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I am a writer. And an editor (it goes with the territory) I think and write and create and analyze and observe. I read somewhere that this famous writer thanked his parents for giving him such a tragic, tortured upbringing because otherwise it wouldn't have made him the writer that he is today and it really changed my outlook on life. I don't want it easy. Easy doesn't make art and easy doesn't make you grow. It also doesn't give you perspective and bring oddities into your life that you never expected and then find you can't live without. I don't want to be given a juicebox and a blankey everytime something goes to shit. Life is hard, you gotta be harder. But with a soft, gooey centre, kinda like a stale Peep.
EVERYBODY'S FREE TO WEAR SUNSCREEN by Mary Schmich (no, it isn't originally by Baz Luhrmann, he made it into a song but Schmich originally wrote it as an essay for a column in the Chicago Tribune)
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, "sunscreen" would be it.The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice NOW!
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth.
Oh, never mind.
You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded.
But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked.
You are not as fat as you imagine.
Don't worry about the future.
Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing every day that scares you.
Sing
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Floss
Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind.
The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself.
Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.
Stretch
Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't.
Get plenty of calcium.
Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone.
Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't.
Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't.
Maybe you'll divorce at 40.
Maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.
Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either.
Your choices are half chance.
So are everybody else's.
Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it. It's the great instrument you will ever own.
Dance. Even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.
Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.
Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good.
Be nice to your siblings. They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard.
Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.
Travel
Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old.
And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble, and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out.
Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40 it will look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it.
Advice is a form of nostalgia.Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen.

My Blog

Holy shit! Almost a year since I last posted.

I don't like MySpace anymore. I'm over it.I'm over at Tumblr now.
Posted by on Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:10:00 GMT

I’m on Tumblr!

Follow me on my new blog: http://missworld.tumblr.com/I am still blogging at my main outpost on Wordpress:http://murdersherote.wordpress.com/ I just like to mix it up. I respond to variety, so I make ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:27:00 GMT

I really needed this today. An LOL-worthy post.

"Bitches Ain't Shit" - Dre
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 19:28:00 GMT

VICE Guide to Fiction by Lesley Arfin

http://www.viceland.com/int/v13n12/htdocs/rode.php?source=na v This is my favorite recommended book list. It's by Lesley Arfin (Author of "Dear Diary" and former VICE magazine contributer) and Amy Kel...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 17:15:00 GMT

NEW BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Born out of a need for a creative outlet beyond my usual writing book and pen, I started a blog-thing at: http://murdersherote.wordpress.com/ Please go have a look, there is something for everyone:-va...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 20:58:00 GMT

EDIE SEDGWICK: Girl on Fire


Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 04:45:00 GMT

SELF-RESPECT 101 or

Alright, so check it out: When you pay rent/bills/have a house of your own/a career/a job/support yourself and take care of yourself with no one else's help and you've been doing it all since you were...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:44:00 GMT

10 Human-ments for the 21st Century

This blog is dedicated to my beautiful B. who already lives a very Human life, flaws and all, which make her even more attractive. ------------------------------ I’m not religious, though I am d...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 13:25:00 GMT

Dear Diary

I really like what Lesley Arfin, author of Dear Diary describes as her perfect day so far to The Gothamist, it is almost exactly like the many perfect days I've had so far in my city, in my own apartm...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:48:00 GMT

back\ /slashed

in a digital age you can stab someone in the front in the back with a silver gash born of insecurity of rage and bile, a file of promise and pain in a digital age you don't need to meet me to&nbs...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:11:00 GMT