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About Me

Welcome to the Official Andy Kious "Myspace Profile"...
Firstsly, My name is Andy Kious. True Story.
Secondly, Kious is pronounced KY-US, or kind of like Pious but with a "K" instead of a "P". I'm told it's a German name, but I don't know. I can't even find a meaning for it or anything that comes even close.
Anyway, True story.
I am originally from Mattoon, Illinois. Later moved to Gays, followed by Windsor. Where I graduated high school in 2001.
I do attend church regularly. I go to Smyser Christian Church in Gays, Illinois! Don't believe me? Look it up. Gays, Illinois - Home of the worlds oldest 2-story outhouse, built in 1872!
And believe that Gays is more than just a happy place! Anyway, I love going to church at Smyser where I've been going since jr. high but around 1997-1998 I start attending on a more regular basis. Mainly becuase That's about the time I got my driver's permit and licence. And now I am part of the Young Adult Group and Bible Study.
I also help out with the Jr. High Youth Group (as an "Adult" sponsor/supervisor)...And if you had asked me 4 years ago to do that I would have laughed and quietly said "no." Now, I truly appreciate and care about these kids, because I know if I didn't have church when I was their age, I don't know where I would be today. It's a real blessing.
Anyway, Moving on.
I had a friend who once said.
"Life is meaningless...if you don't have friends to spend it with."
Now, go ahead and take a look around, but no licking the wallpaper...The Snozzberries don't taste like Snozzberries!
BY THE WAY!!! I am in the Army, but I'm at Scott Air Force Base. Does that make sense? Yes, but not really.
Ok, so have fun and leave a comment or send me a message. I'm always available at [email protected] also. Believe it...It's a True Story!

My Interests

Baseball, Slow-Pitch Softball, Horse-backriding, Frisbee, Working out, Listening to music, and so on, and so forth.
Kitty Cat Dance

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I'd like to meet:

The One meant for Me, Nolan Ryan, Dr. Seuss, Gene Wilder, and Ogden Nash.

Music:

Rock (nothing too hard though)...but I like to rock!... Ska...Classic Rock...Some Christian...Some Orchestra/Classical style music...Some Musicals...and a moving truck load more of other groups that rock the cazba!!

Movies:

Monty Python movies (all 3), Kung-Pow Enter the Fist, The Big Lebowski, any and all Will Ferrell movies, most John Wayne movies, All of Mel Brooks' comedies, Almost anything with Steve Martin in it, National Lampoon's Vaction Series, Caddyshack, The Waterboy, Wedding Singer, Donny Darko, Mulholland Drive, and The Princess Bride

Television:

Red vs. Blue, South Park, Metalocalypse, The Simpsons, Sports Center, Jeopardy, Futurama, Sealab 2021, and that's really about it.

Books:

The Bible, all Dr. Suess books, all Dan Brown, the Thesaurus (synonyms are awesome! so are adjectives!), (The followig are webcomics) - Achewood, Scary Go Round, Questionable Content, Ctrl+Alt+Delete, VG Cats, Penny Arcade, Sore Thumbs, Penny & Aggie, Misfile, Cyanide and Happiness, Least I Could Do, Sinfest, Gunnerkrigg Court, Dr. McNinja, Shortpacked!, Better Days, Alpha Shade, Wicked Power, Striptease, +EV, Hookie Dookie Panic, No Pink Ponies, Girls with Slingshots, Holy Bibble, and Thinkin' Lincoln

Heroes:

God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit (--is that to cliche?), My Dad & Mom, The Hostetter's, The Krikie's, The Poorman's, The Cohen's, The Pearcy's, Kari Otto, Nolan Ryan, Dr. Seuss, Ogden Nash, yeah and some more.

My Blog

Oh...its you alright.

How can I be lonely...When I know you’re there...How can I be sad...When I know how much you care...How can I feel funny...When I know you’re funny too...How can I think of you and not&nbs...
Posted by Andy Kious! on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:59:00 PST

Groundhog Day

Get on a train,Off at the wrong stop,Should have taken the elevator, a body in pain,Trek through snow and slop, Church of Scientology across from a synagogue, Have to cross the street, Still walking d...
Posted by Andy Kious! on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:22:00 PST

God and Tetris

So I had an idea while sitting in church...about God, consequences, and Tetris. For every action there's and equal and opposite reaction. God allows bad things to happen to us. We...
Posted by Andy Kious! on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:41:00 PST

ok? success??

Something simple, something sweet,Nothing to complex or confusing,Like peanut butter and jelly or peanut butter and jam,Something simple, something sweet,Something I hope you will find the at least a ...
Posted by Andy Kious! on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:58:00 PST

Its Either You or Its Me

A thing about being proud,How you look at yourself,How you look at others,Things they've done, they boast out loud,Things they've done, up on a shelfWhat happened to caring for others as if they were ...
Posted by Andy Kious! on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 11:02:00 PST

Where does it come from?

It fills my senses and I don't know whys,I feel with my fingers and taste with my tounge,I hear with my ears and see with my eyes,I don't understand how it all had begun.Why am I here and Where did yo...
Posted by Andy Kious! on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 11:21:00 PST

Shout It Loud, Daughtry, and Warped Tour!!!

Friday, Sunday, Tuesday.....:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Friday (Shout It Loud): Reel Big Fish, Less Than Jake, Streetlight Manifesto, and Against All...
Posted by Andy Kious! on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:30:00 PST

Town Names for the Road Trip...

All in Illinois& Newby Teutopolis Funkhouser Elliotstown Loogootee Mason Odin Huey Lebanon Fayetteville Darmstadt New Athens Baldwin Sparta Marissa Nashville Ashley Thompsonville Ewing Macedonia Maybe...
Posted by Andy Kious! on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 04:37:00 PST

Relient K Rocks!

Alrighty everyone. So went to a Relient K concert on saturday with my Buddies Matt Vail and Zach Perry...plus my sister, her guy friend, Zach's brother, and a female friend of Matt's. And let me tell ...
Posted by Andy Kious! on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:53:00 PST

The Dress Question

Some of you may or may not remember the man that lived in Effingham, IL. His name was Ally-Oop. And he wore a dress. But he was homeless. He would go around Effingham picking u...
Posted by Andy Kious! on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 08:28:00 PST