After a half-assed attempt at a band short years back, Carlos Salvador Salazar dropped the drums and decided to grab his balls and play guitar with em. But its a common known fact that eight balls are better than two, so he set out to find the remaining testes that would assemble the band.
Since his creativity was eleventynine steps ahead of his shit technique, he decided to enlist the help of the Canadian Jew master, Matthew Lapan.
His skills on bass were similarly shitty. So they agreed that a drummer would elevate them from abysmally insufficient to mediocre.
And so, the search to find a drummer and vocalist continues.... Give us a cawkadoodledo if you're interested!
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