I'm a gigantic STUD. Nice to meet you. California born and raised, and newly proud of it.
Anyhoo, as I was saying, I'm a STUD. I pretty much live for fun. I don't necessarily love working but I mostly love my job if that makes any sense? I love hanging out with my friends, kicking back and having some drinks, watching movies and listening to music (always good music, and usually really great, obscure music, that you haven't yet discovered because you are probably no way as cool as I am - and yes, include Country music and it's always a date). I'm a struggling independent filmmaker and writer who graduated from High School, tried on college and said, "ew, take it off, take it off!" Instead, I make movies with my friends and our production company: Trifecta Productions.
So you can imagine I've had a lot of jobs and I've learned some things about people. People are STUPID. Seriously, something like 70% of the world's population is RETARDED. And 50% of that 70% is freaking INSANE.
I like to travel. I'm not a huge fan of the ocean (hey, there are sharks out there), but I love to swim. 80's shite ROCKS. SUV's kill people. I think Dane Cook is the funniest man alive. I HATE McDonald's and most fast food places in general. I hate politically correctness. I think Maddox is the MAN (bestpageintheuniverse.net). I abhor the Oscars. I believe in God and hate Satan (if he were here, I'd kick him in the FACE). I consider myself to be a Scottish-American as long as people call themselves things like African-American and Italian-American. I LOVE pizza. I absolutely believe that life is about BALANCE. I think Oswald was a patsy. I like working out (most of the times). I fear for my hometown due to its ever increasing population. Most MORONS/people on this planet can't figure out that tipping is twenty percent. I love Chuck Norris facts. I'm well versed in the supernatural and paranormal. I like camping and the outdoors. I think Ninja's would kick the crap out of Pirates. I think Dave Chappelle DID go insane, but I liked his show when he wasn't crazy and just funny. I love hockey, it's the best (go Ducks and Avalance). I really enjoy cooking. I can sometimes be a bit of a dork. I have a thing for redheads (but I'm an equal opportunist, as well). I severely dislike Liberals and believe that there is no difference between your average Liberal and a card-carrying ACLU fanatic. I think boob jobs are for the vain, and that my friend is a sin. I've been obsessed with figuring out who Jack the Ripper was since I was a kid and recently fulfilled a lifelong goal to visit Whitechapel, London. I'm Pro-Life. I think organized religion is one of the worst things to happen to this planet. I love drawing and painting (mostly ink wash and watercolors). I think you're insane if you don't believe Bigfoot exists. I will NEVER "go green". I voted for George W. Bush...TWICE. I believe in the Constitution. I like a good mystery. I hate "feminists". I like the Winter because it's cold. I think everyone who supports PETA should be shot in the head. I hate bad drivers. I like to drive fast. I'll have a Hefeweizen, Gin and Tonic, and/or Vodka Martini - Dirty. I love shooting guns and I am a wonderful marksman. I don't understand people who are obsessed with "celebrities". I'm getting into Archery, and getting better by the day. I think the so-called "real wives of Orange County" should be tortured for at least a year. I used to play the on-line game World of Warcraft religiously, now just recreationally. I am a modern day Renaissance man. I love humor that's random. I don't think we landed on the moon. I love practical jokes. I quit smoking cold turkey. I could OWN you on Street Fighter II, and well, any video game, for that matter. I'm a brilliant photographer. I believe that a real life Superman could save the world. I'm not a gambling man, but I'm pretty decent at poker. I think every child predator that is caught by Dateline and through any other means should be instantly put to death. I'm a huge Star Wars and Star Trek fan (notice I didn't say geek). I think ALL drugs should be legalized and people should be allowed to carry guns. I dislike long walks on the beach only because that's what so many people say they like. I like short walks on the beach. I like kidding around as you can see having read this rant. And you know what, I think I like you too...
Probably not...
