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~Ashly~

This Floor Tastes Funny

About Me

You should already know my name, age, sex and location since it is over there . I just started classes at JJC. I'm not employed bc I don't want a job right now and quite honestly don't need one for anything. I'm newly single and looking but I'm very picky about my men/women. Yes that is right I don't discriminate my partners by age, race, religion or gender. I'm borderline insane and the general population gets on my nerves. I have horrable road rage and sadist tendencies. I'm a bitch and a pain in the ass a good 90 percent of the time, but I cry at romantic movies and I'm not a cheater. I like to be a little abusive and I need a man that can take that. I've been told I am really low matinence. (and I'm really bad at spelling) I hate going out to fancy resturants and I don't really like to get nice gifts. Mcdonalds and a movie complete with popcorn is good enough for me. I'm a virgin so if you're looking for sex, you're in the wrong place. If you're just a person looking to be friends, I'm pretty tolerent of other lifestyles and such so as long as you're the same then we'll probably get along. So that's the nut shell version, if I haven't turned you off yet go ahead and IM me, as long as you tell me this is where you got my screen name I promise to be nice to you... until you do something to piss me off : )IMPORTANT INFO IF YOU PLAN ON SENDING ME A MESSAGE- I hardly ever reply back to them. If you want to talk to me IM me. And don't send me a message just to ask to add me. Just send a request and I'll add you. BUT I love to use the delete button so if I add you and then you never bother to talk to me. You will be deleted. : ) JOIN MY MESSAGE BOARD!!!!RANDOMLAND
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My Interests

Writting, Slash, Blogging, Postwhoring, Shinney things, Fast Food, Comfy pj's, Fuzzy socks, BoyLove, Russia, World Domination, Flip Flops,

I'd like to meet:

You can IM me on Yahoo- Ashly32687 ; MSN- [email protected] ; or AIM- Ashly32687 ; but tell me you got it here or I'll probably be mean to you.

Music:

Nsync; Linkin Park; Anything pretty much that isn't Rap or Death Metal.

Movies:

If it has hot boys in it I'm there. I prefer horror usually. Legends of the Fall; Troy; Interview with the Vampire; Saw 1,2 and 3; Pirates of the Carribean 1 and 2; The Notebook; The Departed; Brokeback Mountin (bc I love gay boys); Four Brothers; Fight Club; The Brothers Grimm;

Television:

Prison Break; Brothers & Sisters; LasyTown; Aqua Teen Hunger Force; Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends; American Idol; Dancing with the Stars;

Books:

Holes; Timeline; The Lovely Bones;

Heroes:

Me

My Blog

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

I AM OLD NOW!!! Thank you a bunch to everyone that wished me a happy b-day. To those of you that didn't... you suck. So what did I do on this glorious day of my birth? I woke up at 5 so that I could...
Posted by ~Ashly~ on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:38:00 PST

Retro Profile

I tried to post a blog a minute ago but myspace blew up and it died. I'm not going to type it again but here was the jist. My Profile is pretty. Contact table still needed. Spring Break. YAY!! Break...
Posted by ~Ashly~ on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 12:02:00 PST

Fuzzy Socks

They make me happy, I'm not sure why but they do. I have to go back to class in about an hour. This makes me not happy. I realize I haven't been here to update in like 3 weeks. I've been updating al...
Posted by ~Ashly~ on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:35:00 PST

Cake

I love cake. I have this most amazing white cake with red jello inside it and a coolwhip frosting. It is so fantastical that I needed to share it with you. It was my Valentine's present. I also got ...
Posted by ~Ashly~ on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 06:50:00 PST

Please come join my message board

Hey Guys, As I've been announcing for the past coupl of months I've, with the help of some friends of mine, started a message board. It's been going kind of slow as it got all the kinks out but now ...
Posted by ~Ashly~ on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 06:22:00 PST

Where in the hell have I been???

School, that's where. I thought having four off days would leave me more time to myself but so far it hasn't turned out that way. Almost every off day I'm either off doing something productive or it g...
Posted by ~Ashly~ on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:10:00 PST

SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!

You wanna know something that really pisses me off? When I go more then out of my way to help people and they still act like asses to me. More then that I am beyond sick of having the same fight over...
Posted by ~Ashly~ on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 07:03:00 PST

My Profile Exploded

As you probably already noticed my profile is a big mess. I got the urge to make my profile pretty but it ended up taking more time then I wanted it to so I quit. I'll come back and do it again someti...
Posted by ~Ashly~ on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:07:00 PST

The Calm Before the Storm

So I'm sitting here, enjoying the moment of nothingness. I had a little xmas gathering last night but it wasn't much, just family sitting around takling and a handful of presents exchanged. No Kids. ...
Posted by ~Ashly~ on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 12:34:00 PST

Boredum

I'm bored. I should be doing my soc homework due by Friday. I should also be working on my xmas presnets. I could be cleaning up the house a bit. I could be getting ready for class tonight. The t...
Posted by ~Ashly~ on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:49:00 PST