Lisa

* I'm Lisa.
* I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
* I'm very important.
* I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
* I enjoy quoting movies, like the one above.
* I like monkeys.
* I turn 21 on March 3rd!
* I like where I am in life, for the most part.
* I'm still trying to figure myself out.
* I try and have fun no mater what I'm doing.
* I love music and it's one of the degrees I'm working on.
* I've been bit by a poisoness spider.
* My old cell phone doesn't float, or go through walls, or work anymore.
* I suck at relationships.
* Relationships scare me.
* I keep getting in relationships anyways.
* Maybe I'm a slow learner... :)
* I get restless and bored easily.
* I have high expectations for myself, but I think they are reasonable.
* I like to debate things that really don't matter.
* My car was hit twice within a month, and neither was my fault.
* If I am quiet there is probably something wrong with me.
* I am really ticklish.
* I'm not good at swallowing pills.
* I'm not big on chocolate but white chocolate is my favorite.
* I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator on my way out.
* I ran up a down escalator, more then once.
* I've had to get stiches.
* I got in a crash with my first car and totalled it.
* I threw up in class once, and insisted it was cause I was allergic to school.
* My nickname at work is Sprinkles.
* I took a few years of Spanish and Sign Language in highschool.
* I am good friends with a lot of my ex boyfriends.
* I forgive, but don't forget.
* I really wish I could forget sometimes.
* I've picked up hitch hikers twice.
* I no longer have a toenail on my left big toe.
* I hate qualifying, it's not like I'm going to get to go over there and shoot people!
* I drool sometimes, when I'm really knocked out.
* I turned the kids game Candyland into Drinkingland.
* I sing in the shower and car.
* I wear big sunglasses.
* I like to try and out drink people that weigh more then twice what I weigh.
* My favorite sports to watch are baseball and hockey.
* I like going bowling but I'm not that good.
* My parents will never end up in an old person home.
* I don't like when people say they know how I feel, or they understand. You don't.
* Don't rush me, I'll do things when I am ready.
* I don't trust people right off the back anymore, I must have a reason first.
* I know I'm not perfect, but I'm pretty close.
* I'm competitive.
* I can be stubborn.
* I tell the truth usually, even when I shouldn't.
* I think everyone picks their nose. Sometimes that's the only way to get the boogys out!
* I get told I'm special all the time, and not the short bus kind.
* Okay... Sometimes it's the short bus kind...
* I'm going to win the 2008 World Series of Poker... You'll see.
* I have my own "special" chair at work.
* I would choose BDUs/ACUs and Combat boots over dresses and heels any day.
* I could run a lot faster if I actually tried, but I already max it so...
* I don't wear make up.
* I have conflicting disorders.
* I like to go out driving alone and take random off ramps.
* I drive a little too fast, even when I have no where to go.
* I dance around naked in my room while trying to sing.
* I like to cuddle when I sleep, even if it's just with a stuffed animal.
* I want to work for the FBI just to get a cool badge so I can flip it open and say "FBI" as I break in somewhere.
* I can hear dog whistles.
* I have glasses but I don't wear them often.
* I weigh over 100 pounds!
* My favorite season is summer.
* I like bananas.
* I'm Irish and German.
* I hate getting shots.
* I'm usually easily amused.
* I have a short attention span.
* I think I want children but still undecided.
* I think I should have children because my awesomeness should be carried on.
* I can juggle.
* I'm in the Army and like it for the most part.
* I was born in Stockton, California.
* I probably like monkeys a little too much.
* I played soccer for 10 years.
* I have a large blue doodle bear named Dudley.
* I started playing the trombone when I was 11 and it was bigger then me.
* The trombone is still bigger then me with the slide extended fully.
* I can ride a unicycle, while playing the trombone.
* I love playing Texas Hold Em, even when I lose my money.
* I don't usually lose my money...
* I'm good at running, but usually I only run when the Army makes me.
* I made my little Curious George doll his own myspace page.
* He has more friends then me.
* I drive a blue 2005 Honda Civic.
* I'm in Military Intelligence, yeah, it exists.
* I'm Methodist Christian, but I don't go to services often.
* I don't have any tattoos and I don't want any.
* I have a hamster, his name is Shiter.
* I've been to several states and Canada and Mexico.
* My work schedule is confusing.
* My best friend is Chris Howard.
* I can dislocate my toes on my right foot, but it hurts.
* I've never smoked anything.
* Yuba City might be boring but there are a lot of awesome people there.
* I've tried to fly, more then once.
* I don't drink soda.
* I went to AIT with some of the coolest people ever.
* I like Gatorade better then Powerade.
* My socks don't usually match.
* I chew Doublemint Gum.
* I'm allergic to laundry detergent.
* I think Taco Bell is real Mexican food.
* My favorite pizza is Mushroom end then combo.
* I wear large, in kids.
* My right foot is slightly larger then my left foot.
* I am for the death penalty.
* I want to deploy somewhere.
* I know I'm not completely sane.
* I've been hypnotized a few times.
* I could max a pt test if it wasn't for sit ups.
* I don't watch much tv.
* I have a rubber ducky themed bathroom.
* I have blue eyes.
* I don't even know what color my hair is anymore.
* I like sleeping naked on soft sheets.
* A lot of people love me.
* I love a lot of people.
* I like to watch and play sports.
* I was going to be a Marine.
* I was going to be in the Marine Band.
* I am proud of being a virgin till I got married, even though...
* I don't like people looking over my shoulder.
* I lie sometimes, and get away with it.
* I like me most days.
* I use my foot to open handicapped doors.
* I don't like spaghetti.
* I don't like Chinese Food.
* I have small boobs, and I don't want implants.
* My favorite number is 6 and then 9.
* I really like to eat potatoes in all it's forms... baked, mashed, fried, etc.
* My favorite meat is chicken.
* I wrote this to remind me of who I am, on those long hard days...
* There is so much more to me then you will ever know.