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Oh Em Gee

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About Me

    After a relatively annoying and rather fortunate occurence, I was left a defenseless baby in the middle of the dense jungle lands of Katipunan, Philippines, where I was born and raised by none other than a pack of wolves. These generous wolves helped me develop social skills, taught me how to construct houses with small amounts of bodily fluids and taught me how to play strange music with the "geetar."
    Wandering late one night, I suddenly found myself in the cosmopolitan city of Manila where i was captured, dissected, probed and curiously poked around by a bunch of these so called "scienteests" called the Krew. After much prodding into strange orifices, these so called "scienteests" released me back into the wild, where, after a brief stint of me following a rather attractive young female wolf, I found myself in the stale and static suburbian community of Kellyville, Australia. Forced to learn english and stand on my hind legs, I am now suffering from boredom and stagnance in this godforsaken town. God help me; please send money.
    I also like going alligator wrestling, ice carving, shark feeding and sky diving on the weekends. I scale Mt. Everest when i go jogging, and benchpress the pyramids in egypt. for school, i construct bridges and evolve bacteria in petri dishes that turn into advanced cities with sheer mindpower. i eat fire and children for lunch, and for dinner, i sit and chat with the devil where we work out our stocks. Collecting dinosaur bones, ancient china and shrunken heads have always been a hobby, but i also use them for target practice. Hallucinogenic drugs and divine intervention has no effect on me, though i am easily amused. i taught Geller how to bend spoons, David Blaine on how to levitate and told Salvador Dali to paint the clocks. before i go to sleep, i warm down by breaking down not just bricks, but entire houses; with my mind.
    and that's on a bad day.
    and by the way, check out my AEROSOL GALLERIES it will make me a very happy boy if you do. :)

My Interests

music, guitars, jamming, improvised material, distortion, techie stuff, gadgets gadgets gadgets!, 7-11, cheesy songs like bon jovi, blazing guitar solos, paris, saying the word falafell, funk, jamiroquai, jazz, lounging around in the dark, rainy days, climbing stuff, taking stuff apart, jumping over stuff, gigs gigs gigs, my trusty friend emperador, steve vai, virtuosos, delayed guitar parts, muted delayed guitar parts, ambient volume swells, drum n bass, dirty dirty dirty slap, OXFORD!!, not going to mcdonalds, fire, shiny weaponry, loud music, amps to 11, havaianas, pitstop, who's got the hooch?, weird instruments, piano sax rawr, leather, vintage cars, art, aviators, sunsets, rainbows, sunrises, maton guitars, battle axes, cheese, fedoras, jazzelicious, house, filming, distorted mindphones, talking, philosophy, feeding ducks, treasure hunting, misadventuring, drum circles, fire poi, capoeira, parkour, painting, doodling, graffiti art, weird smells, sea roving creatures and relatively small mammals, the infinite good vibe sessions ;)

I'd like to meet:

    This dude...
    THESE guys!
    AHAHAHAHA
    wazaaaaa!!

Music:

    R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell
    EVH!
    Satch!
    Petrucci!
    Einziger!
    The God, Steve Vai!
jamiroquai, symphony x, mishka adams, happymeals, wolfgang, razorback, steve vai, iron maiden, aerosmith, acdc, incubus, foo fighters, spin doctors, POT, hellbender, jack johnson, pantera, santana, yes!, dream theater, liquid tension experiment, greyhoundz, U2, smashing pumpkins, pearl jam, jeff buckley, third world project, jimi hendrix, mars volta!, megadeth, dave matthews band, led zeppelin, splitcide, squarepusher, stevie wonder, 4hero, a perfect circle, alter bridge, the ananda project, alice in chains, the acid broode, the apo hiking society, the beatles, battery, bela fleck and the flecktones, black sabbath, brain salad, brazilian grooves, brian eno, coldplay, cynthia alexander, dave weckl, david lee roth! deftones, dio, disney songs, dispatch, the eagles, elton john, clapton, esthero, the entire footloose album WHUT, guns and roses, jazzelicious, satriani, john mayer, jefferson starship!, petrucci, tha J5, justin king, judas priest, kapatid, kaskade, KISS, lamb, lee ritenour, lenny kravitz, maroon 5, malo, michael jackson of course, metallica, mondo grosso, rage against the machine, motley crue, mr. big, moulin rouge soundtrack haha, muse, natalie cole, nate dogg and warren g, nelly furtado, the out of body specials, pink floyd, racer x, ravi shankar, red hot chili peppers, ruben gonzales and latin piano, rush, sevendust, skidrow, silverchair, sound, sting, story of the year, sublime, time lapse consortium, van halen, walter junior, urbandub, yang, the who, zero7, inanimation, theme songs, cheesy love songs, blazing guitar solos, lounge music, mood food, brain salad, oriental funk and the spicy salsa combo!

Books:

jostein gaardner, calvin and hobbes, gary larson's the far side, dilbert, mitch albom's anything, anything tom wolfe wrote, neil gaiman's the sandman, philosophy readings, music books, publications whutever rawr