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If You Know What I Mean

I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it.

About Me

UPDATE AS OF OCTOBER 12, 2008I've arrived at my A'school and I'm very happy. I'm in my element, and there is lots to do. my classes don't start until January so I'll be going to concerts and squaring myself away for the new year. my phone # is 831 333 6716 so call me if youre bored. Im on California time, so those of you on the east coast... please don't call early in the morning. kthx bye.
I ENJOY...
♥making sound effects with my mouth ♥Art ♥Symbology ♥Live Music ♥Criminal Pathology ♥Bumping in to old friends ♥Sleeping in ♥Spicy Foods ♥Poetry ♥Dancing at the Club ♥collaborative acapella ♥Coffee and Tea ♥Smoking Hookahs ♥Bubble Bathing ♥Breakfast for Dinner ♥Puppies and Kittens ♥Psychotropic Chemical studies ♥Street Magic ♥Fine Cuisine ♥Making Jewelry ♥Cooking/Baking ♥Sun-brewed Tea ♥Scented Candles ♥Riddles ♥Lockpicking ♥Home Improvement ♥Thrifting ♥Sewing ♥shooting tin cans ♥swimming/tanning at the pool ♥Fascistic cops ♥Collecting Shot Glasses ♥Antiques ♥Oriental Ramen Noodles ♥Lego Blocks ♥View-Masters ♥Lite-Brite ♥Tesla Coils, lol.
I DON'T ENJOY...
.X. People who blow their horn at you the nano-second the light changes to green.X. When my alarm clock needs to be reset.X.Public bathrooms.X.People who wear their visors upside down .X.Materialistic and shallow people. .X.Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football.X.The overuse of superlative language .X.Any Gap commercial .X.AOL online .X.cashiers who let go of your change before you have control of it .X.When someone mistakes homophones in spelling .X.Sluts. .X.Holding up the left lane .X.Bad table manners .X.When someone tries too hard to use vocabulary out of their range .X.mediocrity.X.gas prices .X.plotless natural disaster films .X.chatroom spamming .X.Vin Deisel .X.jammed copiers and printers .X.the race card .X.noisy grocery carts .X.the ignorant and classless .X.rolling suitcases with too narrow a wheel base

My Interests



SURVEY SAYS....

Name: Sarah Elizabeth Glass
Birthdate: November 25 1988
Birthplace: MA
Current Location: NC
Eye Color: blue, blue, blue!
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'5"
Weight: ...144
Piercings: none at all, actually
Tatoos: I have a rose on my left ankle, and a and fish on my left hip
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope.
Overused Phraze: lol

FAVORITES
Food: it's a toss up between guacomole, sushi, and $5 footlong... artichokes? idk I have a lot of favorites.
Candy: Mounds or Starburst, no fastbreak... idk all of it, haha
Number: 25, 11 ,22, 3
Color: mostly green, but changes all the time
Animal: elephants, foxes, wolves, platypus....
Drink: vitamin water
Alcohol Drink: uh, rum and coke?
Bagel: blueberry, plain, or chocolate chip. Mmm...
Letter: wtf, idk...

This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: bleh. neither, but McD
Strawberry or Watermelon: ooh... tough one.
Hot tea or Ice tea: fuck some iced tea
Chocolate or Vanilla mood depending... usually chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: caffiene and I are best buds
Kiss or Hug: I can't have both?
Dog or Cat: both are alright.
Rap or Punk: both are equally amusing
Summer or Winter: summer for the relaxed atmosphere and swimming, winter for the snow and jolly feelings
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Depends who I'm with.
Love or Money: Love

YOUR...
Bedtime: when I get to it.
Most Missed Memory: Travelling, or the innocence of childhood.
Best phyiscal feature: idk, brain? haha
First Thought Waking Up: what time is it? *rolls over*
Goal for this year: Make my daddy proud ^_^
Best Friends: Uncle Sam, my family...
Weaknesses: men, food, ticklishness...
Fears: butterflies, use and lose player types, never amounting to anything...
Heritage: English, Irish, Cherokee
Longest relationship: 3 years

HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yeah, so slap me.
Ever Smoked: trying to quit
Pot: yeah, not a huge fan.
Ever been Drunk: lol
Ever been beaten up: once or twice
Ever beaten someone up: I've broke a few noses in my day
Ever Shoplifted: yeah.... let's not talk about it.
Ever Skinny Dipped: a few times
Ever Kissed A Girl: could have...
Been Dumped: rejection hurts...

IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Any color can be handsome
Favorite Hair Color: dark hair
Short or Long: within ranks ^_^
Height: taller than me
Style: mature and acceptable. none of the baggy jeans, or piercings, or sloppy, dirty stuff.
Looks or Personality: both
Drugs and Alcohol: I'm done with addicts.
Muscular or Really Skinny: not a wimp.

RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: I regret nothing. Though there have been bad times, I've learned from them.
What country do you want to Visit: Greece, Australia, China.
How do you want to Die: Knowing I lived life to the fullest.
Been to the Mall Lately: yessir.
Do you like Thunderstorms: a little too much I'd say
Get along with your Parents: I'm the princess, of course!
Health Freak: nah.
Do you think your Attractive: pssh... *blush*
Believe in Yourself: I can do anything I put my mind to!
Want to go to College: of course.
Do you Smoke: quitting. right now i smoke 3 cigs or less a day.
Do you Drink: If someone offers, but not on my own agenda.
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: I thought so, but maybe I dont know what true love is.
Do you Sing: do ray me fah so la tee do! all the time....
Want to get Married: not for a while... but eventually.
Do you want Children: one day in the distant future
Have your future kids names planned out: no... that's obsessive
Hate anyone: naw, not really.

I'd like to meet:

hello beautiful...

Movies:


FAVORITE FILMS
♥ Windtalkers ♥ Tigerland ♥ Strange Wilderness ♥ Jumper ♥ Boondock Saints ♥ Jarhead ♥ The Usual Suspects ♥ Hannibal Series ♥ American History X ♥ Where The Truth Lies ♥ Forest Gump ♥ Full Metal Jacket ♥ The Phantom ♥ Shawshank Redemption ♥ What Dreams May Come ♥ Goodfellas ♥ Fight Club ♥ The Craft ♥ 3 Kings ♥ Saving Private Ryan ♥ The Pianist ♥ Monty Python and the Holy Grail ♥ Resivoir Dogs ♥ Mystic River ♥ The Last Mimzy ♥ Waterworld ♥ Dances with Wolves ♥ Sin City ♥ Hotel Rwanda ♥ The Prestige ♥ Braveheart ♥ Fargo ♥ The Green Mile ♥ Gladiator ♥ Kill Bill ♥ The Bourne Series ♥ The Sixth Sense ♥ Dreamcatcher ♥ Misery ♥ October Sky ♥ Cry Baby ♥ Grease ♥ Saturday Night Fever ♥ Breakfast Club ♥ Sixteen Candles ♥ Highschool High ♥ Fried Green Tomatoes ♥ Mortal Kombat ♥ The Dark Crystal ♥ Hearts in Atlantis ♥ Team America World Police

Television:



FAVORITE SHOWS

♥ Most Evil ♥ Mystery Diagnosis ♥ Dirty Jobs ♥ Boondocks ♥ Monk ♥ Home Movies ♥ That 70's Show ♥ Mystery Science Theater 3000 ♥ The Simpsons ♥ Sex and the City ♥ Lost Worlds ♥ History's Mysteries ♥ Bounty Girls ♥ 48 Hours: Hard Eveidence ♥ DEA ♥ How it's Made ♥ Modern Marvels ♥ Weeds ♥ Unsolved Mysteries ♥ Myth Busters ♥ Oblongs

Books:



FAVORITE BOOKS

♥ The Things They Carried by Tim O'Brien ♥ A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess ♥ 1984 by George Orwell ♥ Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger ♥ My Side of the Mountain by Jean Craighead George ♥ The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald ♥ One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kasey ♥ Lord of the Flies by William Golding ♥ The Chronicles of Narnia by C. S. Lewis ♥ The Stand by Stephen King ♥ The Fables by Aesop ♥ Cantebury Tales by Geoffry Chaucer ♥ Don Quixote by Cervantes ♥ Candide by Voltaire ♥ The Prince by Machievelli ♥ Pat The Bunny by Dorothy Kunhardt

Heroes:


Just remember: I'm an elephant.
and elephants never forget.

My Blog

A Rude Awakening (part 1 of 6)

A Rude Awakening I look up to a billowing, white sail. It's blocking the blinding sun, which produces a warm, gaussian blur to everything. Looking around,  I see ropes pulled tight and ...
Posted by If You Know What I Mean on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:55:00 PST

Don’t let me bore you, but some interesting facts...

Today I tried to share some knowledge with a friend and they shot me down, and told me I was more boring than their highschool history teacher. I thought history class was absolutley rivetting. So for...
Posted by If You Know What I Mean on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:42:00 PST

Hexapod - walking robot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7Yr2mIU3G4 check this out, I wonder how long this took......
Posted by If You Know What I Mean on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:48:00 PST

Question of the Day....

 "...how does one know one's self? Is there some sort of barrier you have to overcome in order to find what kind of person you really are inside? Why is it that so much is tied up in what you thi...
Posted by If You Know What I Mean on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:23:00 PST

I’ll Have a Burger but hold the Salmonella Tomato...

ewww....  have you heard?   http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/06/09/ BAT7115G2I.DTL&type=health   other than this, today was productive, I went down to the recru...
Posted by If You Know What I Mean on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:10:00 PST

How to make a bracelet from starburst wrappers!

1. Eat the Starburst. Save the wrapper. You need around 35 wrappers to make a bracelet. 2. Take a wrapper and flip it over so the colored side is on the bottom and the blank side is facing up. 3. ...
Posted by If You Know What I Mean on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 11:18:00 PST

lol wayne brady

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Family tree outline ...
Posted by If You Know What I Mean on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:56:00 PST

The color green

Green is my favorite color.I noticed today, as I was was listing a few of my favorite things:"brussel sprouts, guacamole, spinach, mint chip ice cream, green bananas, mountain dew, the incredible hulk...
Posted by If You Know What I Mean on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 10:18:00 PST

Stella Awards (thanks mom)

>2004 Stella Awards>It's time once again to review the winners of the Annual "Stella Awards.">The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck of New Mexico>who spilled hot coffee on herse...
Posted by If You Know What I Mean on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:48:00 PST