About Me
The Great Milenko
"Pumpkin, put some music on, I feel like
dancin'."
"Hold on, suga, I'm fixin' to right now 3,6,4
awright, now come over here,
woman, let's get this shindig started, woo! C'mon,
everybody!
Now what in the hell is wrong with this juke
machine?"
"Be warned, my children six will visit
followed by the crumbling of time
itself. Before the coming of Shangra La, a dark
Carnival will sweep across
the land, as a shadow, plagued with destruction. A
parade of freaks,
jugglers, and death. This wretched nightmare is led
by six faces. Three have
come three have gone. The fourth emerges now. He
walks among
us as a shadow, void of light, powered by your own
darkness, strengthened by
your own wickedry. A horrid reflection of your very
own deep desires cast
and reflected back upon yourself. Brothers and
Sisters! The time has come
for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth
joker's card. The arrival
of The Great Milenko Milenko Milenko "
"This damn thing! Maryanne, what in the hell
is wrong with this music box?"
"Don't mind that old thing, honey, it does
that all the time."
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I am a Juggalo...
I am an individual guided by Light...
I know who I am and who I want to be.
I recognize that the path to Shangri La
requires an open mind...
I shall not judge.I am part of a Family...
I shall Love my Family as I would my blood.
I shall do my Family no harm as I know
what is done to others shall surely be done
to me...
I shall strive to honor my Family and
not disgrace their name...I am a Ninja...
I have no Fear. I do not Fear the unknown
fore I embrace the wonders of the world around me
and the differences in others.
I shall meet adversity head on fore I am a Survivor.
Nothing can stop my Shine.I am Human...
I recognize my flaws. I shall strive to change the
things I can control and seek strength for
the things I cannot.
I shall cherish the teachings of my ancestors
and the Family who have fallen before meI have Love
With Love there is Unity and Strength.
Love does not hurt nor does it seek to destroy.
I too, shall not hurt or seek to destroy.
With Love in my Heart, Love for my Family
and Love for the Carnival...I shall find my path to Shangri La
Extremely frickin hilarious! Very charming, nice, and definately shy. Always tries to look out for others feelings. Intelligent, really I'm a genius trapped in Phil Margera's body.
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Name: Phil
Birthday: February 26
Birthplace: Dayton
Current Location: Dayton
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'7"-ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: White Trash
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black and Gray Emericas
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Being Alone<3.
Your Perfect Pizza: Barbeque/Chicken (tie)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Complete college and become a math teacher.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: uhhh...
Thoughts First Waking Up: 5 more minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: My man boobs
Your Bedtime: Whereever and whenever I pass out.
Your Most Missed Memory: Paintball
Pepsi or Coke: I said Faygo Rock n' Rye, fuck those 2 bitches
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: fuck tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Marble (both)
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: yes, and I also play the skin flute
Do you Shower Daily: yes, unless I oversleep
Have you Been in Love: no, i'd like to be though.
Do you want to go to College: already there
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes, doesn't always show, though.
Are you a Health Freak: I'm fucking obese, you tell me.
Do you get along with your Parents: eh
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yeah
Do you play an Instrument: i already said, skin flute.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: my blood type is Jagermeister.
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes, but i quit
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not yet
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep, got my new kicks
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck no (vomits on tits)
In the past month have you been on Stage: yep, doing a strip tease
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: wanted to, but no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: don't think so.
Ever been Drunk: Emphasis on the Jagermeister blood type.
Ever been called a Tease: yep, or at least it was implied.
Ever been Beaten up: no, only got in one fight, I lost, but I was ok.
Ever Shoplifted: not intentionally
How do you want to Die: drawn and quartered
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: teacher, actor, porn star, the list gets longer and longer
What country would you most like to Visit: Somewhere in Australia
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: brown or red
Short or Long Hair: long, always
Height: 5'2"-5'8"-ish
Weight: doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: some sort of style
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: 100-300
Number of Piercings: 2, used to have three
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: to be continued...
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A 121 Question Myspace Survey
Basics
Name: Phil Balaguer
B-Day: 2/26/87
Age: 19
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'6"
Best Feature: tattoos
Shoe Size: 11.5
Ring Size: 12.5
Addictions: My baby
Pets: 4 cats, 1 dog
Piercings: 2
Tattoos: 2
Nickname: phat fuck phil,phlip, tons o fun
Car: 89 dodge spirit
Parents still together: no biological father
Siblings: 4
Live with Parents?: yep
Favorite/Most Important
Feature of the opposite sex: long hair
Spot to be kissed: lips, neck
Sports Team: cubbies 4 life
Holiday: christmas, halloween
Alcoholic Drink: jagermeister
Non-Alcoholic Drink: faygo rock n' rye
Quote: You can wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which one fills up first.
Lesson Learned: Lessons? Bitch please, I am the sensei!
Thing a friend has done for you: Save my life
Thing you have done for a friend: help out in money troubles/visit in prison
Baby names (girl): naomi, chloe
Baby names (boy): phil, xavier
Ben & Jerry's Flavor: mint choco chip
Starbucks Drink: caramel macchiotto
Season: summer
Have You Ever
Wished on a star: and got my wish, heather
Been in love: yes i am
Been out of the country: no
Talked on the phone all night: 4-5 hours
Bungee jumped: no
Driven cross-country: no
Had surgery: eh
Been told you might die: yep
Told someone you love them: yep
Wished you HAD told someone you loved them: yep
Asked someone out: yep
Kissed someone (made the first move): yep
As a child, had a skip-it: no
What about a sock-em-bop: no
Kissed the same sex: no
Gone out in public with you PJ's on: yep
Laughed so hard that a liquid came out of your nose: yep
Had sex in a car: no... kinda
Past Relationships
Who is the person you last broke up with: erin
How long did you date that person: 2 weeks
Was it love: hell no
Did you have sex with them: nope(thank you katie)
Were they older/younger: older
Were they shorter/taller: taller
Have you had other boy/girlfriends?: yep
Any you wish you could talk to: no
Any you hate: no
Current Relationship
Do you have a boy/girlfriend: hedi bear
Where did you meet: myspace/a church
How long have you been together: 290 glorious days(since 12/5/05)
What is your anniversary date: 12/5/05
What is his/her full name: Heather Ashton Sammon
Were you attracted to them from the first moment you saw them: love at first sight
Do you trust him/her: always
Have you cheated on him/her: never
Is it love: definately
What's his/her favorite meal: mac n' cheese
What's his/her favorite band: usher
High School
Public/Private: Chaminade Julienne-private
Best Friend: Anmar
Boy/GirlFriend: n/a
Job: Library/theater
Prom Date: didn't go...
Best Memory: Kairos
Worst Memory: being alone at times
Graduate(?): heck yes
Leave a virgin: yep
College
Away/Commute: SCC
Best Friend: Anthony/Anmar/Zac
Boy/girlfriend: Heather
Major: Biology
Job: Library
Greek?: fuck you
Graduate(?): still there
Leave a virgin: not anymore
This or That
Strawberries/Blueberries: Blueberries
Meat/Veggie: Meat
TV/Movie: Movie
Hugs/Kisses: both
Guitar/Drums: drums
Chinese/Mexican: Mex
Day/Night: Night
Cheerios/Corn Flakes: Cheerios
Snickers/MilkyWay: Milky way
Gold/Silver: silver
Black/Brown: black
Elvis/Beatles: elvis
Sprinkles/Icing: Icing
Cookie/Donut: donut
/Pie: pie
Coke/Pepsi: faygo bitches
I
am: obese
thought: i would never find the love of my life
need: my baby
want: my baby
love: Heather Ashton Sammon
hate: fighting
wish I was: holding my hedibear
will always: love Heather Ashton Sammon
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