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About Me

I AM DANIMAL
A complete lunatic, I'm operating on 100% animal instincts.
I thrive on uncontrolled energy, and I'm downright scary.
But I sure can beat a good drum.

I also like kitties.

Notice how many "alternative" people define their non-conformity by how readily they conform to an alternate standard? How they buy objects that articulate their rebellion for them? We live in an advertising culture where we are constantly told that the only thing that stands between our current state and wholeness is a particular commodity. It's the central lie of our culture, and the people who hate mainstream culture the most seem to cling to this lie the most intensely. It has become so ingrained in our culture that many teenagers DON'T EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE between consumption and expression. They are frustrated that consumption alienates them from their own feelings and desires, but they express that frustration by consuming more commodities. It's a vicious circle, perpetuated by marketing. Let it go. Quit trying to be cool.

My Interests

MOTAS
CHASM

Help Bush Fall

Click on the falling asshole!
Bash his face on bubbles!
Contort his body into extremely unhealthy and unnatural positions!

I'd like to meet:

I AM NOT HERE TO MEET PEOPLE, I AM HERE TO BATTLE!!!!

FEEL THE WRATH OF MY SHARP BEAK AND COMPUTER BRAIN!!!!

Danimal

is a Giant Squid that eats Rocks, kidnaps Blonde Women, and has a Sharp Beak and a Computer for a Brain.

Strength: 6 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 12

To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat Danimal, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Danimal using

Music:

Pretty much everything, except country made after 1984, musical theater, or anything that could be labeled as a "Soft Rock Hit of the 60's through the 90's" I especially like: Jazz Trance House Breaks Jungle/D&B Classic Rock Metal Hardcore/Punk/Industrial Funk Ska

Movies:

Time Bandits, The Matrix trilogy, Office Space, Fight Club, Big Trouble in Little China, Kill Bill 1&2, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Pi, American Movie, Tromeo & Juliet, and anything involving Shane and Seymour Butts.

My Blog

My wife does PASSION PARTIES (a shameless plug)

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Posted by Amoeba Man on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:57:00 PST

A letter from an angry soldier

This post was taken from Craigslist today. I didn't write it, but it pretty much sums up how I feel about the war in Iraq: Date: 2007-04-10, 1:00PM PDTI'm having the worst damn week of my whole damn l...
Posted by Amoeba Man on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:09:00 PST

Thrakkadoom, The Living Anger Engine

(This piece was acquired by El Jefferson, from a rag he encountered during his adventures with The Makai somewhere in the southeastern region of the United States. If you can get past the fact that Me...
Posted by Amoeba Man on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:51:00 PST

Please help this little boy!!!

I am a very sick boy little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. (Don't cry, Mommy!) Mommy is always sad, but she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was ...
Posted by Amoeba Man on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:49:00 PST

Gyroball

High Score so far: 751 ...
Posted by Amoeba Man on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:22:00 PST

Salvia Divinorum

These posts exist on Erowid.org, as trip reports on the Salvia Divinorum page. The first one was one of the scariest things I've ever read. I've since deleted the posts here and am pro...
Posted by Amoeba Man on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:41:00 PST

Cut The Mullet

Do something about your long, filthy hair. It looks like a rat's nest.Do something about your mullet!Get out the hair clippers, jerk! Cut the mulletCut the mulletCut the mulletCut the mullet Get the r...
Posted by Amoeba Man on Mon, 08 May 2006 08:19:00 PST

My friend Richard is fucking awesome.

This was so funny I had to wipe my ass after I read it. The answers to this lame survey are straight from the mind of my old dear friend Richard. I hope you enjoy it half as much as I did. 1. Are you...
Posted by Amoeba Man on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 09:54:00 PST