In The Jungle |
Three ecologists are exploring deep in the jungle searching for new plant life when they are captured by a tribe of cannibals. They are taken back to the village to be tried by the chief. The chief st...
Posted by Tommy on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 04:32:00 PST |
Tennis Elbow |
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money, " Mike replies....
Posted by Tommy on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 04:26:00 PST |
Caught by Cannibals |
A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now we've caught you and we're going to kill you. We will put you in a p...
Posted by Tommy on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 04:22:00 PST |
Fish Store |
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.The kid said, "I caught them at ...
Posted by Tommy on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 04:18:00 PST |
MEN LAWS |
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jolie ...
Posted by Tommy on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 05:59:00 PST |
Dinner |
A concerned husband went to the doctor to talk about his wife.He said to the doctor, "I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things.""Well," the...
Posted by Tommy on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 05:53:00 PST |
