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DevouredDrunk

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Put in position to wage teenage mayhem
A common affair for the ones who are juiced
If it is weakness that grants us the power
We thrive on what's stronger than most of the world
Glass breaks,the dimming lights
sweat, heat and profane debate
the smart ones stay on the outside
while drunken heads and arms erupt
centered man swings a punch,
spits a tooth, postures odd
a punk rock escapade
five bucks a head to be king dick in the crowd
We are the ones who must sport the position
cheap beer, trendy clicks
lesbian love is accepted and right
shaved heads meet hair in the mix
blending the 80's and 90's with hate
Put in position to wage teenage mayhem
A common affair for the ones who are juiced
If it is weakness that grants us the power
We thrive on what's stronger than most of the world
Shows on, dates canceled
kicked out for reasons that seem so unfair
skin crusts against the cops
a foregone conclusion that's tired and beat
Ringworm,crabs and lice
V.D. ecstasy, speed and horse
a heaven of unmatched importance
an honor of sex to be stuck by the punk
Rich homes with money and food
abandoned for the bums on the street
a lifestyle that's unexplainable
don't try and save what is all meant to be
Put in position to wage teenage mayhem
A common affair for the ones who are juiced
If it is weakness that grants us the power
We thrive on what's stronger than most of the world
If it is free, from a family that's seen
you can just keep it
if you must beg
it's better instead
you must follow the etiquette
Fake
You know when it rains you're in your bed at home
You act so real when you are alone
You better not let the mohawked crowd see, you fuck
Give it five years, you'll retire your piercings
You must admit that you mimic the weaklings
I'm a pretty social person, I usually party with my good friends, but I'm always up for chilling with new people that like to have interesting conversations and get fucked up, I can usually tell if I like someone the first time I meet them, and I'm good at telling people when I don't like them.
I sing in an insane heavy metal band Devoured, which is a spectacle everyone should see, we're into offending everybody and laughing about it. We enjoy crucifixions, orgys, violence, sado-masochism, you know, the fun stuff.
On my own time I enjoy building props while drunk, smoking weed while drunk, singing while drunk, hitting on your girlfriend while drunk, making fun of people while drunk or sober, cooking while drunk, writing songs while drunk, going to church drunk, drinking with my friends, reading, having sex, and watching cool movies while smoking weed.
Hmmmmm.....what else???? uuhhhh I like snakes, tattoos, tattoos of snakes, budweiser, jack daniels, wisers deluxe, things that make you trip out, my Dean ML, hot girls sitting on monster trucks with guitars and joints, off-roading in my S-10, criticizing other peoples marijuana, going to concerts, getting kicked out of crappy bars, punching out crackheads, making fun of hookers, hanging out at my jamspot and chilling with ppl, beerbogganing, meeting cool people, thinking about what to do at the next Devoured showThis profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editorform action='http://www.kwiz.biz/simplesurveys/do-survey.php' method='post' target='_new'
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Robert Liam Wilson
Birthday: 12/26/83
Birthplace: Dirty shwa
Current Location: sitting at a computer idiot
Eye Color: the most beautiful blue you have ever seen
Hair Color: brown
Height: vertically challenged
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous
Your Heritage: drunken irish bastards
The Shoes You Wore Today: steel toe shit kickers
Your Weakness: girls tickling me
Your Fears: boys tickling me
Your Perfect Pizza: dead animals hot peppers and drugs
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: release my new CD and maybe go back to school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck you
Thoughts First Waking Up: coffee, joint, sex
Your Best Physical Feature: too many to choose
Your Bedtime: between 3am and dawn usually
Your Most Missed Memory: complete and utter happiness
Pepsi or Coke: whichever gets rye in it first
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: either way
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: weed
Do you Swear: constantly
Do you Sing: of course
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: maybe when i'm like, old and shit
Do you belive in yourself: last time i checked
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: i'm better looking than you
Are you a Health Freak: yes
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: many
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: too much
In the past month have you Smoked: just weed
In the past month have you been on Drugs: of course
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: i'm drunk right now
Ever been called a Tease: lots of times
Ever been Beaten up: just by girls
Ever Shoplifted: when i was a kid
How do you want to Die: violently and painfully in front of all my friends
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a terrorist
What country would you most like to Visit: amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dark brown or green
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: doesn't matter
Weight: not fat
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: 11
Number of CDs I own: too fucking many
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: only one
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I'd like to meet:

Trent Reznor
Phil Anselmo
Seth Putnam
Ozzy

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