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Happy birthday to JUDGE!

About Me

I'm a three year old handsome beagle! My name is Judge, I've been living with my family for almost a year. I was thought to be born on December 3, 2003 but the vet said I may be older! Woof, I'm not turning six! At least, I hope not. I've got a guinea pig sister, Brownie. She doesn't really like to play, though, and she doesn't like it when I try a friendly, sniff-hello. I don't really know why.
Grrr, I HATE rabbits! They just sit around and twitch their nose and they don't even notice there's a big strong dog that can tear them apart! Sometimes they even walk onto my territory and eat my grass! I have no choice but to bark howl and bay at them and to try to destroy them. Sometimes the human pup girl lets me chase them when we're by a lot of trees, but she holds back and lets them run away and then lets me go. Someday the rabbit moms will tell whisper to their little bunny puppies, "That's Judge's yard. Don't go there." And whenever I walk past a rabbit, they'll jump ten feet in the air and squeak, "Judge!" and be out of my sight for good.

Urgh... so degrading.

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I'd love to meet you! As long as you're not a rabbit, woof.

This profile now belongs to Judge! Woof.

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