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About Me

well what can i say? my profile explains all that i am. im generally hyped up and full of energy. i like acting crazy and random. i love to fight people (i have'nt been beaten or defeated ever). i love chicks and my squad (no homo) i'm something like a boss within my circle and my resources are plentiful so screwing with me could be fatal. it's usually really hard to get me angry, but if i get to that point...well lets just not think about that. anyways, i'm a stand-up guy with a great sense of humor. i'm usually the funniest person you'll ever know. one key quote that has recently changed my way of life is: It is the internal struggles, when fought and won on their own, that yield the strongest rewards.If you care for others, then dispense with pity and sacrifice and recognize the value in letting them fight their own battles. And when they triumph, they will be even stronger for the victory. And thats just what it is. if you don't like my shit, then fuck you and your shit, man straight up. thats how i was taught, thats how i was brought up, and thats how i'm gon go down man for real. if you wanna know anything else about me hit me up through messages because in private, we will be mercifully free from the opinions of imbeciles and fools. ...::About Me::...<3
Full Name: Maurice Antoine Farmer
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Black
Height: About 5'10
Shoe Size: 13.5 (yea i kno thats big)
Ring Size: what??!! how should i know?
Heritage: black indian and a lil hispanic (most people dont know that tho)
Graduating Year: '06 baby!!! yea!!
Birthdate: 10/04/87
Zodiac Sign: libra (the best one)
...::Firsts::...<3
Concert: (Sigh) i was dragged to a kid rock concert some years back( i hated it)
Best Friend: Ish, Keith, Johnny, Davang
Crush: mixed girls
Pet: Dumb ass cat (i dont like my cat)
Sport: idk...hmmmm
...::Have You Ever::...<3
Sky Dived: hell to the no
Bungee Jumped: hell to the nizz o
Gone out of the Country: yup
Beaten Someone Up: hahaha just about everyday i beat someone up.
Gotten Beat Up: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! who do u take me for? i'm a BOSS! HELL NO!! HAHAHA
Killed an Animal: i always thought about it, sike naw
Swam in the Ocean: yup, good times
Broke the Law: hahaha as i mentioned before i'm a boss, i make my own laws.
Smoked: not cigaretts, thats dumb
Chewed Tobacco: fuck no
Drank: hell to the yes
Been Kissed: many times
Been In Love: once...
Dumped Someone: twice...
Been Dumped: maybe once
Broken Someone's heart: i regret it but yea
Had Your Heart Broken: yea once
Liked Someone Who Didn't Like You Back: everyone likes me
Broken A Bone: how maany times must i tell you i'm a BOSS!! bosses dont break bones....they fracture them.
Had Surgery: nope
Had an X-ray or MRI: uhh yup
Failed a Class: haha once
...::Favorites::...<3
Color: Red, Black, and White
Food: i like a ton of stuff
Drink: idk
Snack: munchies
Cereal: waffle crisp
Ice Cream: anything i can eat off a girl's body
Candy: hmmmm idk
Restaurant: i dont have one
Fast Food Place: i dont really like fast food, it's bad for u homie
Store: eb games
Animal: Chupacabra, Komodo Dragons, and Tigers
Quote: You gotta do what chu gotta do to get where u gotta get ya dig?
Sport To Play: i like to wrestle girls
Sport To Watch: none
Movie: check my profile
TV Show: see above
Type Of Music: see above the see above
Band: DIPSET DIPSET
Singer: idk
Song: Sunday Morning
...::This//Or//That::...<3
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
Vanilla or Chocolate: vanilla
Cake or Ice Cream: both
McDonalds or Burger King: mc d's
Love or Money: love
Music or TV: music
Cat or Dog: dog
Mom or Dad: dad
Truck or Car: car
Ocean or Lake: lake
Yahoo or Hotmail: hotmail...wait a minitue what??!!
Google or AJ: google
Light or Dark: dark
Country or City: city
Rain or Sunshine: sunshine
...::The Opposite Sex::...<3
First Thing You Notice: body
Personality or Looks: looks i can handle bad chicks
Hair Color: dark
Eye Color: something pretty
Short or Tall: not taller than me
Romanic or Spontaneous: both
Sense of Humor or Sweet: both
Hook up or Relationship: relationship i guess
...::Currently::...<3
Feeling: like a boss
Listening To: That Weezy
Wanna: get to know you
Doing Besides Typing: checkin the time
Thinking About: the hottest chick on my myspace
Wearing: g-string thong with rinestones...sike naw i'm wearing hott shit
In Love: nope but it wouldnt hurt to find some
Single: yupp
Best Friends: huh? Ish, Johnny, Keith, Davang
...::The Future::...<3
Career: Actor
Marriage: sure
Kids: yea i want a few
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BaSiC InFo
Name: Reese
Birthdate: 10/04/87
Birthplace: Atlantis
Current Location: Castle Doom
Eye Color: light brown
Hair Color: quantum black
Height: like 5'10
Weight: 4 tons of muscle
What's Your....
Zodiac Sign: Libra...the best
Ethnicity: idk
Body Type: sexy
Favorite Food: sasuage pizza
Favorite Drink: anything with strawberry
Baseball Team: uhhhhh........braves
(when) Bedtime: THE HUNTALORD NEVER SLEEPS.....HE WAITS
Favorite Color(s): red, black, white
Favorite Letter: R
Favorite Number: ten billion
Candy: eye candy
Favorite Animal: Siberian Tiger and the chupacabra
Favorite Messenger: ur mom
Screename: thehunterlord
Favorite Store: build-a-bear yay!!! sike naw
Most Missed Memory: that time me and Dr.Doom got in a fist fight...i won
Best Physical Feature: EVERYTHING!!!!! I'M IMMACULATE
Overused Phrase: Dr. Doom
First Thought Waking Up: who am i gonna drop kick today?
Goal for this year: ten billion drop kicks
Weakness: a deamonhouse kick with the force of ten billion exploding suns. and mushrooms
Fears: THE HUNTALORD FEARS NOTHING BUT THE HUNTALORD
Heritage: spartan
Longest Relationship: well this one time me and this camel.....
School's Name: Huntalord's School for Bosses...and chicks,hot chicks
Favorite TV Show: Reese gone wild
Have You Ever....
Drank: Thats how i got my powers
Smoked: hmmmmmm
Dyed Your Hair: yea invisible
Shoplifted: i stole an orphan once...
Tried To Do The Splits: (sigh) unfortunately....yea....it just healed....
Tried To Do A Backbend: (sigh) unfortunately....yea...i just healed
Tried To Do A Cartwheel: (sigh) unfortunately...yea...into i snake pit....i just healed
Tried To Do A Handstand: (sigh)...yea...but i fell in a bear's den....i only just healed
Tried To Act Perfect: HA!! everyone knows the HUNTALORD has no need to act.
Get A Detention Of Any Kind From Not Doin Anything: man i always do something wrong
Skinny Dipped: in lava...once....i just healed
Had Sex: HA! everyone knows the HUNTALORD has mastered straight sex.
Kissed/Huged An Opposite Sex: UHHHHH....YEAH! like everyday
Kissed/Huged The Same Sex As You: yea i hugged a male dolphin once
Been Dumped: HA! ...once
Done Drugs: define .....drugs lol sike naw
Had A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: i've had plenty of girlfriends
Ate Sushi: no i've never given oral sex to a female
Loved Someone: i loved before, the HUNTALORD has a heart
In A Guy/Gurl....
Fav Eye Color: rainbow
Fav Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: no amazons
Weight: no fat chicks allowed...and yall know who yall are....FATTY!!!
Looks Or Personality: THE HUNTALORD requires a perfect mix of both
Love or Money: money comes natural...love
Hot Or Cute: not just hot...FUCKIN HOTT
Drugs and/or Alcohol: naaa
Muscular or Really Skinny: um i hope neither
Sexy or Shmexy----> lmao!: not just sexy...FUCKIN SEXY
Random...: ??? HUH yea i guess
How Do You Want To Die?: in battle...after i killed everyone else...like a spartan
What country do you want to Visit: any country i can take over and rename...Doomland
Been to the Mall Lately: the mall come to me
Do you like Thunderstorms: i like to make love in them
Shower Daily: naw dawg like every full moon i shower what chu take me for some kinda dirty person??!!??
Do you Sing: yea y?
Want to go to College: HA! i'm already there....dummy
Current...
Clothes: Battle Armor
Shoes: hush puppies
Make-Up: ...uhhh yeeeeaaaa i dont do that
Hair Do: DOOM!!!!
Phone: THE HUNTALORD doesnt use phones he teleports
Phone Number: ask me
Location: in a crate next to a pig
Weather: raining money
Website(s): wikipedia.com....try it
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My time was somewhere around:
45 minutes and 17 seconds!

*Be Yourself*
*Be Yourself*
Full name: Maurice Farmer
age: 19
Birthdate & place: 10/04/87
*Let's get personal*
height: 5'9.5
weight: 150
shoe size: 11.5
pants size: large
zodiac sign: libra
eye color: light brown or hazel
hair color: jet black
piercings: 2
tatoos: none yet but i'ma get like 95 of them
Be TRUTHFUL
virgin or not: definately not *laughs to self*
do you think you are attractive: u tell me
do you think you are fat: i got fat muscles lol
do you have low or high self asteem: i dont know anymore
*Your habits*
bite ur nails: not unless their bothering me
smoke: ciggaretts are terrible for u. i dont smoke ciggs. ciggs suck.
drink*alchohol*: hell to the yea i drink, best times of my life.
drugs: weed is as far as i'll go
talk loudly: when i'm excited i do
nosey: i hate nosey people, all the information i want always gets to me anyway so there's no reason to be nosey.
*Randomness is Best*
missed memory: camping with ish and his brother
think about death: death thinks about me
miss an ex: sometimes i miss my asian sensation
wish you were someone else: yea Dr. Doom nigga
are you a dreamer: i just had a dream i was getting chased by people who wanna fight me. then i realized i'm a boss and turned around and killed them all.....with my bare hands lol
day dream: i used to.
night or day person: night
party alot: all the goddamn time
craziest thing you did: too many to name. seriously
are you loud or what: sometimes
do you crush on alot of people: yup
do you want to live some where else: yea in ny
*This/That*
chocolate/vanilla: vanilla
coke/pepi: coke
regular/diet: regular
aeropostale/ambercrombie & fitch: uhhh none i'm not white.
burgers or fries: burgers bitch
money/love: love, u cant buy love
black/white: black
nightday: i don't know
rain/sunshine: sunshine
sleep/stay up all night: stay up all night giggidy giggidy goo
play boy bunny/happy bunny: r u serious...playboy bunny!
Hot Topic/Spencers: fuck hot topic... spencers
pink/red: fuckin red duh?
friends/significant other: friends, people who choose the opposite are fake and traitors.
thongs/boy shorts: none, i free ball that bitch
boxers/briefs: boxers
sports car/truck: sports car, a mustang gt 2006
whiskey/moon shine: huh? i dont know the difference, both at the same time
single/group dates: single...more romantic
piercings/tatoos: tatoos
*Significant Other*
eye color: light brown, green.
hair color: black
height: if u taller than me u gotta be bad as shit, oher than that my height or shorter
weight: not fat and u know if ur fat. and u gotta have a body if ur gonna be mad skinny.
most liked body part: boobs, ass, and face.
clothing style: up to date, and sexy.
*Have you Ever*
skinny dip: into a crowd of women
pose naked: for a crowd of women
go streaking: through a crowd of hott women
kiss the same sex: my infant baby brother...on the cheek
make out with a stranger: yea
over dosed: on sex yea
gotten stoned: yup
been drunk: yup
had sex with a stranger: yea. but i stay strapped
said something that you didn't mean: all the time
tell someones secret: never ever. i'm the secret keeper of my squad. i never tell unless i got permission to.
lie on someone: almost never
had someone lie on you: almost never
lied about something serious: i'm no snitch so probably
cut your wrist: no mortal blade can cut my skin
watched porn: i'm watching it now.
had a fantasy that couldn't come true: nope.
snuck out: nope
dived off a boat: yea
stripped for someone: yea
thrown a party: many many many many many many parties
stayed with someone of the opposite sex (not related to you): i guess so
prank called: hahahaha yup... good times
did something you never thought you'd do: yup, no comment
what was it^(if so): no comment its not homo
did something you regret: yea
what^: not get into enough fights with people
stolen from a friend: never ever. thats as low as it gets
stolen something at all: yea a few hearts
lied about having something: lol naw
said someone did something that you actually did: yea
looked down on someone for being diffrent: yup
cheated on a test: yes
cheated on a person: yes
copied someones home work: yes
turned in someone elses home work: yup
lied to gteout of home work: yuppers
*Favorite*
color: red and black
#: 7
day: saturday
time of day: 12:34
season: spring
band: Dip-set
song: anything by weezy, fallout boy or dipset
sport: football
holiday: christmas
perfume: hanimori
person: Dr. Doom
car: 2006 mustang gt
class: gym, cause i always bust everybody's ass
word: Doom
*Your homies*
most outgoing: James
loudest: Kyle
funniest: Ish
person known the longest: Ish
prettiest: Aarti
best smile: domonique
best eyes: joe
skinniest: keith
darkest complextion: ish
smartest: davang
tallest: ish
shortest: aarti
most athletic: kyle
best friend: ish
any pot heads: kyle
preps: james
goths: ana
punks/emos: leena
jocks: marcus
bandies: huh?
really smart ones: davang
who do you hang out with the most(besides significant other): james
call the most: ish
who are you writing the most,recently: greg
who do you spend most spare time with: davang
who could you not live without as of right now: ish no homo
miss the most: all my niggas no homo
annoys you but you still love them: my brother
happiest: aarti
*Your Myspace*
first person: ish
how'd you meet: 6th grade at the bus stop
profile song: emotionless
back ground: skulls and diamonds
glitter graphics?: (sigh) yea aarti made it for me and forced me to put it on myspace.
glitter phrases?: nope
icons?: i dont think so
music vids?: yup
funny or serious pics: serious
how many pics do YOU have?: like 30
do you know everyone on your friends list: almost
do you like any one as more than a friend on your friends list: yup
are you kin to anyone on your friends list: naw
how often do you change your profile: not very often
*Future*
how do you wanna die: remembered
when?^: when i'm ready
want kids?: many
how many?: at least 3
want to marry: yea
college: i'm already there
what do you want to be your career?: i wanna be an actor
*It's on you*: ok
Do you know me in real life?: huh?
would you like to meet me?: no.
are you glad you took this: yup
were my questions too personal for you?: naw
What do you hate the most: spiders and snitches
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