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Jason

What do you think I am? NEW!?

About Me

--Fade In from black--::Silent K Productions logo::(Voice-over, accompanied by instrumental of Mastodon's "Blood and Thunder")Movie Trailer Voice:"In a world of lawlessness and Jimmy Fallon movies, he vowed to stand for justice."(Shots of desolate city-scape and theater marquees touting "Jimmy Fallon in SUCK-FEST".)"Now, in his moment of truth, against insurmountable odds, he must prove that one man can make a difference."(Extreme close-ups of teeth being brushed, deoderant being applied to hairy pits, "Go Fuck Yourself" T-shirt being pulled onto torso, shoe laces being tightened, and the zipping of fly.)"A Silent K Productions film, written and starring J-Knizzle..."(Volume on iPod playing "Blood and Thunder" is turned up, as the song kicks into high gear.)(J-Knizzle single-handedly battles hordes of ninjas, nazi foot-soldiers, gremlins, and werewolves.)(J-Knizzle in high-speed chase with car packed with evil clowns. J-Knizzle runs the clowns off the road, and the car explodes in a ball of flame as it dives into a canyon.)(J-Knizzle is seduced by a scantily-clad Rue McClanahan)(J-Knizzle jump-kicks Rue McClanahan, and she explodes.)"J-Knizzle, in...."(J-Knizzle looks into camera)J-Knizzle:"Fuck'em if they can't take a joke..."(J-Knizzle throws a fireball at camera, and screen is engulfed in flames, as the title zooms in)Movie Trailer Voice:"Phormaldahyde Monkey Business"(Fade to black, fade in graphic)"Coming soon to a theater near you."--Fade Out to Black--

My Interests

Writing screenplays, shooting short films, going to rock/metal concerts, learning to play the guitar, Texas Hold'em, iPod, Leslie, and Butch.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone, with the exception of fans of Good Charlotte, Saliva or Joel Schumacher.

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Blink 182, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Incubus, Tenacious D, Queens of the Stone Age, The Bloodhound Gang, Kittie, Deftones, The Roots, Outkast, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Foo Fighters, KoRn, Sevendust, Ill Nino, Killswitch Engage, In Flames, Linkin Park, Lamb of God, Slipknot, Mudvayne, Weezer, System of A Down, Chevelle, A.F.I., Mos Def, A Tribe Called Quest, The Apex Theory, Rage Against The Machine, Audioslave, Bob Marley, Busta Rhymes, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Mastodon, Disturbed, Eagles of Death Metal, Nine Inch Nails, Fleetwood Mac, A Perfect Circle, Lacuna Coil, Minus The Bear, THe Rolling Stones, Sinch, Smashing Pumpkins, Stone Sour, Sublime, Tom Petty, The Who. I like good, heavy music. I guarantee I'll be the hardest rocking mother fucker that's not onstage at any given show.

Movies:

All time favorite, hands down, The Blues Brothers. I'm an enormous fan of Kevin Smith, and can't say anything bad about any of his films, although i have yet to see Jersey Girl (UPDATE: I have seen Jersey Girl, and loved it). The Farrelly brothers always come through when they are writing and directing, and I must have seen There's Something About Mary in the theatres a few dozen times. Same with Deuce Bigelow. You can't mess with writer director Cameron Crowe. Almost Famous is priceless. And anytime Spike Jonze is directing or Charlie Kaufman is writing, sign me up. I can only dream to develop concepts as innovative as Charlie Kaufman's. And the scariest movie ever, Stephen King's "It".

Television:

South Park, Chappelle's Show, WWE Raw/Smackdown, Sopranos, Deadwood, The Daily Show, The Simpsons, Arrested Development, My Name Is Earl, The Office, Prison Break, Entourage, and any sketch comedy, excluding Mad TV (sucks hard). Uranium, Adult Swim, AMISH IN THE CITY, Inked, Best Week Ever. Digital Video Recorders kick ass.

Books:

Mick Foley's autobiographies, "Have a Nice Day" and "Foley is Good". Currently stumbling through "The History of Buddhism" (too many funny words) and Led Zeppelin biography "Stairway to Heaven". I have a stack of film and screenplay books I've yet to make a dent in.

Heroes:

More like inspiration...Mick Foley, Kevin Smith, John Belushi, Cartman, Homer Simpson, and Dave Grohl.

My Blog

Halloween Horror Nights

Despite disappointment over last years' lackluster event, the time has come again, I Leslie and I have decided we should go at least ONCE. But here's the catch. For Florida Residents (with Coke/BK dis...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:27:00 PST

Deleted

5 of my friends just turned up deleted...and I don't know who the fuck they were!  Even the ones that posted comments, the text of the comment is no longer there!  MYSTERY!
Posted by Jason on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 10:07:00 PST

Deleted

5 of my friends just turned up deleted...and I don't know who the fuck they were!  Even the ones that posted comments, the text of the comment is no longer there!  MYSTERY!
Posted by Jason on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 10:07:00 PST

Halloween Party News

I know it's just the end of August, but I wanted to get the news out there about our upcoming Halloween party, so you suckers can "save the date" ahead of time.  We didn't want anyone trumping ou...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:09:00 PST

Andy Samberg has ridiculous hair.

I had some time to kill this afternoon, and since no one I know expressed any interest in seeing this movie, I caught a matinee showing of "Hot Rod". I have been on the fence regarding Samberg, e...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 07:00:00 PST

Hey Kids...

Back from New Orleans....here's a rapid-fire round up. -New Orleans is dirty, smelly, and expensive. -Muffaletta sandwiches are spectacular (Stop by Frank's Italian Cuisine on Decatur). -Walking down ...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 03:55:00 PST

WINNER!

I found out this morning that Toys 'R' Russ won the short film contest, so thank you to everyone who took the time to vote. I also have to thank Justin, for his superb voiceover work and support Lesli...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 10:54:00 PST

Last chance to vote for "Toys R Russ"!

Voting ends Friday, July 20th at 10:00 AM eastern time. http://www.monsters.fm/film_contest.html You need to register your email address, and then you can vote, only once, for Toys 'R' Russ! I appreci...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 02:03:00 PST

Voting has begun!

http://www.wtks.com/pages/votenow.html Toys 'R' Russ! Vote as many times as you can!
Posted by Jason on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 07:32:00 PST

My latest short film

I put together a video for the Monsters in The Morning short film contest.  The video is up on the Monsters' website at this link. http://www.monsters.fm/film_contest.html If you don't know the s...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 06:05:00 PST