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VOTING FOR OBAMA

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

This is where I come up with something very clever and sarcastic that will make people want to be friends with me. It's the stuff that makes you think "wow, that's funny" or "wait, huh?" that leads your mouse to the "add to friends" button. Do you really want to know about me? You've seen my pic--I have peaked your interest--and now you want to know more? Well you can't HAVE more! muahahahahahahhaa

My Interests

Eating in front of homeless people, midgets, KY jelly wrestling, taking body shots off albinos, selling drugs to middle schoolers, supporting President George W. Bush

I'd like to meet:

people who don't walk slowly, guys with straight, white teeth (so hot right now!), girls who can use dirty words without being offended, people who can hold a conversation (sounds trivial but I'm from LA), and people who like racist and dead baby jokes

Music:

Be impressed, I have diverse tastes: Justin Timba-timba-timba-lake, Marilyn Monroe, Gavin DeGraw, Stevie Wonder, Atmosphere, Lola Ray, Frank Sinatra, J5, anything on the Garden State soundtrack, Tenacious D (The D), Regina Spektor, Ben Folds, Death Cab for Cutie, Bon Jovi, OutKast, Snoop-a-loop, Missy Elliott, AC/DC, Ushuuuuuuur, Ella Fitzgerald, Jason Mraz, N SYNC

Movies:

Best in Show, Old School, Some Like it Hot, Garden State, Curly Sue, Donnie Darko, Jerry Maguire, Moulin Rouge, Jerry Maguire, Lawrence of Arabia, La Haine (it's b&w and in French), The Princess Bride, Almost Famous, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Reservoir Dogs, Usual Suspects, The NeverEnding Story

Television:

The OC, Scrubs, and The Daily Show....all have funny funny Jews. Jon Stewart + Seth Cohen + J.D. = my perfect man. Need I say more?

Books:

The Sun Also Rises, Everything is Illuminated, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Breakfast of Champions, Norwegian Wood, The Da Vinci Code, Middlesex, the Unbearable Lightness of Being, The Intuitionist, The Great Gatsby, The Things They Carried, Franny and Zoey, and The Crying of Lot 49

Heroes:

Lady Brett Ashley

My Blog

Cancun

So I'm off for Spring Break 2005 where I will be filmed doing acts my father will be very very ashamed of. I mean, really, who wouldn't take their top off if Snoop Dogg asked to film it? I hope to d...
Posted by VOTING FOR OBAMA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hyperprosexia

It's what I suffer from. I'm also a macrodent----but at least that's a good thing. Ok ok although the above statements are true, I'm just showing off the two new words I learned. They're so goo...
Posted by VOTING FOR OBAMA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SuuuuuuuuuperSONICS

So- I have yet to express my undying, unfleeting love for the Seattle Supersonics. Indeed, this is a huge part of my identity. Tonight I watched the Sonics-Laker game with a beaming sense of pride....
Posted by VOTING FOR OBAMA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Myspace freaks me out

I really do hate this thing. However, I have a 8 page paper due in four days and I'm procrastinating. I'm also watching the Raiders pre-season game, so I guess I'm multi-tasking procrastinating. Ok...
Posted by VOTING FOR OBAMA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

First Time's a Charm

Wait, isn't actually third time's a charm? Whatevs. So, yea I'm writing a freaking blog on MySpace. My life has officially sunk to a new low. I just did pilates with my friend Mel and now she's ge...
Posted by VOTING FOR OBAMA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST