About Me
            
                
The Great Milenko
"Pumpkin, put some music on, I feel like
dancin'."
"Hold on, suga, I'm fixin' to right now 3,6,4
awright, now come over here,
woman, let's get this shindig started, woo! C'mon,
everybody!
Now what in the hell is wrong with this juke
machine?"
"Be warned, my children six will visit
followed by the crumbling of time
itself. Before the coming of Shangra La, a dark
Carnival will sweep across
the land, as a shadow, plagued with destruction. A
parade of freaks,
jugglers, and death. This wretched nightmare is led
by six faces. Three have
come three have gone. The fourth emerges now. He
walks among
us as a shadow, void of light, powered by your own
darkness, strengthened by
your own wickedry. A horrid reflection of your very
own deep desires cast
and reflected back upon yourself. Brothers and
Sisters! The time has come
for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth
joker's card. The arrival
of The Great Milenko Milenko Milenko "
"This damn thing! Maryanne, what in the hell
is wrong with this music box?"
"Don't mind that old thing, honey, it does
that all the time."
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I am a Juggalo...
I am an individual guided by Light...
I know who I am and who I want to be.
I recognize that the path to Shangri La
requires an open mind...
I shall not judge.I am part of a Family...
I shall Love my Family as I would my blood.
I shall do my Family no harm as I know
what is done to others shall surely be done
to me...
I shall strive to honor my Family and
not disgrace their name...I am a Ninja...
I have no Fear. I do not Fear the unknown
fore I embrace the wonders of the world around me
and the differences in others.
I shall meet adversity head on fore I am a Survivor.
Nothing can stop my Shine.I am Human...
I recognize my flaws. I shall strive to change the
things I can control and seek strength for
the things I cannot.
I shall cherish the teachings of my ancestors
and the Family who have fallen before meI have Love
With Love there is Unity and Strength.
Love does not hurt nor does it seek to destroy.
I too, shall not hurt or seek to destroy.
With Love in my Heart, Love for my Family
and Love for the Carnival...I shall find my path to Shangri La
Extremely frickin hilarious! Very charming, nice, and definately shy. Always tries to look out for others feelings. Intelligent, really I'm a genius trapped in Phil Margera's body.
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Name: Phil 
Birthday: February 26 
Birthplace: Dayton 
Current Location: Dayton 
Eye Color: Blue 
Hair Color: Brown 
Height: 5'7"-ish 
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty 
Your Heritage: White Trash 
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black and Gray Emericas 
Your Weakness: Kryptonite 
Your Fears: Being Alone<3. 
Your Perfect Pizza: Barbeque/Chicken (tie) 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Complete college and become a math teacher. 
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: uhhh... 
Thoughts First Waking Up: 5 more minutes 
Your Best Physical Feature: My man boobs 
Your Bedtime: Whereever and whenever I pass out. 
Your Most Missed Memory: Paintball 
Pepsi or Coke: I said Faygo Rock n' Rye, fuck those 2 bitches 
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell 
Single or Group Dates: Both 
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: fuck tea. 
Chocolate or Vanilla: Marble (both) 
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino 
Do you Smoke: no 
Do you Swear: fuck no 
Do you Sing: yes, and I also play the skin flute 
Do you Shower Daily: yes, unless I oversleep 
Have you Been in Love: no, i'd like to be though. 
Do you want to go to College: already there 
Do you want to get Married: yes 
Do you belive in yourself: yes 
Do you get Motion Sickness: no 
Do you think you are Attractive: yes, doesn't always show, though. 
Are you a Health Freak: I'm fucking obese, you tell me. 
Do you get along with your Parents: eh 
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yeah 
Do you play an Instrument: i already said, skin flute. 
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: my blood type is Jagermeister. 
In the past month have you Smoked: no 
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes, but i quit 
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not yet 
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep, got my new kicks 
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no 
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck no (vomits on tits) 
In the past month have you been on Stage: yep, doing a strip tease 
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope 
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: wanted to, but no. 
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: don't think so. 
Ever been Drunk: Emphasis on the Jagermeister blood type. 
Ever been called a Tease: yep, or at least it was implied. 
Ever been Beaten up: no, only got in one fight, I lost, but I was ok. 
Ever Shoplifted: not intentionally 
How do you want to Die: drawn and quartered 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: teacher, actor, porn star, the list gets longer and longer 
What country would you most like to Visit: Somewhere in Australia 
In a Girl.. 
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green 
Favourite Hair Color: brown or red 
Short or Long Hair: long, always 
Height: 5'2"-5'8"-ish 
Weight: doesn't matter 
Best Clothing Style: some sort of style 
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2 
Number of CDs I own: 100-300 
Number of Piercings: 2, used to have three 
Number of Tattoos: 1 
Number of things in my Past I Regret: to be continued... 
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H Hairy 
I Insane 
L Lovable 
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A 121 Question Myspace Survey 
Basics 
Name: Phil Balaguer 
B-Day: 2/26/87 
Age: 19 
Eye Color: Blue 
Hair Color: Brown 
Height: 5'6" 
Best Feature: tattoos 
Shoe Size: 11.5 
Ring Size: 12.5 
Addictions: My baby 
Pets: 4 cats, 1 dog 
Piercings: 2 
Tattoos: 2 
Nickname: phat fuck phil,phlip, tons o fun 
Car: 89 dodge spirit 
Parents still together: no biological father 
Siblings: 4 
Live with Parents?: yep 
Favorite/Most Important 
Feature of the opposite sex: long hair 
Spot to be kissed: lips, neck 
Sports Team: cubbies 4 life 
Holiday: christmas, halloween 
Alcoholic Drink: jagermeister 
Non-Alcoholic Drink: faygo rock n' rye 
Quote: You can wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which one fills up first. 
Lesson Learned: Lessons? Bitch please, I am the sensei! 
Thing a friend has done for you: Save my life 
Thing you have done for a friend: help out in money troubles/visit in prison 
Baby names (girl): naomi, chloe 
Baby names (boy): phil, xavier 
Ben & Jerry's Flavor: mint choco chip 
Starbucks Drink: caramel macchiotto 
Season: summer 
Have You Ever 
Wished on a star: and got my wish, heather 
Been in love: yes i am 
Been out of the country: no 
Talked on the phone all night: 4-5 hours 
Bungee jumped: no 
Driven cross-country: no 
Had surgery: eh 
Been told you might die: yep 
Told someone you love them: yep 
Wished you HAD told someone you loved them: yep 
Asked someone out: yep 
Kissed someone (made the first move): yep 
As a child, had a skip-it: no 
What about a sock-em-bop: no 
Kissed the same sex: no 
Gone out in public with you PJ's on: yep 
Laughed so hard that a liquid came out of your nose: yep 
Had sex in a car: no... kinda 
Past Relationships 
Who is the person you last broke up with: erin 
How long did you date that person: 2 weeks 
Was it love: hell no 
Did you have sex with them: nope(thank you katie) 
Were they older/younger: older 
Were they shorter/taller: taller 
Have you had other boy/girlfriends?: yep 
Any you wish you could talk to: no 
Any you hate: no 
Current Relationship 
Do you have a boy/girlfriend: hedi bear 
Where did you meet: myspace/a church 
How long have you been together: 290 glorious days(since 12/5/05) 
What is your anniversary date: 12/5/05 
What is his/her full name: Heather Ashton Sammon 
Were you attracted to them from the first moment you saw them: love at first sight 
Do you trust him/her: always 
Have you cheated on him/her: never 
Is it love: definately 
What's his/her favorite meal: mac n' cheese 
What's his/her favorite band: usher 
High School 
Public/Private: Chaminade Julienne-private 
Best Friend: Anmar 
Boy/GirlFriend: n/a 
Job: Library/theater 
Prom Date: didn't go... 
Best Memory: Kairos 
Worst Memory: being alone at times 
Graduate(?): heck yes 
Leave a virgin: yep 
College 
Away/Commute: SCC 
Best Friend: Anthony/Anmar/Zac 
Boy/girlfriend: Heather 
Major: Biology 
Job: Library 
Greek?: fuck you 
Graduate(?): still there 
Leave a virgin: not anymore 
This or That 
Strawberries/Blueberries: Blueberries 
Meat/Veggie: Meat 
TV/Movie: Movie 
Hugs/Kisses: both 
Guitar/Drums: drums 
Chinese/Mexican: Mex 
Day/Night: Night 
Cheerios/Corn Flakes: Cheerios 
Snickers/MilkyWay: Milky way 
Gold/Silver: silver 
Black/Brown: black 
Elvis/Beatles: elvis 
Sprinkles/Icing: Icing 
Cookie/Donut: donut 
/Pie: pie 
Coke/Pepsi: faygo bitches 
I 
am: obese 
thought: i would never find the love of my life 
need: my baby 
want: my baby 
love: Heather Ashton Sammon 
hate: fighting 
wish I was: holding my hedibear 
will always: love Heather Ashton Sammon 
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