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ryan

I am here for Friends

About Me


imma bad ass mof who will fight just about anyone. if ur momma mouths off to me, i will send her back to the baby boomer generation with a backhand slap. nah im jus playin yo, chill!?! im the type of person that likes to make everyone laugh and have a good time. i'm fun n boring, outgoing n lazy, crazy n sane all @ the same time. im the communications director for the comp i work for n a gangsta rapper, n on the few occasions when they cross over, shit really goes down!?! werd. if you wanna b friends with me, make sure it's not for the bling and the big booty hoes i got on my arm. the fly one is my bbys mama, u dig!?! which means she b off limits aiight!?! only interested in people who like me for me, or for my ability to shove a whole pack of skittles in my mouth all @ once, cuz that shit is dope son. give to charity, don’t talk shit, eat ur fruits and vegetables. do all that; ur business will be clean. that's how i roll. don't mean u gots to. jus some sage words from one human being to another. one love to the nation. peace yo!?!

My Interests

this one fly chica, fast cars, poker, skateboarding, tattoos, music, my band, drumming, playing the guitar

I'd like to meet:



whoever the son of a bitch is who thought it would be funny to make cap'n crunch with crunchberries so damned delicious, but @ the same time so sharp it cuts up ur mouth < so I can kick him in the nuts >

Music:

i like bout anything

Heroes:

my parents