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Dave

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About Me

i own my own seafood store. i've been working there with my uncle for 14 years. we always make cool specials like "lobster tails for 39 cents a pound." i love riding around on my bicycle. it has really neat tires that are BLUE. i have 17 cats that are all named Ralphie. they love eating tuna and catfish (i always steal tons of food from the seafood shop.) every thursday night at 6:00 i go to my local community center for karate classes. currently i'm a yellow belt and i can kick and chop some serious ass. i don't like it when people say, "you are a very stupid idiot." it always hurts my feelings. i love bows and arrows. once i shot an apple off Ralphie's head. i have it on video. i just got a brand new Sidekick and it totally rules. i'm always typing awesome messages to people then talking on the phone then taking pictures of stuff that's near me. it totally rocks staying in touch with other humans.
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I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet other people that love jogging. if i didn't have jogging in my life i'd kill myself. (that last sentence is not a joke. one time i stubbed my toe and the doctor told me i couldn't jog for a couple of a days, and then an hour later my gramma found me hanging by my neck from the rafters in the garage.) i also want to meet people that enjoy decorating cakes and other decoratable desserts. i've got a very steady hand with a cone shaped bag of icing. i also want to meet people that have abnormally large heads. it always makes me laugh when i hang out with a fat head. if you like smashing rotten fruit with your bare fists i also want to meet you.

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