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James

chinese.japanese.dirtyknees.

About Me


I'm a tricky little thang.
I'm the most generous narcissist you'll probably ever meet, and the dumbest smart girl to boot.
Intellectually, I try to maintain a state of constant perfection and superiority. I was a hell of a medical student. I am a total grammar nazi, but over-use the words "fuck" and "like" like there is absolutely no fucking end.
I'm uncontrollably drawn to the ocean and most things aquatic, including lighthouses and my personal favorite: SAILORS.
Ex-Sailors count also, as long the uniform is accessable.
Anything unreasonably complicated easily turns me on. Aeronautics and infinity are beyond incredibly sexy.
My boys are the center of my own personal bubble and within it, I'm very content.
Love me or hate me - I'm unaffected. My life is perfect, even when it isn't.
I constantly crave adventure and am easily bored. This applies to people in every possible way.
Plus, I really like coffee. And Percocet.
Random Bits:
I will never stop loving pink hair. I am severely addicted to tattoos. I am not snobby - I am choosy. I suffer from perpetual ugly duckling syndrome.
I love driving for hours with no particular destination. I could live my life that way.

My Interests



Getting my ba.la.loons to stay up.

i:
♥ Pon & Zi
♥ the camera
♥ body art
♥ A N I M A L S
♥ Pugs
♥ bully breeds
♥ burlesque
♥ Chino's voice
♥ the New England Patriots
♥ the gym
♥ zombies
♥ winter from indoors
♥ literature
♥ pink hair
♥ imagining
♥ crass humor
♥ David Fincher movies
♥ laughing my head off
♥ old Hollywood
♥ silent film stars
♥ Jean Harlow
♥ jazz
♥ warm, rainy days
♥ coffee
♥ extreme diets
♥ Halloween
♥ New Orleans
♥ the smell of gasoline
♥ my punked out, rockaholic kids
♥ a well played violin
♥ intelligence
♥ Criss Angel
♥ Wkuk
♥ my lost angels
♥ the ocean
♥ Thai food and Mojitos
♥ lighthouses
♥ Sarah Silverman
♥ Baby Firefly
♥ myself
♥ astronomy
♥ Alexander DeLarge
♥ life
♥ children
♥ Asian culture
♥ Irish culture
♥ St.Pats Day

I'd like to meet:

Dexter Morgan. Master Shake. Bettie Page. Buttercup.

YOU. So do this

Music:

i: ♥ MUSIC!


Nothing means 'nothing'. They're telling you *something*.

Deftones. Team Sleep. Anything Maynard - Tool. APC. Puscifer. Tapeworm. Mindless Self Indulgence. Siouxsie. Death Cab for Cutie. Thavius Beck. Her Space Holiday. Korn. Flyleaf. Bitter: Sweet. Esthero. Amy Winehouse. Therapy? Misfits. Bumblebeez 81. Voyager One. Nouvelle Vague. Depeche Mode. Dave Gahan. Gabriel & Dresden. James Brown. Anything recorded in 1930. Jolie Holland. I have rekindled my romance with Rasputina -- The eerie biatch! The Cure. Pink Floyd. Chevelle. Incubus. Portishead. Taproot. Placebo. Taking Back Sunday. Kidney Thieves. Social Distortion. The Clash. Radiohead. CKY. Ministry. 1000 Homo DJs. Tiger Army. Hole. Babes in Toyland. Tori Amos. Leonard Cohen. The Crimea. My Chemical Romance. Thirty Seconds to Mars. Face to Face. Bjork. REFUSED. White Zombie. Rob Zombie. Manson. Etta James. Tricky. Hush. Skinny Puppy. Leatherstrip. Peter Murphy. Funeral for a Friend. Bury Your Fucking Dead. Blindside. Billie Holiday. Charlie Parker. Echo and the Bunnymen. David Bowie. The Used. Lords of Acid. Chainsuck. Joy Division. New Order. Duran Duran. Modest Mouse. Velvet Underground. Porcelain and the Tramps. Muse. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Brand New. MXPX. KMFDM. My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult. Katastrophy Wife. Shipping News. The Pixies. Love & Rockets. Ani DiFranco. Cold. Tim Skold. Head Automatica. System of a Down. Pitchshifter. Mr. Bungle. The Police. Massive Attack. August Burns Red. A Static Lullaby. Probot. Chemical Brothers. Tweaker. Pinback. The Unicorns. Lydia Lunch.
I hate Godsmack. I hate Creed. I hate country.

Movies:

House of 1000 Corpses. The Devil's Rejects. Fight Club. A Clockwork Orange. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Eyes Wide Shut. Factory Girl. The Sweetest Thing. The Devil Wears Prada. Employee of the Month. Tank Girl. Eternal Sunshine. Donnie Darko. Kill Bill. Welcome to the Dollhouse. The Convent. Vanilla Sky. Go. Sin City. Requiem for a Dream. Se7en. The Butterfly Effect. A Streetcar Named Desire. Army of Darkness.

Lilo and Stitch.
Dark humor girlie movies like Jawbreaker and Heathers. Evil Dead trilogy. The Ring. High Fidelity. Harold & Kumar. Stewie Griffin - The Untold Story. The Big Lebowski. Thirteen. Playing by Heart. Gia. Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Orange County. Leaving Las Vegas. Pirates of the Caribbean. Gross Pointe Blank. The People vs Larry Flynt. Stigmata. Private Parts. Baseketball. Anchorman. Wedding Crashers. Van Wilder. Old School. Bad Santa.

Television:

Dexter!
The Whitest Kids U' Know.
ATHF.
Family Guy.
(Adult Swim)
Rob & Big.

Books:

Hunter S Thompson.
A Clockwork Orange.
Fight Club.
Naked Lunch.
Electric Koolaid Acid Test.
Neverwhere.
Great Expectations.
Violin.
The Divine Comedy.
Books for Dummies.
Lost Souls.
The Masque of the Red Death.
Teeth.
Darkly Dreaming Dexter.

Heroes:

L.D.W.
J.A.W.
E.K.H.
P.D.A.
M.A.B.
D.Y.B.

My Blog

Buttercupdate

I received the call yesterday while I was shopping in Indy from Buttercup's foster mother.  Sadly, I missed the call because I was listening to one of the girls at Ulta give a tutorial on some br...
Posted by James on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 08:25:00 PST

Miss Piggy

Ohh Kermmyy, there's a bit of truth to it.  I *really* do look a little like Miss Piggy.To further this theory, there are still my eating habits for the past four days to consider.  I have f...
Posted by James on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 05:50:00 PST

Im going to be a mommy?

Today I found the sweetest and *purrtiest* Pit Bull girl up for adoption and currently in foster care.  I've sent emails and contact options galore and now am sitting with crossed fingers, hoping...
Posted by James on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:48:00 PST

Where to next?

1. DUBAI2. Phuket3. Turks & Caicos4. St. Bart's5. St. Croix6. Dublin7. Venice8. Tobago9. Ensenada10. Maui11. Waikiki12. Cape CodVote.  Vote now.  ...
Posted by James on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:16:00 PST

Going green.

I've said it over and over again.  I've tried to follow this sort of lifestyle as much as possile since I was 12 and sat through my first and last Faces of Death video.People who get off on abusi...
Posted by James on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:03:00 PST

home sweet home - with pictures

What a strange trip. I'm just too tired to recap it all for you. I ended up with something like 440 pictures. I had a mild panic attack on the flight to Orlando because I was feeling way too closed ...
Posted by James on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 05:44:00 PST

A Bitchy Blog by: Paddy O’Bitchy

I had plans for the day.  It's our last day home before we set sail, so to speak.  I needed to go buy a couple more pieces of luggage.  I needed take along items.. Like the plastic Zipl...
Posted by James on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:24:00 PST

beachity boo

**Atina's** Scavenger Hunt:Pictures in the hotel lobbyA palm tree leafA mint from the bedroom pillowA dolphin from the oceanSand & ShellsMickey Mouse EarsPictures of the stuffed animal she gives m...
Posted by James on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 06:54:00 PST

Democratic Baby Killers

If you don't already know my views on abortion, why are you starting here?  Go back and catch up.Is everyone familiar with the partial-birth abortion process?  Because few things I can think...
Posted by James on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:38:00 PST

Now what?

I repeatedly see advertisements on tv for nowwhat.com; People in semi-catastrophic situations with their hands in the air wondering just that.  Up until a few minutes ago I thought this was some ...
Posted by James on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:23:00 PST