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Penguins with Shotguns

About Me

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Penguins with Shotguns is an original hard rock/metal band out of the Chicago/Milwaukee area. A very fun and proffessional band that always throws down on stage AND at the after-party ;-)

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 25/07/2005
Band Website: www.myspace.com/penguinswithshotguns
Band Members: Biff Manchest (Blood-Coughing Siren)
SteveZilla (Other Guitar)
Crucial D (Other Guitar)
Mustache McGut (Fill-In Bassist)
Pork Chop Tom Collins (Affirmative Action Drummer)
CHOOCH! (Audiophile/Scapegoat)

The nationally distributed mock newspaper, "The Onion," named Penguins With Shotguns "...one of the worst band names ever" in a Fall of '07 issue.


Influences: 1. every band we think is better than we are
2. real musicians
3. Gordon Lightfoot
4. your mom

Sounds Like: Ibanez and Schecter guitars, Seymour Duncan and Dimarzzio pickups, Marshall and Line 6 amps, Tama drums, Zildjian and Istanbul cymbals, Shure mics and Fruit of the Loom Boxer Briefs.

Uhhh let's see... at times: Thrash metal? Hard Rock? Nu Metal? Groove Metal? Maybe just "groove?" if such a thing exists. Adult Contemporary? Gangsta' Rap?

Anything ending in the word "CORE" OH! How about "POP-CORE" ?

JUST LISTEN TO A FUCKING SONG! It should be playing RIGHT NOW! Call it whatever you want! Fuck!

How about "Extreme Easy Listening?" or just Dissonance? Look that one up if you have to.

WEBMASTER - Jimmy DeLoach!!!
Record Label: BEST BAND EVER RECORDS ............ bitch!
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Up and Coming - Down and Going

We just posted THREE shows on the site so check it out!    July 18th at Hattrixx in Kenosha, WI with Domenica.  They're all the way from Canada, ey! and they're AWESOME!  Check out their page and give...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:55:00 GMT

Drug Testing for Dodgeball?

   Oh man.... Take some advice from your good buddy, Steve.  If you DON'T want to wake up feeling like you got hit by a truck then DON'T...Drink 4 beers3 shotsa margaritaEat a dozen hot wingsHalf a ba...
Posted by on Sat, 30 May 2009 07:13:00 GMT

Do some MORE drugs, guys!

    Most of you have probably seen some of our F'd up fliers.  Well, we have an entire photo album FULL of'm.  Check'm out and let us know which one is the best, funniest, creepiest, dumbest etc. We l...
Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 13:57:00 GMT

FREE SHOW!


Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 09:53:00 GMT

Memorial Day Madness!

HEY!  Memorial Day is comin' up and you know what that means.  Chillin' 'n Grillin', drinking and a day off work. Most importantly... DRINKING!  OH! and SECOND most importantly A DAY OFF WORK!That's r...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 20:50:00 GMT

Jizz on a Boat! We love T. Payne!

    HEY! Thanks to everyone who came out Sunday!  We all had a great time!  We have more shows coming up and are booking up Summer gigs pretty quick so keep checking the shows and updates.ANYWAY..... ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 10:10:00 GMT

St. Patty's Day!!!

    Awesome show at S.O.S. last night! thanks to everyone who came out and especially Undisided for kicking things off and throwin ' down. We'll hopefully have some pictures up soon but until then we ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 20:04:00 GMT

Wii want to play!!! ....... BITCH!

HEY!This has nothing to do with PENGUINS WITH SHOTGUNS MUSIC! (but I guess most of our blogs don't.)SEND US YOUR Wii CONSOLE NUMBER!We'll send you our freaky Mii's! Just think: you could have all five...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:34:00 GMT

MARIO is my BITCH!

Mario (yes, from Mario Bros.) is our personal secratary and errand boy. He can be yours, too. Have Mario call your friends and demand they buy you a Nintendo DS and 3 games for XMAS, Kwanza or any oth...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 00:52:00 GMT

EPIC FAIL / MAD pWNAGE

Not to encourage the Jerry Springer-esque idealogy of laughing at other people for no good reason other than because they're complete idiots but..... NAH! Fuck it. That's exactly what this is. Random ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 04:54:00 GMT