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Jon

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This Profile Was Created Using The Lethal Design MySpace Editor'Jon- an actor - likes acting. "I like acting" says the actor. He acted in loads of plays in his youth and now studies Drama at Exeter University, a course with lots of acting indeed. "The best parts the acting" he acts.'Giggle like a kidney! Yeah, so I'm a student. Wanna travel, wanna see the world, wanna meet new people, all that. I write all the time. Songs, poems, short stories. I find a lot of ways to try and let it all out of my system and when that fails I eat a pineapple. I spend a lot of time singing to other people's guitar skills and recording expenses. I'm good like that. I'm a saggitarious, which makes me spontaneous, unpredictable, people-loving and a natural traveller. Apparently.And I like asking stupid questions like "Would you rather shag a dog or marry a cat?" and "Who would win in a fight... a tangerine or a satsuma" Well?
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My favorite...
...color is Blue
...animals are Tigers
...sport is Thumb wars
...season is Summer
...TV show is Scrubs
...drink is Coors Light.
...book is A virtually non-existent list
...band is A long long list
...holiday is Every day.
...website is Pff the internet's for babies. Wait... oh.
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You Are Batman
Billionaire playboy by day. Saving the world by night.
And you're not even a true superhero. Just someone with a lot of expensive toys! What Superhero Are You?
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You Are Big Bird
Talented, smart, and friendly... you're also one of the sanest people around.
You are usually feeling: Happy. From riding a unicycle to writing poetry, you have plenty of hobbies to keep you busy.
You are famous for: Being a friend to everyone. Even the grumpiest person gets along with you.
How you life your life: Joyfully. "Super. Duper. Flooper." The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

My Interests

Everything and Anything, but not nothing. Travelling, bars, stand-up comedy, Acting, Long Island Iced Teas, Good Art, Comics, Various chutneys, hanging out, friends
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You Are The Wheel of Fortune
You represent the cycles of life, death, and rebirth.
You embrace change, the the ups and downs of life.
Fate is something you accept, even when you could possibly change things.
Big things tend to happen to you more than other people.

Your fortune:

Something huge is about to happen in your life, and you have little control over it.
You must accept your destiny, but luckily it is good fortune that has come your way.
Big things and big changes are about to come your way.
And while things will be intense for a while, they will be followed by a period of rest. What Tarot Card Are You?
Name: Jon
Birthdate: 21st December
Birthplace: ...Hospital?
Current Location: Brighton
Eye Color: Sky Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5,11"
Weight: 11 stone
Piercings: nah
Tatoos: I'd like one
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Ye
Overused Phraze: 'Would you rather...'
FAVORITES
Food: Jam Sandwich
Candy: Buttons
Number: 21
Color: Blue
Animal: Tiger
Drink: Lipton Iced Tea
Alcohol Drink: Long Island Iced Tea
Bagel: Sesame seed
Letter: Letter? Oh - J - what the hell
Body Part on Opposite sex: Torso
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Hug
Dog or Cat: They're both top creatures
Rap or Punk: Rap
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny movies
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: It varies
Most Missed Memory: People that have come and gone
Best phyiscal feature: Eyes
First Thought Waking Up: "Ow"
Goal for this year: Not to fuck up
Best Friends: My various posses. There's more than one
Weakness: Women
Fears: That I'll die trying
Heritage: I dunno. British probably
Longest relationship: A few years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yeah
Ever Smoked: Ye
Pot: Yep
Ever been Drunk: Ai
Ever been beaten up: *nods*
Ever beaten someone up: *shakes head*
Ever Shoplifted: True
Ever Skinny Dipped: Right on
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Always
Been Dumped Lately: Not lately
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Green
Favorite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long: Short
Height: Didn't we just cover that?
Style: I'm an open book, if they're cute it doesn't matter what their style is
Looks or Personality: Pff, who ever honestly answers that question? You look for both surely
Hot or Cute Hot
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Many
What country do you want to Visit: America: the state of California.
How do you want to Die: A heroe's death
Been to the Mall Lately: naw
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them
Get along with your Parents: Occasionally
Health Freak: Not really
Do you think your Attractive: Sometimes, depends on the context
Believe in Yourself: Yeah I do
Want to go to College: Been there done that
Do you Smoke: Sometimes, when I want to chill out to the max
Do you Drink: All the time
Shower Daily: Yes
Been in Love: Yes
Do you Sing: Yes
Want to get Married: I'll get back to you
Do you want Children: Not right now, and if I ever did it'd be later
Have your future kids names planned out: I thought about it. Meh
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: *giggle*
Hate anyone: Nah

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I'd like to meet:

Come one come all. If you wanna add me, awesome, if not, still awesome. Come and join the party....metaphorically... What the hell am I supposed to type here? *explodes* Okay I'll play nice. I'd like to meet - chicks, hot chicks, hippies, Dave Benson-Phillips, The Head from Art Attack, The Hitcher, xzibit (my ride needs pimping) wolverines, government operatives....

Music:

Video code provided by Music Video CodesNizlopi, Anathema, Amplifico, Boards of Canada, Zero 7, Jane's Addiction, Pink Floyd, Bloc Party, The Music, Bright Eyes, Modest Mouse, Art Brut, The Shins, We Are Scientists, The Servant, Iron And Wine, The Pixies, Johnny Cash, The Cary Brothers, Stevie Wonder, Coattail Riders, Jack Johnson, Starsailor, Wilt, Mr. Scruff, Jeff Buckley, Idlewild, Air, Morcheeba, Remy Zero, Hack my itunes...

Movies:

Leon, The Virgin Suicides, Donnie Brasco, The Blues Brothers, Singin' In The Rain, Garden State, Anchorman, City Of God, The Big Lebowski, An Inconvenient Truth, Down In The Valley, the Godfather Trilogy... too many to list

Television:

The Mighty Boosh, Scrubs, The Sopranos, Family Guy, Pinky And The Brain

Books:

Wiseguys, The Lovely Bones, Tell No-one who You Are, Cosa Nostra, The Godfather, Easy Riders Raging Bulls, Last Human, A Clockwork Orange

Heroes:

Define hero - this is pretty unspecific :/

My Blog

Hahahah

I laugh at that song "I knew I loved you before I met you". Clearly Savage Garden didn't stop to consider the extreme logical flaw to this statement.  I wanted to say that. *listens to the cheers...
Posted by Jon on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 02:36:00 PST

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in"

To funny word territory that is: Goulash Warf Sordid Beardy Thatch Flange Knob Bummer Bellview Porker Skeetch Shithouse Catflap Vin Diesel   Seeing as I never ever take blogs seriously I thought ...
Posted by Jon on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 01:44:00 PST

Sweet as the Moment When the Jon Went "Pop"

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi This site is brilliant. Go to it. Love it. There are truly some classic results that come of it....
Posted by Jon on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 05:06:00 PST

More funny words? Jon you witty minx

You know what's predictablke: feeling bored on Sunday. What's more predictable is me writing ANOTHER funny word list. They should be illegal: Mudchute Beldar Rank Guff Spatula Action Beaver Berk Chand...
Posted by Jon on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 10:32:00 PST

It's back, AND IT'S BETTER THAN SEX

Well, within reason: http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/ Yes friends the sequel panel is here. Also, I chose to do another funny list of words. So there's another sequel worthy of your attention ...
Posted by Jon on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 09:06:00 PST

"Ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence..."

Gotta love the quote. A Clockwork Orange is a good film... Anyway, I'm wearing tracksuits and its 4pm on a Friday night. You may think 'Jon must really suck big time' or 'Jon has zero tolerance for li...
Posted by Jon on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 08:31:00 PST

Yaaah hahahahaahah (Now that I have your attention)

You know what I hate? Genetically modified food. There was this douche eating a chocolate flavoured carrot on TV earlier. Like... what the hell. If you want a carrot you eat a carrot. If you want...
Posted by Jon on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 11:21:00 PST

Quite possibly the best offer of my entire life...

I got an e-mail through today (as I often do) telling me there's an offer to study in Ithyca (upstate New York City) with the ivy leagues for six weeks PAID scholarship. They do everything: food, acco...
Posted by Jon on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 12:52:00 PST

I am getting tired

So tonight I intend to stay up and watch stand-up comedy until there comes a point where I can't waste any more time and I have to finish the 5000 words waiting for me to give loving attention to. Fun...
Posted by Jon on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 08:46:00 PST

Aaaah!!! That's my leg!!!

Funny word time (yeah again, sue me): Ventricle Hamper Goon Discharge Mastadon Slough bumpkin Hareem Wolfman from Gladiators Shank Nutcracker Estabahn Shandy Pope Beaver Isembard Kingdom Brunel Sprock...
Posted by Jon on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 02:31:00 PST