Ben Kingsley, Gengis Khan, Jonathan Pryce, Pink, Tennile (and Captain), Amy Sedaris, someone who does technical illustrations for National Geographic, a rich person who would pay me lots of money to watch me take a bath, Copernicus, okay...not really Copernicus, but it sounds enlightened to want to. I'd like to meet Jon Ronson, Garth Marenghi, Jerry Seinfeld and Adolph Hitler all at the same time. I'd like to meet a talking cat. You should probably be there. It'll be awesome. A talking cat!