N o h b u d i

I like to wear bandannas in the bathroom, to throw off anyone who comes in and make them think I am indeed a bandito. I really dislike sunlight, and I am allergic to bullshit, so I really never go outside. It was raining yesterday on the way to work, so the lack of sunlight was cool, but halfway to work, the clouds broke and I melted right where I was... After the clouds covered my car back up, I re-solidified and all was well with the world. The Care Bears came out of my trunk and attacked the sun with their Care Bear Stares... I kicked a trash can and Oscar the Grouch fell out... looked at me and came at me like a spider monkey on coke. Needless to say... I have some really bad luck with the real world...