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Gen. Buck Turgidson

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About Me

I like to hang out and discuss things, be it politics, religion. However, lately i find myself studying too much to do anything else.... damn societal pressures to achieve 'socially acceptable' goals....
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joshua Taylor Ohland
Birthday: 9/23/87
Birthplace: Sacramento, CA
Current Location: Flagstaff, AZ
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left Handed, the unique way
Your Heritage: Native American, German, Italian, and Okie
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown DC's, Black and red DC's and shower shoes
Your Weakness: emotions
Your Fears: spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: double pepperoni and sausage with ranch sauce on the side
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finish my book!!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: i can sleep for another twenty minutes right? RIGHT!?!
Your Best Physical Feature: ummm.... my smile
Your Bedtime: whenever i feel like it
Your Most Missed Memory: thats a badly phrased question
Pepsi or Coke: coke, DIET coke more specifically
MacDonalds or Burger King: Gotta go with Ronald on this one
Single or Group Dates: Single, group dates take away from getting to know the person
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: if i drink tea, its real tea not that crap
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mocha
Do you Smoke: no, no i do not. not anymore
Do you Swear: alot
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left Handed, the unique way
Your Heritage: Native American, German, Italian, and Okie
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown DC's, Black and red DC's and shower shoes
Your Weakness: emotions
Your Fears: spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: double pepperoni and sausage with ranch sauce on the side
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Write a couple songs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: i can sleep for another twenty minutes right? RIGHT!?!
Your Best Physical Feature: ummm.... my smile
Your Bedtime: whenever i feel like it
Your Most Missed Memory: thats a badly phrased question
Pepsi or Coke: coke, DIET coke more specifically
MacDonalds or Burger King: Gotta go with Ronald on this one
Single or Group Dates: Single, group dates take away from getting to know the person
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: if i drink tea, its real tea not that crap
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mocha
Do you Smoke: unfortunately, although i'm slowly quiting as we speak
Do you Swear: alot
Your Most Missed Memory: thats a badly phrased question
Pepsi or Coke: coke, DIET coke more specifically
MacDonalds or Burger King: Gotta go with Ronald on this one
Single or Group Dates: Single, group dates take away from getting to know the person
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: if i drink tea, its real tea not that crap
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mocha
Do you Smoke: unfortunately, although i'm slowly quiting as we speak
Do you Swear: alot
Do you Sing: only when i play my guitar
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: i thought so once, but that turned out to be a false alarm
Do you want to go to College: i'm in college
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: haha, without making a cocky statement yes, yes i do
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: a little
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: freakishly well
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh ya
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, rhythm.... been thinking about buying a Bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no, just tylenol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: unfortunately not
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i still dont know where the mall is here
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but they do sound good with milk
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, the only sushi i ever liked were the california rolls at Pick-up-stix, especially when neddy made them in the back and put extra stuff in them
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: one word.....FLAGSTAFF!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: oh yes
Ever been called a Tease: meh-beh
Ever been Beaten up: nope, done the beating though
Ever Shoplifted: i would call it more of reparations
How do you want to Die: sleeping or having sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Bio-chemist
What country would you most like to Visit: I want to go back to Switzerland and Austria
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green or blue
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: i'm on a short hair kick right now, but usually long straight hair
Height: doesnt matter
Weight: doesnt matter as long as they are fun
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: I plead the fifth
Number of CDs I own: probably forty
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: there are many
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You Are The Moon
You represent the unconscious side of life, what happens in dreams.
You are capable of great genius - but also of great madness.
Emotions tend to be primal for you, both your fears and your fantasies.
Your intuition is always right, listening to it is the difficult part.
Your fortune:
You are about to embark on a very important journey - and a very difficult one.
Some of your deepest dreams will be realized, as well as some of your deepest nightmares.
Follow your creativity and visions; stay away from your weaknesses.
You are taking a voyage to the center of yourself, and you may be pleasantly surprised by what you discover. What Tarot Card Are You?

My Interests

reading, writing, playing Guitar, watching the news, debating, watching TV
Your Kissing Purity Score: 40% Pure
You're not one to kiss and tell...

But word is, you kiss pretty well. Kissing Purity Test

I'd like to meet:

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Your Love Life Secrets Are
Looking back on your life, you will only have one true love.

You've been deeply wounded in the past, and you're still recovering from that hurt.

You expect a lot from your lover - you want the full package. You tend to be very picky.

In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm.

A break-up usually comes as a shock to you. You always think things are going well. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.
And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.
You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.
It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is. What Is Your Seduction Style?

Music:

What can i say, i'm into emo.....but i'm not an emo kid, emo kids are pansy ass bitches
You Are an Emo Rocker!
Expressive and deep, lyrics are really your thing.
That doesn't mean you don't rock out...
You just rock out with meaning.
For you, rock is more about connecting than grandstanding. What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Movies:

SAW, SAWII, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Dr. Strangelove orhow i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb, GOONIES, Sideways, Super Troopers, More to come
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.

Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Television:

Lost, The West Wing, House, ER, Friends re-runs, Seinfeld Re-runs, The Daily Show, The COlbert Report, The O'Reilly factor (that mofo is hilarious), Grey's Anatomy, Survivor, Big Brother

Books:

Anything By Paulo Coelho, or Robert Doherty, Clockwork Orange, 1984, Brave New World, The Animal Farm

Heroes:

RONALD REAGAN!!! he is homie and i'm gonna buy him a drink when i meet him in hell.....My Mom, Dad, Sister, Grandma Mary,......Robin Williams, Wilt Chamberlin, Superman,Stanley Kubrik