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What is their name? Lindsey Ann Dusenbury
What pet name do you like to call them? biddie a.k.a my smut a.k.a my bitch a.k.a my slut bucket
How long have you been together? a couple of days
How did you meet? a random ass trip to the movies
What do you like the most about them? EVERYTHING. but if i had to say i would say her smile, personality, and her nice ass
What do you like the least about them? she..'s flawless
What is the best thing they have ever done for you? just puttin up with my bullshit
Have they met your parents yet? yea.. a couple times
What would you kids look like if you had kids? sexy ass fuck and atheletic as hell
What is the worst argument you have had? never had an arguement and never will
Do you still kiss a lot? man..we both got sexy ass lips. we got to
Who asked who out? the guy always ask the lady out
Do you think you will get married? yea..she..'s the one. can..'t picture being with any one else
Can you see yourself growing old with them? yea.. but we..'ll always be young at heart
What is the one thing you would like to change about them? not a motherfuckin thing
What do you think they would like to change about you? nothing
What is the first gift they ever bought you? she buys me happiness everytime i see her. that shit is free so she didn..'t really buy it.
Do you have a favorite song together? Show Me by John Legend
Which famous person do you think they look like the most? Lindsey Dusenbury. that gurl famous as hell
Would you say the two of you are a good match? man she my Bonnie and i..'m her Clyde
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First Name: Lorenzo
Middle Name: Kelly
Birthday: October 27... scorpios are da true freaks
Eyes: brown
Hair: black..like Phelica
Fav color: blue
Day/Night: if i close my eyes they look da same
Fave Food: anything spicy...i'll put hot sauce on anything
FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you ever wish you had another name? wtf...LORENZO....dat name is world famous
Do you like anyone? yea..my white biddie Maria
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? my best friend Dorian
Who's the loudest? Dorian
Who have you known the longest of your friends? Dorian
Who's the shyest: so many...Chelz and Franny
Are you close to any family members? my mom...duh?
When you cried the most: i haven't cried since we was at Anna's house and me Anna, Lindz, and Chelz saw CLICK w/ Adam Sandler. we all cried. by i was da biggest one tho.
What's the best feeling in the world: gettin head, bein da best at something, chillin with my oreos
Worst Feeling: FALIURE
FINISH EACH SENTENCE:
Let's walk on the: SAND
Let's run through: THE AFRICAN JUNGLE
Let's look at the: PHELICA AND CHELZ STARE AT DEZMAN'S MYSPACE PICS
What a nice: LIGHT SKIN FEMALE
Where did all the: PIZZA GO
Why can't you: BE COOL LIKE ME
Silly, little: NI99ER..YOU PICK COTTON IN THE COTTON FIELD.
Tell me: YOUR FANTASIES, THEN I'LL TELL YOU MINE.
HAVE YOU:
Ran away from home: YEA..MY MOM BEAT ME WITH A TENNIS RAQUET. BLACK MOMS RULE!!!
Pictured your crush naked: HAHAHA...I EVENTUALLY SAW HER NAKED.
Skipped school: no
Broken someone's heart: I TRY NOT 2. BUT SHIT HAPPENS.
Been in love: I LOVE NO FEMALE WHO IS NOT MY MOTHER.
Cried when someone died: NO. IT'S JUST SOMETHING I WONDER WHY I HAVEN'T DONE YET.
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: NO...IF A FEMALE GETS TO KNO ME..THEN SHE'LL LOVE 2 B AROUND ME. I LOVE TO MAKE A FEMALE LAUGH.
Done something embarrassing: WENT SKINNY DIPPIN IN ANNA'S POOL. IT WASN'T EMBARRASING. I'M PROUD OF MY BODY. BUT IT WAS COLD THAT NIGHT.
Done a drug: VITAMINS....
Cried in school: I BITCHED ABOUT SMASHIN MY RIGHT INDEX FINGER IN DA WEIGHT ROOM BACK AT CARTERET HIGH.
RANDOM
Your Good Luck Charm: I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOOD OR BAD LUCK. I BELIEVE IN GOD.
Person You Hate Most: DA KLAN..BUT I DON'T HATE NOBODY.
Best Thing That Has Happened: GOIN 2 COLLEGE
Ice Cream: CHOCALATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH
WHO Makes you laugh the most: ANGIE, LINDZ, PHELICA, MOMMY, MYSELF
Makes you smile: ANGIE, LINDZ, CHELZ, LIGHT SKIN WOMEN
Has A Crush On You: STEPHANY @ TOLEDO. I THINK SHE LIKE ME. ALONG WITH A FEW OTHER GURLS. BUT IDK THEIR NAMES.
Do You Have A Crush On Someone: KEISHA WAS MY FIRST AND LAST CRUSH. I'M NOT HAVIN NO MORE. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO GO THRU THAT AGAIN.
HAVE YOU EVER
Fallen for your best friend?: ANGIE...I TOUGHT I LIKED HER...BUT I LIKE THE IDEA OF HER. THATS WHY SHES MY BEST FRIEND..MY SISTERE..BLOOD COULDN'T MAKE US ANY CLOSER.
Made out with JUST a friend?: ALL DA TIME..BUT I NEVER TRY 2. NOT MY BORO CLIQUE THO. THOSE BIDDIES ARE LIKE MY SISTERS. YAL KNO WHO YAL ARE.
Kissed two people in the same day?: MY HIGH SCORE IS 4...
Had sex with two different people in the same day?: WHOA...ONE DAY....SIKE NAH..I GOT HEAD FROM 2 DIFFERENT GURLS IN DA SAME DAY.
Been rejected: . IT HAPPENS TO BEST OF 'EM.
Been in love?: HELL NO..I ONLY LOVE MY MOMMY
Been used?: I HOPE SO..I MEAN YEA..BY BRITNEY.
Done something you regret?: NOT GETTIN BETTER GRADES MY FRESHMAN YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL
Cheated on someone?: I NEVER HAD...I WILL LEARN ONE DAY
Been called a tease: YES..YES...AND YES
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You touched?: MY NI99A STEVE WHEN I DAPPED HIM
You talked to on the phone?: MY HOMIE LEAH..SHE AN SEXY ASS JAMICAN.
You hugged?: BRITNEY..WE WAS EATIN ICE-CREAM AND WATCHIN WWE 2GETHER
You instant messaged?: PHELICA
You kissed?: BRITNEY
You yelled at?: MY ALARM CLOCK...O..A PERSON...I DON'T YELL OR ARGUE.
Who text messaged you?: MY MOM
Who broke your heart?: KEISHA...BUT I WASN'T IN LOVE..JUST DISAPPONITED THAT IT LASTED 2 WEEKS. WOW...HIGH SCHOOL WAS FUN.
Who told you they loved you?: SO MANY...UMM...I'LL JUST SAY MY MOM.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: WE DON'T GOT ALL DAY

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1982-2007

HOW IS YOUR SEX
DO You Remeber your First Time YEA...I WAS 15.
CONDOMS or Natural I'M NOT INTO DOIN SHIT RAW...IT'S 2 MANY DIRTY ASS FEMALES.
TROJAN OR Lifestyle COndoms? AS LONG AS THE SHIT NOT TIGHT.
Favorite Place To Have Sex In the House? ALWAYS WANTED 2 TRY DA SHOWER.
Would You do it in the CAR IF SHE FEELIN IT.
Have you ever Been Caught by your parents BY HER PARENTS....
How Many times can you Have sex In a day DEPENDS...IF I ATE MY WEATTIES.
What do you call Sex HAVIN FUN W/ A COOL AS FEMALE.
Are you Good At having Sex or are you Avoided by Your Partner ASK 'EM.
Whats the Best position to Have Sex? BACK SHOTS.
Whats your Favorite position? DOGGIE STYLE.
When do You plan to Have Sex IT'S ALWAYS UP 2 DA FEMALE.
would you have sex in the outdoors I DID ALREADY...THERE'S A FUNNY STORY BEHIND DAT.
Do you Pay for sex NO. CHELZ AND ANNA R MY HO'S. I PUT THEM ON DA CORNER SO THEY CAN MAKE ME MY MONEY. BUT I STILL LUB THEM 2 DEATH.
Do you enjoy sex YES...I HAVE A LOT OF FUN. I BECOME VERY CREATIVE.
Would you do it in the shower I ALWAYS WANTED 2.......ONE DAY I WILL.
First thought After SEX LETS DO IT AGAIN...SIKE NA....I ALWAYS ASK U HAD FUN...IDK Y...
Do like to Be on the top or Bottom SWITCH IT UP...DOSN'T MATTER. HOWEVER SHE FEEL DA MOST COMFORTABLE.
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A SEX PARTNER
HEIGHT? LONGS I'M TALLER...I'M 6 FOOT 1...SO ANY FEMALE SHORTER THAN THAT.
BIG OR SMALL (LADIES ANSWER) N/A
NICE FACE OR NICE BODY? BOTH...CAN'T HAVE ONE W/O THE OTHER.
Lover or a Freind THEY'RE BOTH IN MY CASE.

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