I am large. I have a large head. I have mickey mouse on my nose. I walk when I take a shit. I am probably the coolest dog ever. I live with Quentin and Caroline and sometimes Ashlee. I like them all alot. I like it even better when they give me FOOD. Or when they leave the garbage out for me to eat. I try to sleep on their beds, but they don't like that. My favorite Roller Derby team is the Distel Finks. Watch my sister play sometime! Oh yeah, I just drool everywhere.
