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David

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Well let's see, I'm old, have no money, but I make up for it by having no confidence and I live with my mother... I'm just kidding ladies... I don't really live with my mother. Ok, so I do a little stand up and comedy writing. I'm also training to be a helicopter pilot. I moved to LA 5 years ago from orlando. I grew up in indianapolis. I'm christian, I have a dog named the Great Gatsby, I'm easy going low stress kind of guy. I'm not really an LA kinda guy. I don't use hair products and I'm not a metro sexual... I mean have you ever tried to have sex on the metro? it's too bumpy! Thank you, I'll be here all week, try the veal.Oh sorry i don't have the standard: I'm a man, I want to be an actor, picture with my shirt off. I've noticed that it seems to be a requirment to be naked in your main picture. I mean is that what you ladies really want? That's like saying we guys would rather see a picture of you with your shirt off then to take the time to get to know the real you......... ok bad example. So fine, this scuba picture is the best naked one I could find.What else? Like you're still reading anyway :) I'm into spiritial and character growth. And being in the moment... Oh I sometimes make up my own words. But no one calls me weird... as far as I know.Thanks to those who helped on or gave me good thoughts on The Perfect Jennifer. See below. Remember: Nothing goes over like a Led Balloon Production! Graci

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Eddie Izzard, (I met him in August, all because I had him on my myspace list) Creative types, sweet souls, dog lovers, low maintanence (I know this is LA but I'm asking for that anyway), natural beauty, someone who never stops growing, most important someone who knows how to laugh at themselves, me, and life. Must have a sense of humor! I really like girls with long hair and brown eyes, but it's not a requirement. I just ask that you have a lot of money and big boobs. (Again, to repeat, I do like a sense of humor) Actually, if you have 2 eyes and hair that would work as well. Just be yourself and don't take this so seriously. The best line in Lost in Translation: The more you know who you are and what you want, the less you let things bother you.BELOW IS THE PERFECT JENNIFER IN 2 PARTS - WATCH IT NOW DAMMIT!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x2_aMDiqTchttp://www. youtube.com/watch?v=dCCaU09mMgU

My Blog

Why not a survey

NameDavid, but you can call me DavidBirthdatewent as well as my blind dateEyes2Hairtrying to keep itHeighttallish but not NBA tallWeightthat's heavy manRight or Left Handed?I use my right, hey what ki...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 22:13:00 GMT

Sex Board Game

Heres a little tip when you really want to keep the sex life interesting, especially when there is someone else involved. When I sense shes getting a little bored with the sex, like the second time w...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 14:07:00 GMT

Non-smoking Hotel Rooms

I'm not sure some places go far enough with their no smoking policy. Checking into hotel rooms they always ask me if I want a smoking or non-smoking room. I always choose the non-smoking room. Not ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 14:00:00 GMT

The Star of Dave - A longer joke

Do you know you can actually own a Star? Through the national star registry you can pay 100 bucks and have a star named after you. When I heard this I was like hell yes I want one. So now up there...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 13:50:00 GMT

A new hydrogen car - The Ford Hindinburg.

Im into this new hydrogen car thing. Save the whales, anything like that, so Ford is developing a new hydrogen powered car. Theyre thinking about calling it the Ford Hindinburg. The tag line will b...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 13:39:00 GMT

STD's & Me - Another joke people

I went to get tested the other day for STDs. I havent been tested before so I thought Id better be safe and have stuff checked out. And of course I get the really hot latina nurse and shes giving ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 13:33:00 GMT

Another of my jokes. "The Gay Friend Set Up"

I want to be able to help out my friends whenever I can, but I tried something that didnt turn out so successful. Heres the tip, a straight man should never try to set his gay friend up on a blind da...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 13:25:00 GMT

One of my jokes "Children's Names"

I know we all think our children are so special and unique that we can't possibly give them a name some other child may have, but can we please stop naming our kids stupid names!? There's a whole...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 16:46:00 GMT