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About Me

I'm fucking awesome! *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***"If I hadn't made me. I would have been made somehow. If I hadn't assembled myself. I'd have fallen apart by now. If I hadn't made me. I'd be more inclined to bow. Powers that be, would have swallowed me up. But that's more than I can allow. If you let them make you. They'll make you paper mache. At a distance you're strong. Until the wind comes. Then you crumble and blow away. You should make amends with you. If only for better health. But if you really want to live. Why not try and make yourself?" -Incubus**************************************************** ******"The next real literary 'rebels' in this country might well emerge as some weird bunch of anti-rebels, born oglers who dare somehow to back away from ironic watching, who have the childish gall actually to endorse and instantiate single-entendre principles. Who treat of plain old untrendy human troubles and emotions in U.S. life with reverence and conviction. Who eschew self-consciousness and hip fatigue. These anti-rebels would be outdated, of course, before they even started. Dead on the page. Too sincere. Clearly repressed. Backward, quaint, naive, anachronistic. Maybe that'll be the point. Maybe that's why they'll be the next real rebels. Real rebels, as far as I can see, risk disapproval. The old postmodern insurgents risked the gasp and squeal:shock disgust, outrage, censorship, accusations of socialism, anarchism, nihilism. Today's risks are different. The new rebels might be artists willing to riskthe yawn, rolled eyes, the cool smile, the nudged ribs, the parody of gifted ironists, the 'Oh how banal.' To risk accusations of sentimentality, melodrama. Of overcredulity. Of softness. Of willingness to be suckered by a world of lurkers and starers who fear gaze and ridicule above imprisonment without law. " DFW

My Interests

... too many. How about what doesn't interest me; yoga, reading novels, people who have no sense of humor, planning, paperwork, close minded people who try and force their way of thinking down your throat, girls who think the world should bend over for them just because they are beautiful

I'd like to meet:

Jessica Alba and Natlie Portman preferably on deserted island with a never ending supply of booze.a

Music:

Red Hot Chili Peppers, Talib Qwali, Toadies, Jack Johnson, Led Zepplin, Sublime, Wu-Tang Clan, Dispatch, Smashing Pumpkins, Bee Gee's, Beastie Boys, Incubus. Local Austin Bands: Jesse Trophy, Engrave, Good in the Sack, Cruiser Weight

Movies:

Black Hawk Down, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Memento, Fight Club, Friday, Half Baked, Tommy Boy, Billy Madison, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jacks Playground, Pulp Fiction, Die Hard, Usual Suspects, Boon Dock Saints, Old School.............. this list will get too long so those are a couple of my favorites.

Television:

The SIMPSONS, Family Guy, South Park, 30 Days, Chappelle Show, and sometimes King of the Hill.

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson, Choke, Apathy and other small victories, SCAR TISSUE by Anthony Keidis (this book is fucking fantastic)

Heroes:

Bandit the Wonder Dog (RIP) , Matt Groening, My Mama, Dave Chappelle, Hef, and the evil monkey from family guy.

My Blog

What do you wanna be when you grow up?

Cause I don't have a fucking clue what I want to be. My current skills suggest that I am qualified to be either a drunk or a trust fund baby. I am currently a drunk and let me tell you it is...
Posted by Thiggy Inc. on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 03:43:00 PST

Josh vs. The Snake

I am currently battling a snake at my desk! No shit a little fucking snake is under my desk and I think it wants to bite me. Twice yesterday it came out while I had prospects at my desk and freaked th...
Posted by Thiggy Inc. on Mon, 08 May 2006 05:38:00 PST

Fuck you and your Spring Break

Yea that's right I said it fuck Spring Break! I use to worship Spring Break as the holyest of holidays. The beer bongs, keg stands and endless wet t-shirt contests were a crucial part of my survival f...
Posted by Thiggy Inc. on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 01:43:00 PST

GodSpace...

Why does everything we do have to involve religion and politics? Myspace is a place where you send messages to people you normally wouldn't keep in touch with, check out how hot everyone's friends are...
Posted by Thiggy Inc. on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 10:44:00 PST

My first time...

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the p...
Posted by Thiggy Inc. on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 01:18:00 PST

The Adventures of Lack of Sleep Man...

... I am like a fuckin superhero! I somehow am able to keep myself from having a single good night of sleep. On the few nights a month I don't get totally shit faced and stay out till 3am I ...
Posted by Thiggy Inc. on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 08:43:00 PST

Lost My Cell Phone!

I have no idea where the fuck my phone is. I lost it several nights ago... maybe 5...or 6 I'm not really sure. If you come across a dark blue sanyo phone with a screen saver of Homer Simpson let me kn...
Posted by Thiggy Inc. on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 02:20:00 PST

New Years Sucked!

....if it's any indication of the year to come I think I'll try and sleep alot this year.
Posted by Thiggy Inc. on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 07:05:00 PST

I'm tired of being sick...

I'M TIRED OF COUGHING, COMMERCIALS THAT SUCK, BARS THAT DON'T HAVE DRINK SPECIALS, GAS BEING SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE, HAVING TO GET UP AND GO TO WORK, NOT GETTING LAID, LOOKING LIKE A FOOL IN EVERY PICTU...
Posted by Thiggy Inc. on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 10:29:00 PST

The worst pain is self inflicted...

... First off let me say "OUCH" thanks I needed to get that out. As I leasurely rolled over this morning I noticed that my alarm clock read 8:25am and I thought "gee my clock must be wrong." But then ...
Posted by Thiggy Inc. on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 07:53:00 PST