johanson Aren't so bad either! AYAYAY! I would love to meet.... Satan. If there is a Satan, I would like to meet him. I have some questions that need some answerin. Also related to Satan, I would like to meet my father. I wonder why he left my mother when she was pregnant with me. I wonder if he did that to more women. I wonder if he thinks about me or even cares. I wonder if maybe my mother made him sound horrible so that people would take pity on her for being a crack whore from Hell.....hmmm...so many thoughts. Emile Hursch I hope I spelled that right. I think it might be with an "I" but anyway. He is gorgeous, and he skates, and he acts, and i want him. Woot. But on this here website I would like to meet awesome people!! Anyone really...except the creepy people that look like Marilyn Manson because they are, well, creepy.

Do Me Righteous

Music:

I love The Offspring because they were the first non-boy band music I ever listened to. They made me cool!!
I like ska because it is really comical. The Dead Milkmen is an awesome ska band. Reel Big Fish is the shit. I went to the Ska Is Dead Tour and love all kinds of bands now. The Toasters, Top of the Playground, etc.
As of right now I have sworn Pink Floyd as my evil nemesis.
My fave c.d. is the Annie soundtrack. That little red-head warms my heart with her whimsical songs and upbeat attitude.
I also like The Used. I am going to their concert tomorrow. It's gonna fucking rock bitches! ROCK I SAY!!!! (I hope I don't die in a moshpit, that's quite unfortunate.)
There are 4 great songs out there. BRICK by BEN FOLDS, KISS OFF by the VIOLENT FEMMES, PRETTY IN PUNK by FALL OUT BOY, and PERFECT SITUATION by WEEZER.
I also love BABY BELUGA by RAFFI. I used to listen to that song all the time when I was little. I think my mom is insane now because of it.
I basically listen to whatever fits my mood. Rap when I'm angry, Emo when I'm sad, Rock and whatnot when I'm neutral, Ska when I'm hyper....etc.♥AFI♥ ♥♥Against Me!♥♥ ♥All American Rejects♥ ♥Beastie Boys♥ ♥Black Eyed Peas♥ ♥Blink 182♥ ♥Bloodhound Gang♥ ♥Cake♥ ♥The Clash♥ ♥Dashboard Confessional♥ ♥Dead Milkmen♥ ♥Dropkick Murphy's♥ ♥Fall Out Boy♥ ♥♥♥!!FINCH!!♥♥♥ ♥Foo Fighters♥ ♥Garbage♥ ♥Green Day♥ ♥Jay-Z♥ ♥Jet♥ ♥Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards♥ ♥Lit♥ ♥Maroon 5♥ ♥The Monkees♥ ♥MXPX♥ ♥Norah Jones♥ ♥The Offspring♥ ♥The Presidents Of The United States♥ ♥The Ramones♥ ♥Rancid♥ ♥Red Hot Chili Peppers♥ ♥SoulFly♥ ♥The Soviettes♥ ♥SR71♥ ♥Story Of The Year♥ ♥Sublime♥ ♥SUM41♥ ♥The Toasters&hearts ♥Weezer♥ ♥The White Stripes♥ ♥Violent Femmes♥

Movies:

Action
Blade 1,2, and 3
Hudson Hawk
Italian Job
Kill Bill 1 & 2
Kung Fu Hustle
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Oceans 11 & 12
The Princess Bride
Sin City
Super Cop
Swordfish
Horror
Cabin Fever
Children Of The Corn (SOME)
Constantine
The Craft
Darkness Falls
Dawn Of The Dead
Deep Blue Sea
Devil's Advocate
Donnie Darko
The Exorcist (All But Emily Rose)
Fear
Fear Dot Com
Final Destination 1, 2, & 3
The Forgotten
The Grudge
Halloween (All But 3, Michael Myers Isn't Even In This One)
Hide And Seek
The Hills Have Eyes
Hollow Man
House On Haunted Hill
Identity
I Know What You Did Last Summer (ALL)
Jaws (ALL)
Lake Placid
The Lost Boys
The Mothman Prophecies
Omen Trilogy (CLASSIC!!!)
The Others
Pet Cemetary 1 & 2
Poltergeist
Psycho
Resident Evil 1 & 2
Saw 1 & 2
Session 9
Signs
Sixth Sense
Sleepy Hollow
Tainted Blood
Van Helsing
White Noise
Wrong Turn
Red Dragon, Silence Of The Lambs, Hannibal

Television:

RENO 911, Drawn Together, South Park, ATHF....YEP! Ever since my mom took away my cable I watch cops a lot. And about the commercials, someday I will see to it that the damned Trix Rabbit gets his cereal and yogurt because those spoiled rugrats are always stealing from that annorexic little cotton ball. I HATE THEM!!!! I HATE THEM!!!! I HATE THEM!!!! I HATE THEM!!!!

Books:

My favorites include Salems Lot (Stephen King), Mystic River (Dennis Lehane) and I love Roald Dahl. Yes folks, Roald Dahl is a childrens author. But my favorite is Edgar Allen Poe. Most of the time I am too retarded to understand what he is writing, but somehow it manages to touch me even still.
I love poetry, reading and writing.
I am currently reading The Complete Works Of Edgar Allen Poe. I love him. He has the right idea about life. Such as, it sucks, quit living it."Hickety, Pickety, My black hen She Lays Eggs For Gentlemen. Not For Ladies? That's Absurd! What A Chauvenistic Bird!" -Roald Dahl ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥&hea rts;♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥&hea rts;♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥&hea rts;♥♥♥ "My Candle Burns At Both Ends,It Will Not Last The Night,But, Ah My Foes, And Oh My Friends,It Gives A Lovely Light." -Roald Dahl Other Quotes

"To resist it is useless. it is useless to resist it"--Cake "Now today is tomorrow, and tomorrow today, and yesterday is weaving in and out"--Cake
"Doesn't matter if you're skinny, doesn't matter if you're fat, you can dress up like a sultan in your onion head hat"--Cake
"We are building a religion, we are making a brand, we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand"--Cake
"There's no need to ask directions if you ever lose your mind. We're behind you, we're behind you, and let us please remind you, we can send a car to find you if you ever lose your way"--Cake
"This just isn't love, it's just the remorse of a loss of a feeling"--Against Me!
"I'm not feeling all right today, I'm not feeling that great, I'm not catching on fire today, love has started to fade"--Cake
"As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time"--Cake
"Don't tell me you love me as you stab me in the back"--Me
"You can't hate God, and not believe in him at the same time"--Some Nun On "HOUSE"
"Every new beginning comes from some other new beginning's end"--Eve 6?
"Don't be angry, don't be blue, Frankenstein was ugly too! --Unknown"
"Rejected by the unwanted, careless about the heartless, unheard by the unseen, vengeful towards the hateful" --©
"You're jambox is now his jambox by way of our actions." --The mooninites (ATHF)
"Do what I said cause I said it." --Meatwad (ATHF)
"I will slit your throat and fuck the wound" --Slipknot?
"Your little princess is my little whore." --Unknown
"Innocense is lost when love is found" --©
"Death, take my hand and lead me along the path of the forgotten." --©
"My love for you burns like a candle at the bottom of a lake." --©
"With you, I am unhappy. Without you I am dead" --©
"Ignorance is bliss, but bliss is ignorance at it's worst." --©
"You've rendered me useless for the last time" --©
"I want to be who I was before I knew your name." --Unknown
"My love life is a crime scene." --Steph Luc
"Your image is my suicide." --©
"Your picture will be the death of me." --©
"I hate myself for loving you." --©
"You've fractured my ceramic heart and all of its' entirety." --©
"Hacking at my glass heart with a dull machete." --©
"I love the way you beg as I slaughter you." --©
"Your blood tastes just as I thought it would;bitter." --©
"Your pain is my pleasure, your joy is my suffering." --©
"You drown in pools of your own blood as I do in my own tears." --©
"I die with your blood on my hands, and you drown in mine." --©
"True love such as ours must end in death." --©
"Idle hands spend time at the genitals and you know how God hates that." --Drippie (ATHF)
"A dream come true is simply de ja vu." --Unknown
"I'm just a wilting rose in a blind woman's window." --©
"Fate has cast its' iron fist upon me." --©
"Everyday that I am alive is a step towards inevitable suicide." --©
"I would kill myself if I thought it would make you love me." --©
"You look better when out of sight." --Dashboard Confessional
"Someday the faces and voices we have grown so accustomed to will just me pictures, memories, and whispers in the wind." --©
"Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves." --Master Shake (ATHF)
"I'm not drunk! I have a speech impediment and a stomach virus!" --Brian (Family Guy)
"Loving George Bush is like loving a retarded baby." --Can't Remember
"I'll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake." --Fall Out Boy
"I'm just a thumb print on the window of a skyscraper." --©
"Oh crap! It's a miracle!" --Bender (Futurama)
"There's a monster in Meatwad's room! Burn the house down!" --Master Shake (ATHF)
"Leave your eyes open Meatwad, I want to horrify you in to a coma." --Master Shake (ATHF)
"We can still melt him, I have this really bitchin' hairdryer." The Space Dudes (ATHF)

Heroes:

Flava Flav (FOOFIE FOOFIE) YEYA BOYEEEE!!!!
Lil John (WHAT?! YEYA! OKAY!)
Muhammad Ali
Sugar Ray Leonard
Oscar de la Hoya
Gwen Stefani


†My Enemies†
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†Alex Prieto†
†Whitney Flora†
†Whitnee Martinez†
†††Zach Horton†††
†Zach Pack†
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