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Cardinal North

My name is Inigo Montoya....

About Me

Reasonably upright hominid. Known to drag knuckles only occasionally. Likes: loinclothes, going clubbing (the large, knobby, wooden kind), long walks in the cave, and fire. Dislikes: dinosaurs, ice ages, and time-travelling, nazis monkeys (long story, dagnabbit).
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My Interests

Travelling, reading, running, movies (both theater and dvd), relaxing, outdoors activities
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I'd like to meet:

Sir Francis Drake, Gustav Adolphus, Jane Goodall, the Nesquick Bunny, those two girls that offered me a three way and i turned them down becuase i've SOOO changed my mind, Thor, the first girl i ever had sex with because i've gotten SOOO much better and whoever else happens to come along that interests me
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Name: Josh
Birthday: 03 Apr 72
Birthplace: Alabama
Current Location: Iraq
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown, but it's been shaved for the last decade
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Don't believe in it. My life starts and ends with me
The Shoes You Wore Today: Yours, and i have to tell you. after walking a mile in them...you really could use some arch support
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Fear itself
Your Perfect Pizza: Lots of cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Love, the way it's supposed to be
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL, that's why i go with the short, sharp "Ha"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Is that possible?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Usually a few hours before I actually end up going to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: Root beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: Popeyes Chicken
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Homemade Southern Sweet Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot chocolate
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: No
Do you Shower Daily: Average about two a day
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: After two B.S.'s, I don't see it happening again
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: very very rarely
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: More a health wannabee. Try for the excercise half but the diet part is a bit ruined by my general distrust of vegetables
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: ha, that joke is just too easy
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no....referrence the above location now
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: ha. what?...no
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A kid
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Average to tall
Weight: slim to average
Best Clothing Style: something that reflects her personality
Number of Drugs I have taken: illegal? none
Number of CDs I own: who knows
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: one, a compass on my chest
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ha, far more than i want to reflect on

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Music:

In no particular order: Me first and the gimme gimmes, Agent 51, Steve Earle, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Shawn Colvin, Rage Against the Machine, Flogging Molly, Van Morrison, the Toadies, the Donnas, Beastie Boys, Guy ClarkCOWBOY JUNKIES

Movies:

Jeremiah Johnson, Bite the bullet, Saving Private Ryan, Super Troopers, Blackhawk Down, the Big Blue, Grosse Point Blank, 40 Year Old Virgin, Man on Fire, Garden State, The Big Lebowski, Dodgeball, Groundhog Day, The Princess Bride, Lord of the Rings Triology, Last of the Mohicans, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Talladega Nights, Wedding Crashers
You scored as Good Luck Bear. You are Good Luck Bear. Need I say more... luck follows you where ever you go.

Do-Your-Best Bear


92%

Bedtime Bear


92%

Grumpy Bear


92%

Good Luck Bear


92%

Tenderheart Bear


92%

Wish Bear


75%

Champ Bear


67%

Friend Bear


67%

Share Bear


58%

Love-a-lot Bear


58%

Laugh-a-lot


50%

Funshine Bear


50%

Cheer Bear


50%

Harmony Bear


42%
Wich Care Bear Are You? (very long for accuracy)
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Television:

Sportscenter, Buffy, the Vampire Slayer, Chappelle Show, Daily Show/Jon Stewart, Colbert Report, The Office