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About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 I read a book that said if you can make all your todays great, then all your yesterdays will be wonderful. That's how I try to live. I love to travel. I work about 6 days a week. Five at a law office where I am a file clerk and lawyer's assistant, and one or so days valet parking with my fabulous multi-racial crew at Playboy Mansion West. But it's all just a step in the plan. I've lived in Palm Springs, New York, London and Los Angeles.....Your results:
You are Inara Serra (Companion) Inara Serra (Companion) 75% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 75% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 70% Wash (Ship Pilot) 55% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 55% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 55% Alliance 50% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 45% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 45% River (Stowaway) 45% A Reaver (Cannibal) 25% More than just a high paid escort.
A companion is well educated,
sophisticated and knows well
how to comfort others.
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My Interests

Midget tossing, rodeo clowns, piano, guitar, doing interesting things with interesting people.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who feels they have something important to say.

Music:

Ben Folds, Radiohead, G-Love & Special Sauce, Counting Crows, Tribe Called Quest, Alice in Chains, Alchemist, Aphex Twin, Beastie Boys, Ben Folds, Bjork, Rufus Wainwright, , Cat Stevens Coldplay Counting Crows, Cypress Hill, Dead Kennedys, Depeche Mode, J. Mascis, DJ Shadow, Filter, Foo Fighters, Weezer, Helmet, Hieroglyphics, Keane, Lords of Acid, The Mars Volta, Mighty Mighty Bosstones (pre-Clueless), Mobb Deep, Moby, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Ben Folds, Pearl Jam, Portishead, Primus, Pyromaniacs, R.E.M., Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Silent Order (i'm helping you endorse, Salisbury), Smashing Pumpkins, Smoking Popes, Snoop, Soul Coughing, Soundgarden, Stevie Wonder, Tears for Fears, Tom Petty, Tricky, Veruca Salt, Wyclef Jean, Ben Folds, Jim's Big Ego, The 88..........

Movies:

80's flicks, anything with zombies eating peoples brains, Kubrick is God, Spielberg is great but preachy, horror movies from the late 70's to the late 80's. I think I like most genres and types, I'm just picky about which films I truely like.

Television:

X-Files, The Office, The Daily Show, South Park, Mr. Show, Kids in the Hall, Fox News is funny, Scrubs, Family Guy, Married with Children, Cheers, Taxi, E.R. from time to time, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Forensic Files.

Books:

Anything Michael Crichton, The Alchemist, Autobiography of a Yogi, The DiVinci Code, Harry Potter, How to Stop Worrying and Start Living, Complete works of Bill Shakespeare (screw you I have to read the whole thing!), Chuck Palahniuk, Gerald Posner, Hunter Thompson, Christopher Moore(READ BLOODSUCKING FIENDS: A LOVE STORY)

Heroes:

My dad, my mother for saving me from drowning, Gary Oldman, Paramahansa Yogananda is getting there, old and especially the new friends who have stuck by my side, make me feel incredible, understand where I come from and what I need in my life right now.

My Blog

Funnist Onion Article I’ve seen in a long time...

First Orgy After Brian's Death Very Solemn FAIRFIELD, CALacking the exuberance, spontaneity, and airborne bodily fluids of previous all-night fuckfests, the first orgy since the passing of group-sex ...
Posted by Gergalicious on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 02:06:00 PST

To All My Friends...

Over the past year, I have been enrolled in UCLA's Paralegal Program. In that year I had to make many sacrifices in order to keep on top of my studies. Essentially, I was getting a crash course in law...
Posted by Gergalicious on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:41:00 PST

Dude, wait...WHAT?

IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED IN IMMIGRATION ISSUES, PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE. I'LL UH...COMMENT IT AFTER. MIAMI, Florida (CNN) -- For 11 years, Pedro Zapeta, an illegal immigrant from Guatemala, lived his ...
Posted by Gergalicious on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 07:16:00 PST

A New Approach...

This is a comment I left on another blog from a myspace site that calls itself "Prayer Fighters for Christ." I have come off as angry and quite pissed off at most major religions, mainly Christianity....
Posted by Gergalicious on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:31:00 PST

Just Off Turner playing at Tangier...

Hey ya'll! I wanted to pass along this blog that my good friend Phil wrote about his band, Just Off Turner. I have been going to their shows for a while now and they are too good to pass up....
Posted by Gergalicious on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:09:00 PST

The WORST and FUNNIEST thing EVER...

Please check this out. I laughed so hard I had to change my shorts... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU ...
Posted by Gergalicious on Fri, 04 May 2007 02:13:00 PST

Bombing in Afghanistan...

Apparently there was a bombing at the base that Cheney was visiting....Fuck.Just missed him. Better luck next time boys.
Posted by Gergalicious on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 01:00:00 PST

"...next, on a new and tragic episode of 10822..."

It's a unique experience to walk outside your apartment and see a cororner van...let me tell you. I spent all of yesterday at home sick with sinus problems and at midnight I opened my door to see...
Posted by Gergalicious on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 05:25:00 PST

I'll never learn...

So some of you may be aware that about a month and a half ago I left my wallet on the roof of my car at the gas station and drove away. Two weeks later I left my awesome new sketchers on the same roof...
Posted by Gergalicious on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:52:00 PST

Tool at Staples...

Easily one of the best concerts I've ever been to. Tool is not a metal band, they are not some group of guys who scream into a mic all night and play decent versions of the songs you buy on CD. They a...
Posted by Gergalicious on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 03:09:00 PST