Hey, my name's simon; my friends call me either Si or Moose. The latter i'm not quite sure where it came from but i'm sure it has no meaning what-so-ever. I'm trying to get a comission into the forces, particularly the Royal Marines, but don't let that fool you, i'm not a tough guy! Actually i'm like a soft mint: Deceptivly hard looking on the outside, but soft and chewy on the inside. I failed the Army MAP (mental Aptitude Profile) test for a comission. Apparently i'm not snobby enough or something! Anyway, it's their loss, someone elses gain. I just want to shoot something. Now, where's that dog?!
