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Pump Up The Jam

Here I'm called a queen, so I outrank you, princess

About Me

My name is Matthew I was supposed to be named Skylar Matthew instead of Matthew Skylar My nickname is "Chonie" My eyes are blue My hair is naturally blonde but I love to dye it dark I like boys, so don't send me links for strait porn I want to be a rock star in Japan I speak Japanese and Spanish plus a little Russian and French, and a phrase in Swedish I'm a ballet dancer (~*ballerina*~) I'm an artist and former yaoi illustrator I love horror films thanks to my friend Connie, but I'm totally desensitized to them I've worked at a retirement center, a restaurant, a plant nursery, a heavy equipment rental, and Starbucks; and I still don't know what I want to do with my life I'm a college student I've learned to love my family (that took a few years) I have a pink Nintendo DS Pink and blue have become my favorite colors My favorite models are Frank (in my top 8), Marcus Schenkenburg, Travis Fimmel, and Taylor Kitsch I love underwear shopping, shopping at Loehmann's (big thanks to Ross for introducing me to the store), and shopping in general Ross and I used to rarely spend less than $40 when we go out I love my Wii My favorite song ever is "You're Not Here" from Silent Hill 3 I love music My favorite movie is Alexander (Jared Leto is soooooo HOT!) I like clubbing in WeHo I LOVE Razor Ramon Sumitani HG (Hard Gay) I like doing really gay things like color coordinating and decorating and designing fashion, hahaha! My strait friends are having heart attacks right now I'm impulsive and spontaneous I'm a very bad boy (in bed) My favorite comedian is Margaret Cho (thanks to Ross, again) My favorite animated character is Xandir from 'Drawn Together' My favorite brand is Abercrombie and Fitch, but I like American Eagle, Guess, and DKNY, too I'm extremely rebellious I hate working for other people I'll take a challenge just to prove someone wrong (so don't say I can't do something because I'll kill myself proving you wrong) If you're unhealthy for me, I'll cut you out of my life like a bad cancer I love whole-heartedly 'I'm the one that I want'

My Interests

Hanging out and going to new places (and restaurants. LOVE the Elephant Bar in San Marcos, and that little place in china town), Playing the Wii and DDR (Dance Dance Revolution), listening to music and writing songs, thinking I'm hot 'cause I speak Japanese randomly mixed in with my English, whoring around on myspace, doing my hair, looking good, sex (yeah), going to F Street for fun, going places on a whim, playing at the beach on the pier in Oceanside, shopping, my Nintendo DS

I'd like to meet:

Gakuto, Koda Kumi, T.M.Revolution, that boy who played Shuya in Battle Royale (Fukiwara Tatsuya), Hyung-tae Kim (Korean video game designer and a spectacular artist), Basil (my love), Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie with Maddox and... what's the girl's name? (I'd be way star struck though), Akira Yamaoka and Yoko Kanno (Japanese composers), Hayao Miyazaki (Japanese filmmaker), interesting itellectuals who I can have deep conversations with, the Dhali Lama, God (I both fear and love him, but we tight yo), and, hmm...I'm sure there's more...Oh! Ryo Nishikido! He's sooooo cute! Origa (my favorite russian singer) and the dark haired girl from TATYU (I don't care for the red head). HARD GAY! FUUUUU~View All Friends | View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

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Music:

Gackt (my absolute favorite singer), anything Ross has on his phone *^_^*, PINK (~LOVE~ that bitch!), Evanescence, Akira Yamaoka and Mary Elizabeth McGlynn, O-Zone, Sarah McLaughlin, Gravitation, T.M. Revolution, Koda Kumi, and others~

Movies:

Alexander (my favorite), Aqua Teen (OMFG), Blades of Glory!!!, Final Fantasy: Advent Children and Spirits Within, Schoolboy Crush (hehehe!), Pirates of the Caribbean

Television:

Queer as Folk! I don't watch like any TV...I used to watch it on Ross' phone

Books:

Does my textbook count? I still haven't finished reading a ton of books I said I was going to last year, but my favorite books of all time are The Count of Monte Cristo and Great Expectations. Hiroshima was really good too.

Heroes:

Gakuto!! (my idol) d(^__^)b yeeeeeah! And my mom (my biggest hero).

My Blog

Hard Gay goes to Yahoo! Japan videos!

Hey, these are videos of Razor Ramon Sumitani HG ("Hard Gay"). He's a character of this really funny Japanese comedian and somewhat of a social super-hero in Japan. He's HILARIOUS! Watch these vids! ...
Posted by Pump Up The Jam on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:21:00 PST

Jesus Camp - Oh My God

I just finished watching Jesus Camp after a friend recommended it to me and was moved to superimpose Becky Fischer's face on an old communist propaganda poster and e-mail it to everyone in my address ...
Posted by Pump Up The Jam on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:56:00 PST

I'm Gonna' Be A Daddy!

Hey, so yeah, as I'm sure you all know, I'm going to be the father of a beautiful baby boy come this July. I canged my display name from the title of this blog, but just to prove that I'm not any less...
Posted by Pump Up The Jam on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 06:47:00 PST

Fools Wisdom: Escargot

A certain friend of mine, whose name I will not mention, as you all know who it is, surprised me recently by placing other dancers upon a pedestal, for they are talented and well-regarded. I find this...
Posted by Pump Up The Jam on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:21:00 PST

Fools Wisdom: Cupcakes and Finger Cakes

Cupcakes and Finger Cakes  Tonight, as I sat eating my double fudge cake at Jack-in-the-Box, I noticed that it was made in a square-shaped, paper cupcake cup and I asked myself, "If this double ...
Posted by Pump Up The Jam on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 08:19:00 PST

Master Thief Extraordinaire!

So funny thing happened today...I locked myself out of my bedroom with the keys hanging just inside the door on the inside knob. (>_keys. Finally, I had to resort to trying to get through the bathroom...
Posted by Pump Up The Jam on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 01:30:00 PST

Ballet Sub

So we had a substitute in ballet today. We've had him once before (well, actually twice since I missed Monday when he subbed) but I can never remember his name. Anyway, he danced in the All American B...
Posted by Pump Up The Jam on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:02:00 PST

Syrniki

So today I tried, for the second time, to make syrniki (a russian pastry). Let's just say that it's a good thing I'm not a russian housewife who actually needs to be good at doing things like cooking....
Posted by Pump Up The Jam on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:32:00 PST

The Happiest People Know the Greatest Suffering

I was reading a book on Buddhist thought the other day and came across something that strangely relates to the way I've been feeling lately. Of the six base realms of existence in Buddhist doctrine, t...
Posted by Pump Up The Jam on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 01:15:00 PST

Harisen!


Posted by Pump Up The Jam on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 11:04:00 PST