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Vanessa Lynn

hmmmm.....no, no, and definitely not

About Me


I'm Sioux Indian(Oglala), French, and English by design. I know a thing or two about a thing or two. ummmm, I was born with no wisdom teeth which means I'm one step higher than you on the evolutionary ladder. I don't like beds that are high off the ground, ie- if a person can fit under it I ain't sleepin in it! I have two screws and a plate in my ankle from a car accident. I tend to frequently lose everyday necessities (keys, cds, ID, money, entire purse, etc.). I get my lovin on the run. I really want to go skydiving but have no desire to ever bungyjump. I'm learning to cook. I don't like mechanical pencils. I think Netflix is the greatest invention since sleep. I tend to find out the hard way but I rarely learn my lesson. I wash my hands a lot. I sleep diagonal in my bed. I'm a leo and try to only live up to the good parts of that reputation. I can make a pencil turn into rubber in front of your eyes. I have the same look on my face when I walk into a kitchen as I do when I walk into a shopping mall- a painful mix of confusion and fear. I went to Catholic school for ten years. I have diagnosed myself with voluntary narcolepsy....a gift & a curse, really. I recycle. I value my independence. My socks never match. I collect shotglasses and pajama bottoms. I'm lactose intolerant. I like feeling self-sufficient at times but would rather someone else take care of it at other times (that wasn't suppose to sound dirty). I need more sleep. I have a lot of love and a lot of nerve. I HATE feet so don't talk about them and keep yours away from me. I'm stubborn and selfish at the most inconvenient times. I believe in ghosts and spirits but will not try to convince you to do the same. I'd rather listen to music than watch TV. I'm scared to death (pun intended) of zombies, zombie movies, people dressed/acting like zombies....you get the point.
If you want to know specifics about my views then you've just got to ask......let's start with religion and politics, that always goes well.

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My Interests

Traveling..."I said Venice but you heard Vegas, and I say either way, baby let's go..." Live music. dark bars.good jukebox.THUDD. Arsenal.Persik Stolichnaya. www.fixblix.com- GO LOOK NOW.... elevators. black coffee. the Onion Daily Dispatch. manners.synchronized dance moves. The Law of Attraction.Reno Room. Jessica singing in the car- (especially to Nine Inch Nails).airports. piercings. my bed. bridges.original Nintendo(I play Kung Fu alot.....flippin midgets, man...flippin midgets). when Nikki tells me to shut-up, it's great (she does it well and quite often!).absinthe.red lights. trains. handcuffs. passport stamps.pool.red wine.books.lips. silence.eyes.naps. sushi. sake.chess. tea.argyle socks. Wikipedia. New York style pizza. LA Kings. longboards. the sun. the ocean.

I'd like to meet:

comedians...they're funny so that's good. A sweet talkin son of a preacher man OR Hans Lundgren (6'5" of male perfection, Mensa membership, 5 languages- goodness)....and then there's Vinnie Jones....Mattias Norstrom (formerly of the LA Kings- now I just wanna kiss Visnovsky's Eastern-euro lips). David Byrne- rad. There is something about David Bowie & Scott Weiland that's undeniably sexy...like Mr Love here just give me a Dapper Dan man. I want to meet somebody that can make me laugh....HARD. Humor is the only thing that gets me through the day cause I am pretty sure this is all just one big joke. I want to meet someone who knows more than I do about the things I love. "I'm not exceptionally shy but I've never had a man that I could look straight in the eyes and tell my secret plans.

Music:

the Ultimate= Lady Day .....then (in a somewhat random order after the first 5 or so)Morphine, Tricky, Ani DiFranco, Massive Attack, BEATLES, Sade, Andrew Bird, Bikini Kill- Le Tigre, Reverend Horton Heat, Tribe Called Quest, Run DMC, Hank Williams Sr.(my grandparents are from Texas.....and I LOVE it), The Aggrolites, Mark Eitzel, She Wants Revenge, Amy Winehouse, Patsy Cline, Fiona Apple, Sigur Ros, Bowie, Shins, Eels, Muse, Dinah Washington, Dresden Dolls, PJ Harvey, Sarah Vaughn, Otis Redding, Gram Rabbit, Dep Mode, Lena Horne, Loretta Lynn, The Mean Reds, Heart, Tears for Fears, Joan Jett, The Runaways, TSOL, Nekromantix, Horrorpops, COLD WAR KIDS, The Gossip, Morcheeba, MADONNA, Sleater Kinney, Peaches, Sublime (Long Beach standard), AC/DC, Lords of Acid, The Commodores, Mad Marge & the Stonecutters, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Alternate Sound of Life (aslmusic.com), Propellerheads, Bob Dylan,The Donnas, Sex Pistols, Bryan Ferry, The Slackers, No Doubt, English Beat/General Public/Special Beat, Eurythmics- Annie Lennox, Softcore (Softcoremusic.com), MOS DEF Mr Johnny Cash, Mazzy Star, Stevie Wonder, Jane's Addiction, Aeon Spoke, Bright Eyes, Mint Royale, Sugarcubes, Public Enemy, Sinatra, Berlin, Damien Rice, Talking Heads, Rage, Portishead, Bjork, Franz Ferdinand, Clash, Horrorpops, ,Tori Amos, Gorillaz, White Stripes, Def Lepard, Pat Benetar, Patrick Park, David Grey, Duran Duran, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Primus, Nine Inch Nails, Garbage, Allman Brothers, BEP, Missy E, Chemical Bros, Catpower, Drums &Tuba, Flogging Molly, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Crystal Method, Hammel on Trial, Etta James, Hives, Brass Taxx, Goldie, DHC, and many many more.....just ask cause I'm tired of typing.

Movies:

anything from the 30s, Wizard of Oz, La Dolce Vita, Don't Tempt Me, Natural Born Killers, Big Trouble in Little China, Lady Sings the Blues, Clockwork Orange, Jesus is Magic, Gotcha!, Less Than Zero, Red Dawn, Labrynth, Gia, Manhattan, La Vie en Rose, Pi, anything Fred Astaire/Ginger Rogers, Some Kind of Wonderful, The Professional, Mullholand Dr, True Romance, It's All Gone Pete Tong, Dirty Pretty Things, The Devil & Daniel Johnston, Basketball Diaries, Four Rooms, Swing Kids, Sunset Blvd, M, Alice in Wonderland, Requiem, Pan's Labyrinth, Volver, Trainspotting, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Jawbreaker, Brown Bunny = big penis, Secretary, Rushmore, Big Wednesday, ELF, He Loves Me -He Loves Me Not, Say Anything, Happenstance, Waiting for Guffman/Best in Show/A Mighty Wind, Good Fellas, Lost Highway (Balthazar Getty-yes, please), Something Wicked This Way Comes, North by Northwest/ Rear Window (if it's Alfred then bring it), Usual Suspects, Zoolander, Dead Man, His Girl Friday, Evil Dead 2, Amelie, Spinal Tap, A Very Long Engagement, Metropolis, Goonies, Lots of horror flicks lately, Endless Summer 1&2 or any other Bruce Brown film, City of Lost Children, Breakfast at Tiffany's (or any Audrey Hepburn movie), Reality Bites, Lock Stock and 2 Smokin Barrels, Wild at Heart, Garden State, Memento, House of a 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects, Reservoir Dogs, Blue Velvet, Palookaville, Darby O'Gill and the Little People, Napoleon Dynamite, and Rocky IV just for IVAN DRAGO! (dreaming of the day he 'breaks' me).....too many- I'm addicted to Netflix

Television:

Absolutely Fabulous-"Stoli Babe", Sifl & Olly, Wonder Years, Strangers With Candy.... Mystery Science Theatre 3000, BBC America, My So-Called Life & Twin Peaks were great, Big Love, Flight of the Conchords, I Love Lucy, Six Feet Under, 3's Company, 90210 re-runs, CARNIVALE, Andy Griffith Show(who remembers Otis?), Dexter, The L Word, anything on IFC, Saved by the Bell- I can't help it....ummm, I don't really care about it that much but I HATE 'REALITY' SHOWS.

Books:

David Sedaris, Jackie Collins, Shel Silverstein, Poe, Theodor Suess Geisel, Beverly Cleary....... if I ever want a good scare I read the Book of Revelations. You'll also find a bunch of Vice and Interview Magazines laying around the place.

Heroes:

Leonard Peltier, Medusa (the real story), Eve (because she just happened to like apples and wasn't afraid of snakes), Wingnut, Ani DiFranco, Billie Holiday, Sarah Silverman, Cleopatra, Allison Fisher, & the inventor of Copper 7 cause I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for that ineffective form of birth control in the 70s.

My Blog

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when you just don't know how else to say it... http://www.jihadonyou.com/...
Posted by Vanessa Lynn on Fri, 02 May 2008 12:40:00 PST

Be there APRIL 5TH

Get your tickets NOW
Posted by Vanessa Lynn on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:39:00 PST

like you’ve never felt like this...

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/75282
Posted by Vanessa Lynn on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:49:00 PST

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Posted by Vanessa Lynn on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 11:12:00 PST

you can't be serious.

first the Kings trade Norstrom, now this.... http://www.arsenal.com/article.asp?thisNav=News&article= 478290&lid=NewsHeadline&Title=Freddie+Ljungberg+comp letes+transfer+to+West+Ham http://w...
Posted by Vanessa Lynn on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 02:30:00 PST

Thriller

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o
Posted by Vanessa Lynn on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 02:25:00 PST

Fetish Fun (?)

..>..>..>..>..>Acrotomophilia The person is sexually aroused by the sight of an amputation usually of a whole arm or leg. Adolescentilism The person is ...
Posted by Vanessa Lynn on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:47:00 PST

Phobia Phun!

AAchluophobia - Fear of darkness. Acrophobia - Fear of heights. Agliophobia - Fear of pain. Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds. Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.Amaxophobia ...
Posted by Vanessa Lynn on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:56:00 PST

Classics

we must appreciate traditions.... the tuxedo t-shirt the beer helmet and just in time for the xmas...the mistletoe hat mistletoe belt not shown* ...
Posted by Vanessa Lynn on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 02:32:00 PST

I KNEW IT!

and here's proof! (sorta).....more like support/motivation for my argument You Belong in London You belong in London, but you belong in many cities... Hong Kong, San Francisco, Sidney. You fit in al...
Posted by Vanessa Lynn on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:57:00 PST