About Me
WE ROCK.
WE ROLL.
LINDSAY LOHAN, COME TO OUR SHOWS!!!
EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT - ALL NIGHT LONG
I bet your girlfriend screams louder for us than she does for you,
if you know what I mean...
The Story of Danger Kitty
Danger Kitty is a band. As any stellar rock band would, they have an extremely rich history. Upon this history however, they decided they'd dump some Jack & Coke, and light it on fire with a threesome.
The Kitty was formed just shy of 2006, when now singer Angel and model/bassist 8Ball met in college. They were both attending San Dimas Community College. One night, 8Ball had walked into a party, and Angel had found a sweet female to pump him a beer from the keg. They were quick to talking about chicks - as rocker guys do - and realized they had actually been dating the same girl. Mandy, that slut, had given both 8Ball and Angel the... (put your hands together for the name of this disease). The two, now friends joined together by heartache (and penis ache) went to get their STDs cured together and got to talking again. This time, it was about Rock and Roll...first, and then chicks.
Danger Kitty was formed, Praise be to God. Songs were written, but the band was just 2 idiots really. They needed some roll, some rock...and some '&.'
8Ball had been in a band before the Kitty, and the lead/rhythm/loud guitar player was a dude with just one name - like all greats: Sting, Slash, Axel, Pink... - and his name, is Rachett. Nicknamed “the mean green strumming machine†by the band, he brought the roll. I mean he brought the rock! But where was the Roll??
(P.S. Rachett sucks, he went to music school and thinks he knows some shit. What the fuck ever)
Ecstasy and cocaine are serious, serious drugs. And they should be used seriously, by serious users. Tommy Guns brought the roll out one night when he was rollin' -not on dubs (with Lindsay Lohan we should interject). Ok, that’s not really how it happened.
Angel knew Tommy from when they were kids in San Dimas, and Tommy went off to a boarding school for gentlemen. When he returned home, all "cleaned" up, Angel invited his drumming friend to a D.K. rehearsal. The band already had a working drummer, but Tommy just showed up and beat her ass. I mean, there was really a fight. From then on, the rest of the Kitty crew was really too afraid to fire him - and so it was.
Danger Kitty is putting it out there, that they are officially (and unequivocally), taking over, it’s been quite apparent when I’ve had the rare opportunity to hang out with these pros over the past 3 weeks...so watch out. Oh, and if you see Lohan out the in the front row - don’t have her watch your drink while you go to the bathroom; you’ll probably have your car stolen.
-Neal Wiessman, Rolling Stoned
