I poisoned the New England Patriots gatorade the all died
I invented the letter q.
I defeated the british in a game of parcheesi
the lochness monster ate my hot dog. i was sad.
i pimped slapped jesus one fine tuesday after noon.
i am the leading cause of breast cancer in women between the ages of 16 and 45.
in the year 2034, i won a gold medal on the jamaican limbo team.
me and gdubya killed the lucky charms leprachaun by feeding him powdered milk. he got diabetes and died.
one time me and my cowboy suit wearing mexican paintbrush rode a giant raffle ticket eating donkey.(does he eat giant raffle tickets or is he a giant donkey who eats normal raffle tickets or maybe hes a giant raffle ticket who plays world of warcraft all to often)
henry winkler and i are very much into the blood diamond.
I am the proud owner of a six foot midget.
I was the actor who played Sean Connery in Zardoz.
In 1492, I outdrank Colombus while playing a drinking game involving teen lesbian porn and spongebob squarepants.
Rosie o Donnell is godzilla in disguise.
Davey Crockett and i invented the Crock pot in 1978.
Julia Louise Dreyfuss once slapped me in the face with her cock.
I am a evil, sexy, twin, robot from the planet Elophinc 8.
I impregnated seventeen roosters and a small portugese boy, creating the greatest creature on earth, shrek animal crackers.
I write speeches for john madden.
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