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Lauren Hussein Buchman

I am here for Friends

About Me

Well if that's how it is, then that's how it is and I guess I'll just have to put you back in that box labeled "wonderful people"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who have a sense of style, walk with grace, like to drink, have inventive things to say, don't take themselves too seriously, have open hearts and minds, and who don't fart around me.

My Blog

Things that make me want to punch myself in the face

1) Restoration Hardware: They have a good color palette, I have pillow shams from there (a giftcard bought them), but seriously people! It's boring! AND, bedding is going to be slept upon, drooled upo...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:34:00 GMT

On the road to better

Thought you folks would be really happy to hear that yesterday, Carly was released from the hospital for her last chemo session. She's feeling the afteraffects, and we still have to be concerned about...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 00:49:00 GMT

Cigarettes

When I was hired to work as a barista in Sienna, Italy, I was told to bring pens, 20 euros in cash for change, and a lighter. The lighter was not for me, but to light customers' cigarettes. A year lat...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:17:00 GMT

Dreams

I keep having a recurring dream: Carly is about to die, and to save her life, the doctors have to cut off her leg. Before they cut her leg off, I'm screaming for them to do it faster, to save her...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:54:00 GMT

Back again

Carly's back for more chemo. I'm surprised at how difficult this session is emotionally. It's almost humdrum since we've been through it several times now, but it also feels like that point they talk ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:54:00 GMT

Well, he’s half

D: "Obama's a Muslim" L: "Um, no he's not" D: "Well, he's half!" People are fucking retarded sometimes. I wish they weren't.
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:12:00 GMT

Carly Update

Some of you might have heard that Carly wasn't doing very well lately. I've got an update for you: The biopsy she had last week came back clean. This means that with any luck, she'll still only have 2...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:43:00 GMT

Summertiiiiiiiiiiiime, and the livin’ is easy

It's officially here: summer, issued in with a heat wave, ice tea, bbqs, and drive-in movies. Bike rides, sparklers, jelly shoes and pool parties. Why don't we live in a place where this could be arou...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:29:00 GMT

So cool

So so so so cool. I can't wait until they are on the market! http://surface.com/
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:48:00 GMT

Please excuse me while I go off

Boys and Girls, it's time to call you out a bit. What, in God's name, happens to seemingly nice people when they break up with someone? Why do they have to turn into cowards, or cold hearted assholes?...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 09:05:00 GMT