i wear this mask because you cannot handle me profile picture

i wear this mask because you cannot handle me

I'll scratch you with a wire brush covered in aids

About Me

I believe in Misanthropy, Death, Destruction and Greed.
I like alcohol, giving the finger, loud music, anything pink, plastic jewelry, football, monster trucks and hockey.

My Interests



Your Porn Star Name is: Rhonda Rimmer

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I'd like to meet:

The person responsible for Count Chocula cereal, so I could shake his hand on a job well done...
And someone to hold my hand and play RISK with.

Music:

30 Seconds to Mars
311
50 Cent
Ace of Base
Adema
AFI
Against Me!
Air
Alkaline Trio
Anthrax
A Perfect Circle
Apoptygma Berzerk
At the Drive-In
Basement Jaxx
Beastie Boys
Benny Benassi/Benassi Brothers
Bile
Bill Hicks
Black Sabbath
the Bloodhound Gang
Bon Jovi
Botch
Boy Hits Car
Brand New
the Bravery
Breaking Benjamin
Britney Spears
Bryan Adams
BT
Bugs
Bush
the Cardigans
Chevelle
cKy
Coal Chamber
Cold
Covenant
Cradle of Filth
the Cranberries
Crazy Town
Daft Punk
Danzig
Dead Kennedys
Death in Vegas
Deftones
Delerium
Depeche Mode
DJ Assault
DJ Scott Henry
DowntheSun
Dragonforce
Drain STH
Dropkick Murphys
Dry Kill Logic
Econoline Crush
Electric Six
Fear Factory
Filter
Flyleaf
the Flys
From Autumn to Ashes
From First to Last
Funker Vogt
Garbage
George Michael
Glassjaw
Godhead
Gravity Kills
He Is Legend
HIM
Human Waste Project
ICED EARTH
Incubus
INXS
It Dies Today
Jack Off Jill
Jem
Johnny Cash
Journey
kidneythieves
Kilgore
K.M.F.D.M.
Lords of Acid
Luxt
Madonna
Marilyn Manson
Metric
Michael Jackson
Mindless Self Indulgence
Moby
Motorhead
Mudvayne
My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
New Order
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Norma Jean
Oasis
the Offspring
Opeth
Orgy
Otep
Panic! At the Disco
Placebo
Poe
Powerman5000
Pretty Girls Make Graves
Primer 55
prodigy
Prong
Queens of the Stone Age
Rammstein
Rasputina
Razed in Black
Rev 9
Reveille
Rise Against
Rival Schools
Rob Zombie
scarling.
Seether
She Wants Revenge
Silverchair
Sister Machine Gun
Slayer
Smashing Pumpkins
Snake River Conspiracy
Sneaker Pimps
Soil
Soilent Green
STABBING WESTWARD
Static-X
St. Germain
sublime
Switched
System of a Down
Thrice
Tiger Army
Tool
Turbonegro
Velvet Acid Christ
Veruca Salt
VNV Nation
White Zombie
Xzibit

Movies:

IRREVERSIBLE and Downfall

Television:

the Simpsons, Family Guy, My Super Sweet 16, the O.C., Miami Ink, Overhaulin', and Saved by the Bell

Books:

The Book of Nod, Sellevision, the Bible, Mein Kampf

My Blog

Yes Dance

Check out this video: YES DANCE! ...
Posted by i wear this mask because you cannot handle me on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:14:00 PST

kys

This is for you, rhb  ...
Posted by i wear this mask because you cannot handle me on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:30:00 PST

The BEST Story Ever Told

The Worst Story Ever ToldPosted: 8/14/2006 by: Kirk PynchonMy junior year in college I experienced a love unparalleled. Not by me, but by my roommate. Okay, that sounds incredibly gay, so allow me to ...
Posted by i wear this mask because you cannot handle me on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 04:30:00 PST

Mmm, spousal abuse....

You are:
Posted by i wear this mask because you cannot handle me on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 01:11:00 PST

the Reebok Supercourt

So...Dustin and I were talking.  He mentions how he might customize a pair of Reebok and sends me the link.  Here is the pair that I made for him:(LMAO)...
Posted by i wear this mask because you cannot handle me on Wed, 17 May 2006 11:52:00 PST

Yoo Hoo!

I've always stood by the fact that Yoo Hoo! looked and tasted like dirty mop water.  That is, until I stumbled across this gem...Yoo Hoo! You think it will be cool. Then you drink it, a...
Posted by i wear this mask because you cannot handle me on Mon, 15 May 2006 02:05:00 PST

I told you I would.

Dave has good intentions.
Posted by i wear this mask because you cannot handle me on Sun, 14 May 2006 10:36:00 PST

Show Some Pride, Man. Part Deux

People are the worst. Lets get right into it:The Buffet Plate Piler. These people seem to think they need to pile as much food as possible onto one plate, and eat it as fast as possible before the res...
Posted by i wear this mask because you cannot handle me on Wed, 03 May 2006 09:52:00 PST

Show Some Pride, Man

Show Some Pride, ManPosted: 4/21/2006 by: Billy ReamerWhile eating at Friendlys this past weekend, I lost a lot of respect for lumberjacks. Apparently Paul Bunyan and friends are big fans of Fren...
Posted by i wear this mask because you cannot handle me on Wed, 03 May 2006 09:47:00 PST

Turns out I DO have something to live for...

Release:  May 2, 2006
Posted by i wear this mask because you cannot handle me on Tue, 02 May 2006 08:40:00 PST