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Captain Asskick

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm tall, I'm 21, I play the bass, and my friends are better than yours. A cruel world has tried many a time to turn me to a bitter person, yet I continually give people the benefit of the doubt. I'm an intellectual, yet I know how to be goofy and have fun. I'm mature, yet still hold onto favorite childhood memories. I'm probably one of the nicest people you will ever meet. There are only two ways to truly get on my bad side. Do something to hurt those I love, or betray my trust. Cross that line, and there is no return. You will be stepped on.
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Interests

Music, friends, the beach, theme parks, driving, cars, fish, and just having fun.

I'd like to meet:

People who are interested in similar activities and philosophies to those I hold dear. I love talking with people who have different ideals than I do, as I see it as an opportunity to broaden my horizons, but I tend to stick more with people who understand me in the long run. I would not trade the friends I have for anything in the world. They have been there for me countless times, and I love them all to death.Realistically, I can get along with most anyone... the only people who piss me off are people who try really hard to be someone they're not, and people who have always had "mommy and daddy" buy them everything they own. I can't fucking stand these kids that get a bmw for their 16th birthday. That's not a birthday present, that's a fucking large investment. I don't care how rich you are or how "hot" you think you are, just because your parents bought you something more expensive or faster than what I own, does not make you better than me. I've worked hard for everything I own, and I'm damn proud of that.I admit, I'm a gamer, and as such, I like to hang out with other gamers. If you happen to play pc/xbox/ps2/etc. games, we'll get along just fine. If the sheer thought of playing a videogame makes you cringe, turn the other way now, because you'd be wasting your timeI have way too many hobbies, so chances are, if there's something you're passionate about, I'll likely have at least a little bit of knowledge about it, and I'm always interested in learning more.I guess the easiest way to put it is... If you're a genuine, down to earth person, sure, I'd like to meet you. If you're a materialistic, superficial, arrogant, selfish, ignorant piece of crap, don't fucking waste my time./rant

Music:

3 Doors Down, Aerosmith, Avenged Sevenfold, Blink 182, Circa Survive, Coal Chamber, Disturbed, Emery, Enya, Evanescence, Foo Fighters, Godsmack, Green Day, HIM, Icon of Coil, Lacuna Coil, Led Zeppelin, Linkin Park, Lost Prophets, Metallica, Mudvayne, Panic at the Disco, Papa Roach, Paul Oakenfold, Pink Floyd, Powerman 5000, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, Saosin, Savage Garden, Scars of Life, Seether, Tool, Three Days Grace, Thrice, Trapt, VNV Nation, Yellowcard... The list keeps going. I listen to Rock, Metal, Industrial, Techno, Trance, Alternative, and Classical Rock mostly.

Movies:

Any

Television:

The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, The Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, TLC, Comedy Central, and The History Channel.

My Blog

This is so true

Ok, so as I'm sure most of you have noticed (for those who actually read this anyway) I don't post blogs too often, and more often than not when I do, its just some random survey because I'm bored. Fo...
Posted by Captain Asskick on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 04:42:00 PST

"I'm sorry..."

This is to all of the girls in the world who can't accept the nice guys for who they are:I'm sorryThat I was raised with respect;not to sleep with you when you were drunkI'm sorryThat my body's not ri...
Posted by Captain Asskick on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:57:00 PST

To all the guys like me

This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the ve...
Posted by Captain Asskick on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 04:04:00 PST

Something fun to do

I wanna know 25 things about you. Fill all the blanks ... leave no question unanswered!1.Your Full Name:--->2. Age:--->3. Favorite Color?--->4. Favorite Movie:--->5. Favorite Song:--->6...
Posted by Captain Asskick on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 12:10:00 PST

Check this out if you wish

I filled out a boyfriend application on a friend's page, and she suggested that I post my results up here, so here you go! 1)  How many girlfriends have you had?  2 2)  How many girls ...
Posted by Captain Asskick on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 05:54:00 PST

FIll this out if you wish

TEST ! 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in...
Posted by Captain Asskick on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 03:46:00 PST

Just getting started...

I just created this "my space" this morning, so it will be under construction for a little while. This is just a quick post to show that I finally gave in and got one of these things... (happy rahul? ...
Posted by Captain Asskick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST