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Moose

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About Me

Hey, my name's simon; my friends call me either Si or Moose. The latter i'm not quite sure where it came from but i'm sure it has no meaning what-so-ever. I'm trying to get a comission into the forces, particularly the Royal Marines, but don't let that fool you, i'm not a tough guy! Actually i'm like a soft mint: Deceptivly hard looking on the outside, but soft and chewy on the inside. I failed the Army MAP (mental Aptitude Profile) test for a comission. Apparently i'm not snobby enough or something! Anyway, it's their loss, someone elses gain. I just want to shoot something. Now, where's that dog?!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

David Bowie, Kirk Hammet, Tony Blair - so i could punch him (Prescott style)!

My Blog

UNITED 93

I'm angry. There's a new film come out, as you've heard, regarding 9/11. It's pro-American and everyone's out to get America. " why does everybody hate us so much"? The constant question we hear Ameri...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 03:25:00 GMT

An Unfortunate Series Of Events

As some of you may have noticed, I am but a shadow of my former self. The beard has gone. It took about 3 months to grow and i simply got fed up. The constant Arab and suicide bomber jokes just g...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 08:49:00 GMT