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Muscles Marinara

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I like to go camping and listening to the Postal Service at 4 AM in the morning while drinking beer.

Also, my AIM SN is J0hnWi1kesBooth.

Often times I will roam the myspace internet junction in a state of abysmal depression, only to have my seratonin levels increase by 166945453 times by taking someone's random aphorism of "u only have 1 life-live it up" from their profile to heart. Now I'm living in a discarded hollow shark in a junkyard and I spend most of my time rolling tires into garbage cans. Thanks myspace.com!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mark. E Smith, Peter Gabriel, Los Volta del Mars, Robert Fripp, Doctor Jimmy, and Pete Townsend please molest me!!!!

My Blog

Gay

1. Where were you when the ball dropped for 2006? Kissing Kerry 2. How did you get the idea for your profile name? It's a Mars Volta thing 3. What time were you born? 5:25 PM 3. What song are you play...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 05:28:00 GMT

Captain Planet Made Me Do It

Alright Gentleman, this is directed at you. Being a member of the male sex, I realize that women are pretty and soft, and that men on a whole like to touch them. I also realize that women are not o...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Chronicals of Narnia

I can't even beging ot toedxreapl FUCK Let me start over, I cant;e ven being to relate what I am experinicng. THe author inside my brain is on drugs they stand behind me \ they stand behind my sh...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Hurt myself today/ It's all for you

You know, back in the day, when I used to AFI (Black Sails in the Sunset is a good CD, regardless of their current retarded goth poser status) I listened to it because I thought it was good music. It ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

touch my tra-la-la

J0hnWi1kesBooth: I think you should see Fahrenheit 9/11. MizThang246: is it good? J0hnWi1kesBooth: Yes. J0hnWi1kesBooth: It's excellent. MizThang246: haha better than the one made in the 60s or wh...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Higher Voltage

Today I bought three movies for $20 at Best Buy, because of that riddickulous sale. EXCEPT, ALL THE MOVIES RANG UP AS $6.66, I WILL TAKE A PICTURE LATER TO PROVE THIS OMEN
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Sorry, I don't have insurance, do you have change for a 50?

UNNTTTILLL THE DAYY EEEYEEE DIEEEEE IIIII SPILLL MY <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 4 U
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Tom, I'm going to need a ride home

Today was a rocking DAY in Chicago with my trills Rickey and Jennifer. It was for the photography class so we all walked around Michigan Avenue and some of the sights taking pictures. I've concluded t...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT