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The Niff

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About Me

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I could be a vegitarian hippie if I wanted, but I choose not to be.
I like it when people are genuinely happy to see me.
I hate it when I'm taking a shower and the shower curtain, which was previously still and stuck to the side of the tub, moves, for whatever reason, and touches me. it makes me absolutely crazy.
I've met the love of my life already, so I'm not interested in having sex with or meeting random perverts.
I refer to my kitties as my babies.
I don't eat sea creatures, nor swim in the ocean, but I do enjoy the beach.
Ice cream is always improved when bananas are added.
When someone nudges you on the shoulder with their face and kisses it, they want to have your babies.
Otep gets me hot hot.
My favorite soup is broccoli cheddar.
My dream job is being a stay-at-home-mom, and it's not because I'm lazy and won't work, and it's not because I don't want to get some amazing degree, it's because I think children with the best care make the best adults: they'll be running the world some day.
I am an elementary education major!!
I have pierced myself in 5 places, and let a professional do it in 5 others.
I have a single tattoo for someone who means the world to me, and three others just for pretty.
I dye my hair quite often. I liked hot pink the best, chocolate brown is a close second, and being a redhead's not so bad either.
I'm told that I'm just like a little kid sometimes: it is true that I build sandcastles with moats, pick up seashells at the beach, praise things as "cute", color, and watch cartoons-- its the little things that make me incredibly happy.
I think collecting things for a long period of time, and not selling them, is stupid (unless you made them/ someone made them for you).
I don't care so much for going to the movies: I'm not going to pay to sit in someone elses uncomfortable chair, be quiet, have egotistical 12 yr olds kick the back of my seat, and not interact with people for approximately 2 hours or so. I feel like it is a WASTE. Ironically, this is the future employer of my significant other.
Ask me to pick flowers with you, it's one of my favorite pastimes.
Homemade gifts are wonderful, and so are pillows made of memory foam. mmmm.
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My Interests

ingenuity
creativity
hair
pearls
eyebrows
vintage garb
babies
poetry
blue toilet water
psychology
make-up
sexual health
style evolution
polka dots
lace
self awareness
Halloween
cuddling
gore
Vargas Girls
creepy old houses
porno
pharmacy
art
painting
karaoke
live shows
sex
flowers
baking
amarige d'amour
sequins
body mods
satin
genetics
Chai Lattes
being naked
coloring
pain
creating
voodoo
the universe
addiction
weaknesses
slip-ons
sparkles
Curve
Pineapple

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can make me laugh 'till I pee myself.
and being cute is a plus. or just Paul in general.

Music:

Regina Spektor
Journey
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Atmosphere
Lamb of God
T-Pain
Rilo Kiley
The Murmurs
The Sounds
Aesop rock
TooL
APC
Radiohead
Marshall Tucker Band
Sage Francis
311
Bread
Bjork
The Distillers
Garbage
Lords of Acid
Depeche Mode
N*E*R*D
Morningwood
Pearl Jam
Slug
Soundgarden
Fiona Apple
Alanis
Portishead
Sneaker Pimps
Sublime
Nonpoint
Haste the Day
Soundgarden
Jimi Hendrix
Liz Phair
Otep
KoRn (pre-untouchables)
Feist
Hole
Marylin Manson (Pre-GAOG)
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Deadsy
AAF
Eagles
Carina Round
Hall & Oates
Deftones
CKY
Frou Frou
Theory of a Deadman
Le Tigre

Movies:

"Fuck that and fuck you, movies!"

Television:

Pretty much anything on the Discovery health channel, some cartoons, Style network, and TLC.

Books:

Tell My Horse, A Brave New World, Darkness at Noon, A Clockwork Orange.

Heroes:

My brother, Sean.
Whoever writes instruction manuals and warning labels for a living.
Indivduals who marry the right person (for the right reason) and have a successful marriage and normal children which also lead productive lives.
Those who plant flowers on the sides of highways, and anywhere else, for that matter.

My Blog

Wanna tear this motherfucker up & put it back together

It's as if the stress refuses to cease. For the past month, all in all, I have not felt entirely like myself. The summer started out pretty nice with the whole weight loss thing, which boosted my...
Posted by The Niff on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:34:00 PST

Sometimes you just wanna punch people in the head. a lot.

This past week has taken a lot out of me. Many of you already know about what's happened, and for those of you who do know, I want to thank you guys for helping me out. It's really wonderful to k...
Posted by The Niff on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:35:00 PST

Update on the quest

So I am now up to a total loss of 18.8 pounds! yay! That's 10.63% of my (starting) body weight. My BMI is down to 22.7. Which is also a yay. ...
Posted by The Niff on Fri, 25 May 2007 11:18:00 PST

On my quest...

A healthy BMI is between about 19 and 25. My starting BMI about 2 months ago was 25.8.  This means that I was slightly overweight-- and this does NOT make me happy... So, for those of you who don...
Posted by The Niff on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:29:00 PST

Shit is goin down.

Ok, so.... I'm totally going hardcore on classes this summer. I just signed up for 15 hours-- I really don't know what's got into me-- but it's all good right? That means I'll have my AA fin...
Posted by The Niff on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:12:00 PST

My Credo

i found this today, forgot I had written such a thing. It was for a class my junior year. I love it. I believe in regenerationThe rebirth and refreshment of all, into something newThe continuous cycle...
Posted by The Niff on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 12:24:00 PST

I can't believe its not buttter!

There's this boy that makes me sooo happy ...so satisfied ...so attractive ...so wanted I definately want to have his babies (at least twice). You make me melt.
Posted by The Niff on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 07:55:00 PST

My First Attempt at a Shakespearean Sonnet

The girl is defined as disposable, A rubber band-like, emotionless bundle Of nerves bound by slip-ons, hair dye of sable. To you, she is just a minor trundle.   But theres a bit of distorted a...
Posted by The Niff on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 12:45:00 PST

For You.

I can feel the denial on your hands: rough rejection, dry skin.You accept pushing and pullingout our haircrawl through my thoughtsand past regrets.Holy drugs, and expensive wateris all we need....
Posted by The Niff on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 06:56:00 PST

DO IT.

01: I _____ Niffer.02: Niffer is ____. 03: I think Niffer should _____. 04: Niffer needs _____.05: I want to ____ Niffer.06: Niffer can ____ my ____. 07: Someday Niffer will _...
Posted by The Niff on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 05:16:00 PST