Fondle My Trigger

Then I walked over to him slowly
I know that you don't know me
But this might be my only shot at
A tenderoni
the true story of my existance is,
if my mum didn't run out of 50p's
for a game of space invaders back
in 82, my dad couldn't have offered
this mystical lady some coinage, and
therefore my mere existance would
never have even happened,
God bless space invaders
The more intricate insightful description
of myself is one that you will acquire with
meeting me. But for the short term, initial
reaction, just know I enjoy wearing my
heart on my sleeve including telling you
if you're a dick, sequential art, cups of tea,
bod mod, strict typographic practices,
asparagus and spinach, my baby tarquin
and my baby boo, androgenous beings and
charicatured gender swappers HA!,
D.I.Y tattoo, and the irony embedded
within all of us. its neato!
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