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Laura Hates Urkel

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About Me

I'm 19, soon to be 20. I live in Westland. I've been homeless twice. I've almost gone to jail for malicious use of a phone. I love my friends like family. Dermot is my brother. Jah is my brother.
Theres this girl Angela Nicole Wright and she is the greatest girl I've ever known. She is the cutest, the funniest, the craziest and you'll probably never ever meet someone as special as her in your entire life. Shes one of a kind. I have loved her since the day we met. Corny? Maybe... But it's true. And I probably always will love her. Shes also my best female friend and always will be without question. So don't try to compete cause you can't fucking win.
I'm in band. I don't know what genre you'd call it. It's got a lot of techy parts, a lot of build up parts, tons of melodies, some good ol singing, some screams in there too. I dunno.
I love it when bands have synthesized claps, and when singers go "do do do do doooo".
I like meeting new people and doing new things.
I am the coolest, nicest, and best person you will ever meet. Theres no question about it. Ask anyone.
If I have it and you need it, I will give you any amount of money you need. Furthermore, I really enjoy surprising my closest friends with random gifts here and there. So theres a perk to knowing me I suppose.
I have a '92 Chevy pick up, called The Grey Ghost. "It's a local truck" or so I'm told.
Def Jam's Fight For New York owns my life.
I have more CD's than you have hair.
Ska is the ultimate mood elevator.
It's a good thing I'm not a baseball player cause I strike out a lot.
I don't add people just to add people. It gets annoying after awhile. I only add people I know or have met before. Or if your from my area in Michigan.
I hate your band... whoever you are, unless I say otherwise. If all you wear is from Abercrombie, Express, or American Eagle and you're in a "punk", "emo" or "hardcore" band I fucking hate you. Because your a fag. Not to say that there is anything wrong with those clothes on their own though.
"I Think I'm In Love" by Eddie Money is the greatest song ever written. Ever.
Anything else you wanna know, hit me up.
AIM= toughtoughgrrrr Thats FOUR (4) "r's" or heyitsrandallj
LJ= hesrandylicious
Oh yeah... one more thing...
Never under estimate my undying love for Phil Collins. He is probably the greatest musician ever. All of his songs are written very well, the lyrics rule, he's can play almost anything. Theres another significant reason I love Phil too, but you guys don't need to know that.
If you do not like Phil Collins... don't you dare fucking talk to me.
Well... I guess you can... but I'd like you more if you did.
Play me any Tupac and I will bust a mad rhyme. I can flow like a mountain stream mutha fucka. All you gotta do is ask and I'll break you off a tight jam dogg.
Everytime you walk away
Everytime Ill be the same
Thats a choice to respect
Thats a choice I accept
But Ill still be here
Ill always be here
Ill always...

LUDAAAAAAHHH!!
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My Interests

Rocking out. Hanging with my bros. Hanging with hoes. Going on Ninja Missions. Kickin' it with Angie.

I'd like to meet:

I don't need to meet any ladies cause I've already met the perfect one.

Fellas that have Bro-hood potential... but none of you do... So it doesn't really matter huh?

Any animals that can talk.

And these men...

Music:

Matisyahu
Elton John
Phil Collins
John Denver
With Honor
Champion
Bane
Comeback Kid
Tom Petty
The Hippos
Johnny Thunder
Across Five Aprils
Love Is Red
Keepsake
Jimmy Eat World
Dropkick Murphys
B-52's
Kansas
Murder City Devils
Blue Monday
Catch 22
Tupac
REO Speedwagon
Spitalfield
Angela Nicole Wright
(anything she sings rules)
Death Before Dishonor
100 Demons
Blood For Blood
A Perfect Murder
MC5
Bury Your Dead
Quit Your Life
The Aquabats
Wrecking Crew
Let It Die
Danny Diablo
The Alliance
The Bruisers
Blood In/Blood Out
Bone Thugs
The Starting Line
Hamartia
In My Eyes
Bob Marley
Piebald
Good Clean Fun
Black Flag
The Dead Boys

To name a few...

Movies:

How High
Harold and Kumar
The Wash
How To Be A Player
Punch Drunk Love
Soul Plane
Vanilla Sky
Angie's 7th grade school project video

Of course these are only the most watched ones... and most of them are only watched while high... but... yeah...
Like a thousand others too...

Television:

Law and Order
Family Guy
Reno 911
Monk
A-Team
Quantum Leap
The Office
King of Queens
Seinfeld
Even Stevens
Rocko's Modern Life
Daily Show

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk and Jack Kerouac books. Care Bears coloring books. Nothing else.

Heroes:

xPHILxCOLLINSx