I'm a WHORE! |
OK, I'm an attention-seeking whore. Not the best kind, but after a few rigorous Tae Bo sessions with Billy Blanks, I'll look into expanding my whorish repertoire into more debaucherous territory. For ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 13:11:00 GMT |
Not sure about this... |
Rossiter --[adjective]:Like in nature to a human dildo'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.comI'm on the fence about this one. For one thing, I'm not sure if it's more o...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 19:22:00 GMT |
I'm a funny fuck. Seriously. |
the Shock Jock (57% dark, 53% spontaneous, 68% vulgar) your humor style:VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARKYour sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is alsosinister, cynical, and vaguely...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 13:06:00 GMT |
I like to creep out southern belles. |
Subject: Re: Sold, ship now. Patrick Swayze Action Pack (3 Pk) / Movie [VHS Tape]Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2006 9:48 AMHello! Your Patrick Swayze VHS collection shipped today via standard shipping from Sa...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 13:48:00 GMT |
I, too, finished the sentences. |
My ex is... buried under the floorboards, stinking up my basement. Which is inconsiderate, frankly, because I'd like to use my pool table for once without being smothered by the aroma of decomposing o...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 13:59:00 GMT |
So I've been tagged... |
OK, so I've been asked to list SIX "WEIRD" THINGS ABOUT ME! Needless to say, this is exciting. And if you, too, have been tagged, it's just as needless to say that you should READ THIS BLOG!The deal: ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 19:24:00 GMT |
More bullshit for my amusement. |
What Famous Leader Are You?personality tests by similarminds.com
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 16:15:00 GMT |
This is accurate. |
You Should Be a Film Writer You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind. You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come t...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 17:05:00 GMT |
This is objectionable. |
You Are Dr. Pepper You're very unique and funky, yet you still have a bit of traditionalism to you. People who like you think they have great taste... and they usually do. Your best soda match: Root ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 16:47:00 GMT |
My friends call me Fozzy Bear, but... |
You Are Animal A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts. You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary. But you sure can beat a good drum. "Kill! Kill!" The Muppet...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 16:35:00 GMT |
