Why not a survey |
NameDavid, but you can call me DavidBirthdatewent as well as my blind dateEyes2Hairtrying to keep itHeighttallish but not NBA tallWeightthat's heavy manRight or Left Handed?I use my right, hey what ki... Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 22:13:00 GMT |
Sex Board Game |
Heres a little tip when you really want to keep the sex life interesting, especially when there is someone else involved. When I sense shes getting a little bored with the sex, like the second time w... Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 14:07:00 GMT |
Non-smoking Hotel Rooms |
I'm not sure some places go far enough with their no smoking policy. Checking into hotel rooms they always ask me if I want a smoking or non-smoking room. I always choose the non-smoking room. Not ... Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 14:00:00 GMT |
The Star of Dave - A longer joke |
Do you know you can actually own a Star? Through the national star registry you can pay 100 bucks and have a star named after you. When I heard this I was like hell yes I want one. So now up there... Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 13:50:00 GMT |
A new hydrogen car - The Ford Hindinburg. |
Im into this new hydrogen car thing. Save the whales, anything like that, so Ford is developing a new hydrogen powered car. Theyre thinking about calling it the Ford Hindinburg. The tag line will b... Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 13:39:00 GMT |
STD's & Me - Another joke people |
I went to get tested the other day for STDs. I havent been tested before so I thought Id better be safe and have stuff checked out. And of course I get the really hot latina nurse and shes giving ... Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 13:33:00 GMT |
Another of my jokes. "The Gay Friend Set Up" |
I want to be able to help out my friends whenever I can, but I tried something that didnt turn out so successful. Heres the tip, a straight man should never try to set his gay friend up on a blind da... Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 13:25:00 GMT |
One of my jokes "Children's Names" |
I know we all think our children are so special and unique that we can't possibly give them a name some other child may have, but can we please stop naming our kids stupid names!? There's a whole... Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 16:46:00 GMT |