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Tycoon Machete

About Me

One of many collaborations between this polarized duo. Tycoon Machete is half man, half machine, melding delta blues, electronica, and hip hop into something completely unique. INTERVIEW WITH TYCOON MACHETE .. This profile sucks ass inspite of being edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

Tycoon Machete -Plug and Play Messiah

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Member Since: 16/06/2004
Band Website: http://tycoonmachete.com
Band Members: **James Perry**: Programing, Keys, Sampling, Percussion, Drums, Vocals, Horns**John Whipple**: Guitar, Vocals, Keys, Piano, PercussionGUEST PLAYERS: **Sean McCarthy**: Keys, Piano, Guitar **Will Sartain**: Drums **Joel Zeigler**: Bass Guitar **Jimmy Page (yes, that's his name)**: Bass Guitar **Gigi Love**: Vocals
Influences: Tom Waits, Robert Johnson, Chris Whittley, Radiohead, Ministry, DJ Shadow, Portishead, R.L. Burnside, James Brown, David Bowie, Nine Inch Nails, Tricky, Pink Floyd, Depeche Mode, Skinny Puppy, Talking Heads, Jimi Hendrix, Muddy Waters, Bill Hicks, Tool, and many more....
Sounds Like: uhhhh... I don't know
Record Label: Arrogant Hipster Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Fuck hamsters

It's taken a couple of days to set in completely. Who would've thought that the hamsters would take over. It's been rough. Living in a big glass aquarium. All day the hamsters tap the glass and hope I...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jan 2005 07:39:00 GMT

splurt

I am feeling so feeble... Digidigi poo digi poo. My oh my wanka wanka wanka splurt.
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jan 2005 23:49:00 GMT

walking the plank

So I left Salt Lake and decided to reveal myself to the Arabs as Gabriel. That didn't go so well. They weren't so easily fooled as the Mormons. They thought I was an American and half of them hid whil...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jan 2005 09:22:00 GMT

Temple Square New Year's Day

After we all had soup, the boys passed out and I turned the ship around. I decided to visit Salt Lake. There was a big reception for me. They don't get many UFO's there. I landed in Temple Square and ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jan 2005 15:41:00 GMT

soup

I tried my best to drink these naked frat boys under. They were pretty tore up when they picked me up with their flying saucer so I figured I had a pretty good shot. Things were going pretty good. Eve...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Dec 2004 08:19:00 GMT

flying sausage

When I woke this morning my ass was sore too. This cant be healthy. Ive been hard for three days straight and Lord knows whats in those goddamn Mickeys theyre giving me. Im sick of these perverte...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Dec 2004 00:35:00 GMT

Monday Monday

I am so sore.... I fell on my knees and prayed to Satan and I was put on hold for four hours. Fucking Monday.... Finally I get a hold of one of his minions but he tells me my problems are too big for ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Dec 2004 04:09:00 GMT

Lord Save Me

I'm getting really depressed. These ex-virgins from Hell that Santa sent me to get even after I blackmailed him have made life miserable. I have started praying to Jesus. Jesus came down and I told hi...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Dec 2004 13:02:00 GMT

help

The thirteen ex-virgins dragged me to some compound in southern Utah. Outside my tiny window I can see a dump full of televisions and satellite dishes. I can only assume that I'm near Colorado City. T...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Dec 2004 11:39:00 GMT

merry fucking xmas

Welll I got what I asked for from Santa. The bastard owed me for keeping quiet about that elf thing he had going. It's lonely on the North Pole. So, anyways, I got those thirteen virgins I needed to ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Dec 2004 11:32:00 GMT