About Me
I'm 17 years old, I was born in St. Vincents hospital but i was named for my great grandfather not the hospital, I lived with my grandparents for a few years and then I moved to eltingville two houses from my cousin who was born a little more than a month before I was, so we grew up real close, when my parents split in 6th or 7th grade i moved back in with my grandparents.
Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
lol good shytt.
The Rabbi: Youre lucky in nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky mr. Fischer, you are unlucky so that I may know that i am not. Unfortunately the lucky never realize they are lucky until it's too late. Take yourself for instance, yesterday you were better off than you are today but it took today for you to realize, but today has arrived and its too late, you see? People are never happy with what they have they always want what they had, what someone else has...
Slevin: Kinda like a rabbi who would rather be a gangster or a gangster who would rather be a rabbi? Is that some kind of the grass is always greener on t he other side of the fence thing? I mean how to you justify being a rabbi and a gangster?
The Rabbi: ....I dont, Im a bad man who doesnt waste time wondering what could have been when im what could have been and could not have been. I live on both sides of the fence...the grass is always green...
The Rabbi: The first time somebody calls you a horse, you punch them in the mouth. The second time someone calls you a horse, you call them a jerk. But the third time somebody calls you a horse well then maybe its time you went shopping for a saddle.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum always gone...(stands up and nearly falls down) oh......thats right.
"Into the belly of the beast.........and out the demons ass"
*Satellite comes out of Cartmans ass*
KYLE: Dude, are you okay?
CARTMAN: You know that feeling when you take a huge dump? Awesome.
*Satellite goes back in Cartmans ass*
KYLE: Are you OK?
CARTMAN: You know that feeling when the huge dump you took goes back inside your a...NO IM NOT OKAY KYLE!!!!!
There's no such thing as too late. That's why they invented death.
If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.
-John Wayne
If everything isn't black and white, I say, "Why the hell not?"
-John Wayne
Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.
-John Wayne
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
-John Wayne
Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. (Pulp Fiction)
Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.
Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you'll have the chance to do somethng courageous, to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.
Jack Sparrow: One word love; curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist.
