I'd like to meet:
SeXeRcIzE
:
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With consent.................12 Calories
Without consent.............187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands..............8 Calories
With one hand...............12 Calories
With your teeth.............85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.................6 Calories
Without an erection............315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris......8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot........92 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary.......................12 Calories
69 lying down................. 78 Calories
69 standing up..................112 Calories
Wheelbarrow.....................216 Calories
Doggy Style.................... 326 Calories
Italian Chandelier............. 912 Calories
ORGASM:
Real............................112 Calories
False...........................315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging............ 18 Calories
Getting up immediately.......... 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.....816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are: 20-29 years old................... 36 Calories
30-39 years........................80 Calories
40-49 years...................... 124 Calories
50-59 years.......................972 Calories
60-69 years......................2916 Calories
70 and over.......................Death
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly............................32 Calories
In a hurry........................98 Calories
With her FATHER knocking at the door..............1218 Calorie
Music:
Pretty much anything can jam too.. but more of Hawaiian and Reggae songs..... Bob Marley.....Ka'ena.....Inoa'ole.....Ekolu....Malino....Oshen.
...Ho'onua ust to name a few people i like but like i said before Hawaiian & Reggae...
Movies:
TRANSFORMERS/ LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD/ EPIC MOVIE/ THE MARINE/ CASTLE IN THE SKY/ MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO/ BREACH/ SEE NO EVIL/ EVEN ALMIGHTY/ 300/PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN TRILOGY/HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE/ PRINCESS MONONOKE/BLOOD IN BLOOD OUT/ GLADIATOR/ FREDDY VS. JASON/ FINDING NEMO/GONE IN 60 SECONDS/TROY/LILO AND STITCH/HANNIBAL TRILOGY/ NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET COLLECTION/ AMERICAN PIE TRILOGY/ 8 MILE/ YOU GOT SERVED/ICE AGE/FAST AND FURIOUS/ 2FAST2FURIOUS/LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY/ BRAVEHEART/WE WERE SOLDIERS/WHALE RIDER/SHREK 1 AND 2/VAN WILDER/EUROTRIP/Do i have to list the DVD collection i have lol....
Television:
World Wrestling Entertainment
NFL
NBA
MLB
WNBA
College Football
College Basketball
Naruto
Inuyasha
College Volleyball
Beach Volleyball
Thundercats
Lilo and Stitch
History Channel
The Osbournes
Scooby Doo
..
Books:
He aha keia? What are books? Is that the thing that is collecting dust around my room? I thought it was only used for killing roaches and other pests. HAHA. Me and Books are like not compatible wit each other...But den again u get da MAXIM, Sports Illustrated, WWE MAGZ, Surfing, Game Informer... Does those count... hahahahaha..
Heroes:
KELLY SLATER, KARCH KIRALY, MARK MCGUIRE, MICHAEL JORDAN, GEORGE ROUMAIN, TRIPLE H, MARSHALL FAULK, and in life it is my FAMILY
