Onyx

Thoughout our history, there have been many important black Americans; George Washington Carver, Martin Luther King, Jr., Malcolm X, and Paul Robeson. I, Onyx Blackman, am another such man in this proud and noble lineage. With a booming voice and proud carriage , I have risen to the challenge of harnessing the unruly moral elements that threaten to tear down the fragile empire I have built at Flatpoint High School. A suave despot, I govern my kingdom with an iron fist and a system of logic that would mystify even the most learned psychoanalyst. Strengthening not only my fertile mind, but my body as well, I take, and prescribe, huge amounts of vitamin supplements every day, keeping the teeth translucent and completing the amino chain. I am a self-made man, who has pulled himself up in the world by his bootstraps. I am never too far from the memories of being raised in a chicken coop.