About Me
31 years old, bitter, satanic, straightedge, twisted, misanthrope. Who plays with the dead for a living. And drives the worlds smallest car... Seriously it's so small, children stare at me at traffic lights. I seem to spend my time working, watching horror/apocalypse films, down the gym, or gradually becoming sickened with the world. I'm sure there's more to life than working so I can afford to go back to work next month - but don't even think of quoting religious bullshit at me! Oh, and I have some tattoos. An almost completley black sleeve by Matt black, A white tattoo by Andro from Haunted Tattoos, A demonic back piece designed by David Gray and tattooed by Brad Sims, a sleeve representing the hell humanity is bringing down upon itself by Brad Sims and post mortem scars on my chest drawn on by my friends down the coroners court then tattooed by hand by Boff from Tattoos by Hand. There's a few others dotted around somewhere... I enjoy cold, dark nights when I can see the stars, being alone sometimes, stuffing the nose of a french stick with pasta, decorating my flat to look like a 14 year old goths dream, the feel and smell of old books, artwork by Gustav Dore, cemeteries and taking photos of headstones, cats, wandering aimlessly around London, the smell of church incense, getting up to Red Bull fuelled devilery with my mates, being a mass of contradictions... I dislike with a vengence, people who litter out of sheer laziness, people who are too lazy to do anything then complain nothing gets done, people who stay in the middle lane (both in life and driving), dead bodies in the bath for too long, streetlights that turn the sky orange so I can't see the stars, unneccesary waste, animal cruelty, girls in South California who ask to be my friend because they think I'm cute from my profile, big businesses that are so greedy they'd rather have £10 billion than £1 billion (does it matter at that stage?), people who don't get what they deserve... Yes - I'm Vegetarian bordering on vegan, Yes - I get enough protein, No - my shoes aren't made of leather and yes - I do have a life...
